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[HalTurner]

There are some DEEPLY buried studies that show that most of the "Trans" people don't have dysphoria at all

I mean that's not even buried or a secret. That's why they want self ID. Most of them don't even claim to have dysphoria anymore. That's why they proudly post things like "guys isn't it weird I love my penis" and they all reply how it's normal. It's also why most of them don't even want the surgery. They want tits because they're straight men with a fetish and they want to keep their dick cause without it, it loses much of the fun.

If every white woman were to simply vanish tomorrow, the trans lunacy would end a week later. Without the support of the overwhelmingly-white handmaidens, the rapehons and AGPs themselves would have no backing and could all be easily stuffed back into their (wives') closets. The pooners would simply get bored and quietly re-assimilate into sane society and disappear.

You know. I don't like to dump on white women. I adore them. But when I saw Why Do Young Women Hate Men Now? on Sargon's channel this week it did give me pause. I've held the belief for a long time that white people in general are the ones who cry racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc the most. Much more than black or brown people. And they touched on that here. The zoomer white women have no hope. They think the world is worse today than it ever has been in modern times for racism and sexism. They find things racist that actual black and brown people do not. They get offended on their behalf. The polling from this even shows when asked if someone was feminist, the numbers of white zoomer women identified as over half where as millennials and gen X were only in the low thirties.

That said, while white women MAY be more likely to agree with all of the trans shit, they alone wouldn't be able to enable it if more white men stood against it. White men enable it too. So I hope people read my full post before jumping in to trash can my take thinking I was leading in to a typical white women bad take. Because as Josh says, a large large amount of white women have based views.

...but ZOOMER white women? dunno about thaaaat

 

[The Husband of yer Dreams]

Finally, while admonishing nurses for the cavalier way in which they refer to tranny patients, a TiF gets more than she bargained for when she first took a stand once rumors start to spread among her coworkers that she's a hypersensitive clitoris given legs to walk and that people should be careful about what they say around her because of her status as a pooner. Though OP did not intend to be secretive about said status, she still feels naked and embarrassed, especially because she didn't want to be seen as "a snowflake" even if she is one. Since I'm always curious about these supposed "stealth" types, I dug up a selfie of her, so let me know, Kiwis: do you think she could pass as a lad over a lass?

Rereading the saga of Nurse Poon's horrific genocide, one thing that stands out is that, at least possibly, her "transphobic" coworker, likely looking across a wide cultural gulf that Nurse P even makes note of herself, actually was trying their best to connect and even make things right. As in, really making an effort. Did it succeed? No, because Nurse P is an asshole, and probably doesn't think the africans and whatnot are human anyway. I picture her in the consumables storage closet with the tongue depressors and enema bags, eyes tight shut, muttering "dumb nignog no mustn't say that" over and over again. Lol.

 

[Two Frogs]

Genuinely the funniest shit I foundView attachment 8893470

"I posted literally everything about me in one handy to access location. Why do these people know everything about me?!"

 

[celona]

Pooner needs some romantic advice.

The ‘gay men’ in question:

 

[Scream Tail]

.but ZOOMER white women? dunno about thaaaat

Zoomer white women are actually fucked as a demographic. Was talking to one the other day who considers herself asexual and sex repulsed, has 2 tranny friends, a pooner friend and everyone else she's friends with is apparently gay. She hates Indians but is super woke otherwise.

The Zoomer white men I know are all super racist and only parrot the gender beliefs to not be ostracized but don't really believe it.

What on earth actually happened to Zoomer women? They seem to have been targetted specifically for this psyop. I feel so lucky to have been born a late Millennial, at least I didn't ruin myself during my tomboy phase.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Zoomer white women are actually fucked as a demographic. Was talking to one the other day who considers herself asexual and sex repulsed, has 2 tranny friends, a pooner friend and everyone else she's friends with is apparently gay. She hates Indians but is super woke otherwise.

The Zoomer white men I know are all super racist and only parrot the gender beliefs to not be ostracized but don't really believe it.

What on earth actually happened to Zoomer women? They seem to have been targetted specifically for this psyop. I feel so lucky to have been born a late Millennial, at least I didn't ruin myself during my tomboy phase.

The latter part of the 2010's had social media and YouTube filled with protroon nonsense. Then came lockdown where the perverted tranny mods of Reddit, Discord, and Tumblr went to town. Add to this most young women have body issues due to media beauty standards, sexual abuse, or just plain old fashion not liking how they look and young women are the perfect target for these freaks to start with vs boys who mostly fall into this cult if they're gay boys being brainwashed into thinking they're girls or gooners who are convinced this is the ultimate goon.

