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[Magic Pickle]

Aye, a wee lassie's St. Paddy's takes a turn for the worse when she's exposed to those who think differently from her.
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Well that was the most unsafe I’ve felt in a while.​

So every St Paddy’s I dress up as a leprechaun and pass out candy in my city before/while doing a bar crawl. It’s to celebrate my hrt day, which is March 17th.
This year, my friends and I wound up at the bar attached to my favorite restaurant in town. People expect me there on St Paddy’s and were happy to see me. Lots of drunken hugs and chocolate coins to go around.
Fast forward ten minutes, and some drunk idiot gets on a chair and demands everyone’s attention before rambling on about how “Mr. trump” is the incarnation of god and something stupid about Noah’s ark and shit.
And I’ll be damned if all but maybe two other people in that packed bar cheered.
People noticed our table got quiet and even confronted us about it and took photos of us. It’s not like they have any clue I’m trans. But still. I’ve never had the hair on the back of my neck stand on end like that. A lot of these people I didn’t know well, but were still people I knew. The owner of the bar, who was stoked to see me, made a ton of excuses for this man when I immediately went to pay our tab and leave.
Today is usually a day about trans joy for me. Giving back to the community in some small way, because my transition has given me so much joy I simply have to give it away. But now I just feel bitter and sad. Guess you never really know people like you think you do. I’ll never get a drink or tacos there again as long as I live.

Spoiler: The leprechauness herself.

Short and sweet: a troon admits to a possible misdiagnosis of trannyism and everyone in the comments says he's a conservative psyop. Whether he is or not means nothing to me, but watching trannies seethe at heretics is always fun.
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I got misdiagnosed...​

Any have advise for me? I got misdiagnosed with gender dysphoria and now I regret transitioning and srs.

Spoiler: Imagine if you interrogated everyone who said they WERE trans like this.

A troon finds out that a friend of his is a transphobe hiding in plain sight. While I respect those who are open and proud about their distaste for the movement, I can't help but find it amusing when trannies are so presumptuous about acceptance that they end up blasted in the face with sense and sensibility when they least expect it.
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Just told a new friend I'm trans and got humiliated​

I told someone I have been hanging out with recently that I'm trans, thinking they would be supportive after gauging their temperament, and I was dead wrong.
They humiliated me and called me a man and told me I will never be a woman.
I have been transitioning for 12 years now, transphobia never changes and it never stops being painful or showing up in unexpected places.
I wish i had someone I could hug

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Five foot tall lil pooner music teacher crowd sources how to punish a student who wrote heckin' transphobic lyrics in their school rap song.




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Spoiler

Asking for some help dealing with a student who makes transphobic remarks at me. I'm a 6th year teacher and have never experienced it to this level.

I am a music teacher and recently assigned a rap project. I am also a trans man. I have not discussed being trans with the students however some of them do know.

I have had a few remarks from this student like at least I know my gender etc. After disciplining disruptive behaviors. This student is in 6th grade. I have called hone and written referrals each time. The last time the student was suspended from music class for 2 days and this was their 2nd class back.

In their rap that the student submitted for a grade they wrote a line that said "You said you don't play favorites but you're actually autistic. You say that you're a man but we all know that isn't true"

I brought the assignment to my administrator. He told me to think of what I would like their consequence to be. I told him I'm not really sure it's uncharted territory for me. They are already missing out on future major events for other behavioral reasons. He told me to think about it and get back to him and I really have no idea.

I told him it doesn't upset me personally but this kind of behavior and language shouldn't be tolerated. He told me if it doesn't upset me I wouldn't have brought it to him.

What I'm worried about though is that she will think that kind of harassment is permissible and will do it to other students. Middle school is a hard time for kids especially ones struggling with their identity and I don't want this student making comments like that to vunerable students.

Her parents are a teacher in my department and on the school board.

Genuinely asking for advice on how to handle this. What should I tell my principal about the students consequences.

We went over expectations for rap topics for a LONG time and I didn't get one other inappropriate rap from the other 50 students I did this with.

Thank you

UPDATE:

Admin talked to the parent who was aparently defensive. This student is going to be removed from class until further notice and I'm going to provide work for them to do alone. Thank you all for your great advice.

ALSO:

The amount of transphobic messages I've gotten from this post is very sad. I would not expect music educators to feel this way. Music is often a safe space for gender non conforming kids and I hope that you can see that trans people existing doesn't hurt you in any way.

"You said you don't play favorites but you're actually autistic. You say that you're a man but we all know that isn't true"



The kid isn't half bad.

 

[Law]

Imagined getting utterly bodied by a middle-schooler
I am TORN between wanting a child-free internet and wanting this kid to post his lyrics.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Who passes better? Troons or pooners?
Apparently it's a contest.

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Spoiler: Whole rant (long)

somehow there's this idea around that a) trans men can go stealth easier or more often and b) if they don't pass they're "just" seen as butch lesbians or tomboys which "isn't as bad" as someone thinking a trans woman is a femboy

I dont even know where this came from but too many cis queer ppl I know have said something along those lines, and it feels even more alienating when trans women regurgitate it?

I don't know, maybe it's that for me the effects that estrogen does to my body against my will are every day more and more palpable, like, do people really think it is a less effective or powerful hormone than t??? is it because of the voice or is it due to something else????

am I losing my mind. like genuinely am I tripping. im seen at BEST as a tomboy and no? being a tomboy isn't "more acceptable by society"???? where did this idea even came from???? it always makes me think of that one "the butchest a woman can be on Twitter before everyone loses it" meme.

like people saying "women (the wording is already icky for me) are allowed to be weird and fuck around with their genders!!!" like newsflash!!!! I'm not a woman! im perceived and treated as one so I understand the complexities of growing up as one and where has this magical "women being masc isn't as persecuted as men being fem" what level of internet brainrot is this???

long hair makes me want to rip it apart, painting my nails always ends up on me biting them out of my fingers, dresses make me feel extremely distressed and I've been abused physically and mentally for not being feminine enough. where is this apparently magical "masc privilege" where people """understand"""" that I wanna be a man and accept it????? especially since ive seen how in mtf circles this argument is used to separate us from our sisters??? like has anyone ever questioned any of this rethoric????? Is this some white gringo cultural difference im not aware of after migrating??????

genuinely confused and I feel like im losing it since nobody questions this like. at all. people just SAY this and there's no rebuttal. people thinking T is some magical all powerful drug that is like a switch between being seen as a man or not. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW CIS WOMEN PRODUCE T AS WELL???? IM ONE OF THE "WOMEN" THAT HAVE HIGHER THAN AVERAGE T. I GROW A SMALL BEARD WITH NO HRT. EVEN WITHOUT SHAVING IM TREATED AS A WOMAN.

if this seems incoherent im sorry but I genuinely feel like im losing it

The climax of the rant:

genuinely confused and I feel like im losing it since nobody questions this like. at all. people just SAY this and there's no rebuttal. people thinking T is some magical all powerful drug that is like a switch between being seen as a man or not. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW CIS WOMEN PRODUCE T AS WELL???? IM ONE OF THE "WOMEN" THAT HAVE HIGHER THAN AVERAGE T. I GROW A SMALL BEARD WITH NO HRT. EVEN WITHOUT SHAVING IM TREATED AS A WOMAN.

if this seems incoherent im sorry but I genuinely feel like im losing it

Extensive ranting back and forth in the comments.
This is an issue that really resonates with pooners.

 

[horseorigin]

"You said you don't play favorites but you're actually autistic. You say that you're a man but we all know that isn't true"

Sick fuckin rips my man.

I don’t know how administrations expect children to hold it together and act like it’s normal to have a tranny as a teacher. Trust and vulnerability is everything to a kid. By obfuscating your gender and coming to school everyday, demanding you be called “Mr. _____”, you have broken the trust of every student by denying your biological reality, and disrespecting theirs by holding them to the unspoken expectation that they play along to a lie.

The selfishness of trannies knows no bounds, that’s why they need to keep the fuck away from kids.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I'm curious what the people who hit "disagree" on my comment with studies validating women's prisons as having more SO than men's disagreed with? Perhaps my phrasing was too ambiguous regarding over/under policing of the sexes. I was trying to convey that women having more representation in touching camp kids and youth offenders is likely because the focus is on men, i.e., women are seen as harmless, allowing the predatory ones to have a bigger leash to do harm.