Lockdown was the worst thing to happen to Western Culture in the last 20 years.

 

[Positron]

Man's ex-best friend

Story crossposted to "Transphobic Animals" thread.

I did not find out until three months later that she had both cheated on me with multiple people... I found all this out about two months before having my BA.

I read BA as "Bachelor of Arts". Am I the sick one?

my roommates can tell I'm trans

As if he could hide it from anybody.

3rd different nurse who wasnt there goes “heyy i mean this with all respect, i just found out youre transgender! i heard you were offended by something and i just i had no idea you were transgender even though weve talked about trans patients before and you were teaching me about pronouns before and i remember i was telling you that i may not understand but i respect whoever anyone is so if people just tell me how to call them then i will. but now i dont know how to act around you because i feel like ive been talking shit for months this whole time and i didnt know you were probably offended! but i dont mean anything homophobic, i support everyone, i just had no idea you were transgender until i was just told!”

This is how you do it: apologize profusely, conspicuously and histrionically, so that everybody knows she is a pretender, a snowflake that is easily melted, and so that people should keep a few barges away from her.

 

[Penicillium Roqueforti]

The zoomer white women have no hope. They think the world is worse today than it ever has been in modern times for racism and sexism. They find things racist that actual black and brown people do not.

White women have been force-fed this narrative by Tumblr, Xitter, etc. that they should feel bad for being white, "cis" women. Then they overcompensate for that guilt by being hyper-sensitive to anything that could ever possibly be interpreted as homophobic, racist, etc. White women also tend to be a very empathetic demographic in general, and that empathy has been taken advantage of by freaks who would never find comfort and asspats elsewhere.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Lots of advice in the comments,
but none of them seem to comprehend what a "gay man" is besides stereotypes.

I really LOATHE pooners. A bunch of women already treat gay men like designer chihuahuas or court jesters, and this kermit is out here trying to shop for a meat dildo of her particular flavor that'll shut up and believe the lie so she can ride him like a horse off into her yaoi fantasies. You'd think with how traumatized by bad men pooners always are they'd have an inkling of awareness about objectifying others, but they really couldn't give two shits as long as they get off. TPD can't come soon enough.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It was because I was made like this that I couldn't be down there helping with the dog with the other girls.

Lol, you made yourself feel that way. Deal with it, honne. Animals don't like the insanity vibes you let out any more than women in locker rooms/sports/bathrooms do. dogs can smell psychosis, I'm convinced off it. Seen dogs cringe away from crazy people many times.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The essay OP's friend sends is honestly extremely satisfying to read

It was. I'm saving that one.

but she's probably obese

Yup, as soon as I saw cornstarch mentioned I knew it was a deathfat.

Max posted two videos

I was just waiting for it to yell about 'a skin head who beat me in this house'. Maybe Max and Earl could be room mates.

 

[Uncle Roger]

What on earth actually happened to Zoomer women?

PL but as a white Zoomer woman with a KF account who defected from the woke lefty bullshit, it’s a combination of the tranny zeitgeist of the 2010s paired with the rise of social media and us being teens with unrestricted internet access during all of it. They also pushed all this crazy communist pronoun circle bullshit HARD in college, and add in lockdowns in the middle of all that— as a demo we’ve become completely fucked. While white men have become aggro after being denigrated for a decade now, young white women are doing the stereotypical fawn response and are trying to “keep the peace” and repent for being white and cis. I genuinely have never met another white woman my age that is anywhere near as “based.” My friends speak of the Farms like we’re fucking Voldemort lmao

 

[Pig Cups]

Thread tax.
A man can barely even keep company with his girlfriend because her very existence - effortless in its femininity - drives him to the brink of madness; as a result, he forces her to endure his erratic mood swings which, while he admits are not fair for her to put up with, he nonetheless blames her for instigating.
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Of course, I know she hasn't done a single thing wrong, I know that. I hate that I get so jealous and resent her. But I have no way to stop it. It's an endless cycle, I get triggered by her existence,

This disclosure, in light of endless troon whining about “OMGOMGOMG whyyyyy do people hate us so much for just EXISTING?!!? Like, I’m literally just a girl wtf!!” is as laughable as it is infuriating. Fucking hypocrites.

The gf needed to dump his ass yesterday…skinwalker creep in the making.

 

[Potatis Salad]

This disclosure, in light of endless troon whining about “OMGOMGOMG whyyyyy do people hate us so much for just EXISTING?!!? Like, I’m literally just a girl wtf!!” is as laughable as it is infuriating. Fucking hypocrites.