I think you’re getting (some) bad ratings because sometimes people do the whole “Women bad too!” to derail convos like pitbull owners bringing up chihuahuas. Like okay, they’re both bad but I know which one I’d rather be attacked by and it’s not King/Bleu/Princess.

I didn’t get that vibe from you, though. I’m surprised by the results but you certainly put in the work. Sorry I got you in trouble. Back to roasting troons!

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

"Do they think I'm not important enough to them to think about my quality of life?"

What a selfish cunt. Why should anybody be prioritizing their votes for his best interests, rather than addressing their own concerns? And he's expecting them to be thinking about him and what he wants in their day-to-day choices? Trannies exist inside their own egocentric universe and expect everyone else to orbit them.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Five foot tall lil pooner music teacher crowd sources how to punish a student who wrote heckin' transphobic lyrics in their school rap song.

Even dropping off she's a pooner, she is terrible as a junior high teacher. The first requirement for being a junior high teacher is knowing how to handle students making fun of you, figuring out what shit to take, what shit to admire, and what shit to bring the hammer down on. I remember a Mexican-American gym teacher who got called a spic by one of my fellow students. He didn't change his expression at all, just said, "Give me a lap," and made the guy run 400 meters. The kid made another joke about the teacher's race, and the teacher laughed honestly at the joke, then said, "Great joke. Give me another lap." In this case it worked out. The teacher didn't lose our respect, and the kid was taught not to say that word (in front of this teacher). And another teacher more or less constantly had students make fun of his name, and he just rolled his eyes or made droll comments in response.

This pooner teacher handled this the worst way possible. She should have either not responded at all, or proved that she's not autistic by having a sense of humor about it, or some other creative response. She absolutely positively should not have gone whining to the principal, and had him removed from class.

TL;dr, junior high kids are brutal, and she's way too fragile and narcissistic to be anywhere near them.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This pooner teacher handled this the worst way possible. She should have either not responded at all, or proved that she's not autistic by having a sense of humor about it, or some other creative response. She absolutely positively should not have gone whining to the principal, and had him removed from class.

TL;dr, junior high kids are brutal, and she's way too fragile and narcissistic to be anywhere near them.

Junior high (or depending on jurisdiction, middle school).
The age at which boys learn the word "faggot".

Been a while, but I seem to recall getting called "faggot" a lot.
Also calling all the other boys "faggots". All the time.
Didn't really know what it meant, but it was fun for a little while.
Showing my age -- we had sex education (segregated by gender) and nothing about faggots.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Five foot tall lil pooner music teacher crowd sources how to punish a student who wrote heckin' transphobic lyrics in their school rap song.

>expecting a middle schooler NOT to bully the walking freakshow

 

[Positron]

Aye, a wee lassie's St. Paddy's takes a turn for the worse when she's exposed to those who think differently from her.

Not gonna lie; the lepoonchaun is cute. She probably got the voice down pat too.

Why should grade school music lessons be teaching rap? That shit that every kid can pick up on TV and that many parents would prefer their kids not learn?
Why should someone so easily offended be teaching rap?

 

[AfghanBlue]

We do, and sometimes it's a genuine compliment, other times it's a subtle dig.

If you're an autist male who never endured female socialisation, you have more luck playing pick up sticks with your butt cheeks than you do understanding female communication.

Cope and seethe, moids.

In fairness I feel like I could pick up sticks w my bumcheeks and it wouldn't be that hard.

A weak, underhanded and passive aggressive tactic of some women who want to put another woman in her place without men noticing, or have others tell her she’s overreacting to a nice compliment. Women who do this sort of thing / tear other women down aren’t as clever as they think they are and generally aren’t worth the time of day. Just tell someone their shit stinks and be done with it.

Yep. Fuck em. If you have something to say, say it or fuck off. No-one is impressed by your "it's opposite day! " level of linguistic sorcery, dull bitch.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1890060861546356898

There will always, always be more men do this. Pretending more women do is weird and has no resemblance of the facts.
If women's prisons have more assaults, it's because women are easier victimised and therefore more attractive to preds.