The gf needed to dump his ass yesterday…skinwalker creep in the making.

Heyyyyy bestieeee, after looking into this troon's post history I totally agreeeeeeee


He's literally going to murder herrrr

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I'm always so angry
I don't know how to talk to my gf when I'm so angry all the time. Just looking at her knowing she was born a female. I know she's done nothing to deserve this resentment, and I love her. But it's impossible for me to not resent her and feel jealous. She has everything I've wanted all my life. And she's had it all her life. She gets to wake up feeling beautiful and feminine. She gets to talk about herself in a way that shows she's so important and worthy. Which of course she is!! But I've never understood that. I'm not worthy at all. I'm disgusting. I hate my body. Trans women always talk about how they feel like a girl inside. I don't understand. I've never felt like a girl inside. That's all I want! But I only feel like a disgusting man. Nothing is fair in this world. Some people have nothing while those people who have nothing are forced to watch those who have everything. I suppose it's like the whole poor and rich scenario. I'm so angry. I just want to show my girlfriend love and attention but I don't know how to do that when I just want to stay away from her at the same time. I'm so tired of being on call with her and pretending to smile and be happy. I'm so tired of being all bubbly with her when I resent her. But I want to be bubbly, I want to be affectionate. But I don't know how and I'm so exhausted

EDIT: Hol up. I originally took "I'm so tired of being on call with her" as meaning that he is "on call" around the house and must respond to her, but actually I wonder if he means "on A VIDEO CALL" with her, as in, this "relationship" is completely online? If that's the case, maybe she's not in imminent danger of being Buffalo Bill'd. Still, hope you didn't give him your address, girlieeee!

 

[Breadtop]

Heyyyyy bestieeee, I took a look into this troon's post historyyy and I agreeeee.

I appreciate that he had the pragmatism to drop his "No creepy girls" requirement very early on in the search. "Stray dog looking for other dogs to lie with. NO FLEAS!"

 

[Sean Andalou]

We need some adorableness to cleanse our collective palate from that last one.


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Here's one of three pics. No additional text.


Comments all agree with respect to adorableness.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

That cat has the same look as a man that's just been gripped around the neck by a wild chimpanzee

A single moment of irritation and it's over

 

[Candidate No 7]

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

 

[Two Frogs]

PL but as a white Zoomer woman with a KF account who defected from the woke lefty bullshit

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

 

[Liber Nihil]

While white men have become aggro after being denigrated for a decade now, young white women are doing the stereotypical fawn response and are trying to “keep the peace” and repent for being white and cis.

100% correct.

White zoomer women are hopelessly gaslit by the neomarxism-poisoned, terminally online culture of their peer group. It’s further reinforced by authorities who have a lot of direct influence on teens and young adults like teachers, college professors, celebrities, social media talking heads, etc. As a result they are desperate to signal that they’re “one of the good ones” lest they get cancelled and become social pariahs for the crime of being designated as part of The Oppresor Class. They know they’re on thin ice for just existing; any misstep could lead to a deeply unpleasant struggle session at best, life ruination at worst. That relentless anxiety keeps them trapped in a state of self-denial to protect themselves… a fawn response.

You get beat down long enough you either get pissed off and push back, or you do anything to appease your abusers and avoid their wrath. I’m sure it’s not a surprise that most women tend to gravitate towards people-pleasing as a solution to conflict.

To make matters worse, just being female doesn’t really help you much in the world of intersectional identity politics. Every other social justice cause outranks feminism (which isn’t allowed to be about women anymore, it has to be about “everybody”). As far as leftists are concerned, being white and straight makes you so privileged it basically cancels out misogyny. The problems that only a woman can experience aren’t considered valid enough unless you can intersect them with some other category of oppression.

And if the best interests of women end up conflicting with a leftist sacred cow like transgenderism or open borders for brown rapefugees? It’s no contest. Women’s rights become the enemy of progress, the dreaded “white feminism”. That’s why so many zoomer women seem to vote against their own interests, they’ve been indoctrinated into believing their own interests are inherently oppressive and therefore evil. You don’t want to be a bad person, do you?

This is also why nonsense like fat liberation, munchie tumblrinas, and every inane nonbinary xenogender microlabel exists—being oppressed gives you social currency in today’s youth culture. Being fat, mentally ill, and/or a spicy straight are all easily accessible minority labels for any self-loathing middle class suburban white girl who feels like the zeitgeist of her generation is going to leave her behind.