Men men men men men men men woman men

 

[Dolly Brooks]

>expecting a middle schooler NOT to bully the walking freakshow

The lyrics are so tame, too. On one hand I’m glad the kid isn’t privy to troon vocab, on the other it would’ve been very funny if she had to explain things like “pooner” and “zipper tits” to admin in order to get this kid in trouble.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why should grade school music lessons be teaching rap? That shit that every kid can pick up on TV and that many parents would prefer their kids not learn?
Why should someone so easily offended be teaching rap?

Probably some genius plan to meet the kids where they're at. Show you're not some old fuddy-duddy; you know what's hip and what problems they face today. The lesson plan probably says something about rhyme/meter,

I'm not a rap expert, but isn't the correct response, when someone writes a rap about the hyperspecific ways in which you suck. to rap back at them about the ways they suck? Ideally off the cuff, although I assume it's like improv comedy and the rapper has some half-planned lines ready.

Calling the principal and the rapper's parents is admitting you lost the rap battle. That's wack.

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The lyrics are so tame, too. On one hand I’m glad the kid isn’t privy to troon vocab, on the other it would’ve been very funny if she had to explain things like “pooner” and “zipper tits” to admin in order to get this kid in trouble.

they call you Green Bay; there's a cheese head on your packer
dye your hair green and blue but this Polly's still a cracker

etc.

 

[Twix Eatr]

There will always, always be more men do this. Pretending more women do is weird and has no resemblance of the facts.
If women's prisons have more assaults, it's because women are easier victimised and therefore more attractive to preds.

This is the braindead take I am talking about that posits women as harmless in positions of power. I don't give a shit who is or isn't a bigger predator. Everybody needs to be scrutinized when interacting with children. You sound like the drag queen loonies demanding people turn away and look at the Catholic church.

I posted that link because the parents mention that if the teacher were a male, they would've taken the situation seriously. Instead, it was a woman, so the mother was brushed off with some admin saying, "Ms. Whatever likes helping students explore their sexuality." I consider that a failing on everybody, not just men and not just women.

The replies ITT are busy keeping tally, upset at the idea someone thinks women are more predatory than men. *eye roll* I'm trying to highlight the oversight that is leading to predatory women being given a much longer leash. I am not saying women are the real terror. I just want less kids groomed and SA'd.

I think you’re getting (some) bad ratings because sometimes people do the whole “Women bad too!” to derail convos like pitbull owners bringing up chihuahuas. Like okay, they’re both bad but I know which one I’d rather be attacked by and it’s not King/Bleu/Princess.

I didn’t get that vibe from you, though. I’m surprised by the results but you certainly put in the work. Sorry I got you in trouble. Back to roasting troons!

Haha yeah, kind of annoying, tbh. I ran them shits through GPT way back when I found them because it didn't make sense to me at first glance. They aren't some cherry-picked stats, either. And I am still open to being wrong or finding studies that cast doubt. But shit, man, the data is the data and the chips fall how they fall. There's a huge difference between men vs. women and the data I presented, which is women in positions of authority (including w/ youth) and women on women. Sexual dimorphism is still the dominant factor and women will always be at risk of men.

All good, man. I was hoping you at least saw the post since it was for you. I missed the alert initially. I don't want women assaulting women, obviously, but that's like #200 on my list of shit. #1 is males out of their spaces, especially prisons. I'm super anti-pit, fwiw. King, Bleu, Princess? No Nala? Hopefully none of us get nanny'd out here.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Five foot tall lil pooner music teacher crowd sources how to punish a student who wrote heckin' transphobic lyrics in their school rap song.

Literally 5'0 and size 6 shoes.

Anyone got any sneakers or somthing that increase your height? I'm 5'0" and I keep getting ads for them but i am a size 6 so nothing in my size. Don't really want inserts because I don't like how low the shoe sits then.

She is tiny compared to most adult women and no doubt there are a number of girls in her class who are taller than her. Stunning.

She is also still shopping for a top surgeon. And she plays the flute. T has given her horrific cystic acne.

Just imagine this tiny birdlike woman with a sports bra on and her delicate little flute- and a face that looks like a smallpox survivor- telling you she is a man and then crying to the principal when you say lolno.

Kudos to that kid.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is the braindead take I am talking about that posits women as harmless in positions of power. I don't give a shit who is or isn't a bigger predator. Everybody needs to be scrutinized when interacting with children. You sound like the drag queen loonies demanding people turn away and look at the Catholic church.

I posted that link because the parents mention that if the teacher were a male, they would've taken the situation seriously. Instead, it was a woman, so the mother was brushed off with some admin saying, "Ms. Whatever likes helping students explore their sexuality." I consider that a failing on everybody, not just men and not just women.

The replies ITT are busy keeping tally, upset at the idea someone thinks women are more predatory than men. *eye roll* I'm trying to highlight the oversight that is leading to predatory women being given a much longer leash. I am not saying women are the real terror. I just want less kids groomed and SA'd.


Haha yeah, kind of annoying, tbh. I ran them shits through GPT way back when I found them because it didn't make sense to me at first glance. They aren't some cherry-picked stats, either. And I am still open to being wrong or finding studies that cast doubt. But shit, man, the data is the data and the chips fall how they fall. All good, man. I was hoping you at least saw the post since it was for you. I missed the alert initially.

I don't want women assaulting women, obviously, but that's like #200 on my list of shit. #1 is males out of their spaces, especially prisons. I'm super anti-pit, fwiw. King, Bleu, Princess? No Nala?

It shouldn't be about "if the teacher was male" because the enitre thing is totally insane on its face and should never have happened and woudlnt happen elsewhere. There seems to be something entirely rotten in that county specifically (and from what I glean from news, Colorado more generally.. )
-Letting insane people set any level of marker for what is or isn't appropriate or trying to move to where they are or meet them withing their rules is a losing strategy from the off.

It is not wild to state that men tend to sexually abuse more than women.

Women are abusive but they tend to do it in different ways. I'd say the apparent uptick in sexually abusive women coudl have something to do with the BPDification of society more generally but that's a rather larger, not totally relevant topic.

All of it, including the troons, is probably the end result of what happens when everybody including children, is suddenly able to avail themsleves of hardcore porn anywhere any time free, and we are looking at the results. In the troon outs, in the woman rapes.
I don't think the entirety of society quite realises it yet, but it's my pet theory, if things needed to be simplified right down.

 

[Caesare]

Why should grade school music lessons be teaching rap? That shit that every kid can pick up on TV and that many parents would prefer their kids not learn?
Why should someone so easily offended be teaching rap?

She thought she could show off by becoming the "cool" teacher. She's not old and lame like all the other boring teachers. Her class gets to do edgy assignments, like writing their own rap songs.

She didn't predict her students were going to make raps about her being an autistic nerd who's confused about her gender reality as a woman.

 

[DatBepisTho]

That Meg Troon is sad. He looked like a decently attractive nerdy guy. I wonder if he was always rotten or if it were the coom that did him in.

“Front/bonus hole” are infuriatingly debasing. Besides those, “coonana” (not pronounced like “banana”), “puss hole,” and “candy hole” are some of the other shameful examples I’ve heard.

Spoiler: Possible TMI

I do remember one of the pooners I spent an evening with out of desperation (further detailed in post #12,134 of this thread) referred to her vag as “the front”- a slight improvement, but still utterly fucking retarded.

TFW front door and back door aren't euphemism enough.

 

[Twix Eatr]

Pretending more women do is weird and has no resemblance of the facts.

It is not wild to state that men tend to sexually abuse more than women.

Nothing in my posts are contrary to these statements, though .

Again, my focal point is that any framing of people with access to children as requiring less oversight due to the a perceived mismatch in predatory behavior is bad policy. We know that people with sexual proclivities toward children will do a LOT to gain access. Yes, it shouldn't be different if the teacher was male, but the parents sure seem to think it would've been.

No offense, but the replies to me ITT make me think it would've treated differently with a male teacher, too. I am not asking for less scrutiny on men or countering with "women are just as bad!" I'm saying there appears to be a serious disparity in the scrutiny applied, especially with how we treat the teachers who've harmed their students. I'm sure these schools are garbage across the board, though, because perverts are running them.

Letting insane people set any level of marker for what is or isn't appropriate or trying to move to where they are or meet them withing their rules is a losing strategy from the off.

Agreed.

Here are a list of firings that are often sex-crime related for teachers/school admins. You can probably use similar searches in a different area to hone in on a school if you want. LOL, this teacher was peeping into the windows of someone in the first floor. Motherfucker's name was Michael Crouch.