📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

Syikeblade said:
I never used to top cis guys bc I was so insecure about this. And to hear it from my husband just fucking hurts. I guess it’ll just take time but idk how to move on from this. I don’t know how to approach him about this bc it seems like he still doesn’t get why he shouldn’t have said it.
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My default assumption for poons is that they don't have a phalloplasty and instead have - at best - maybe a one-inch Tclit.

So how is this poon even topping her husband with a one-inch clit? Unless she does have a rotdog. Gross. Can't blame the husband for wanting the "real thing." Imagine being married to that and having to settle.
 
Sean Andalou said:
My guess is a strap on.
Or maybe something dominant that most people would not call "topping"? :roll:
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I definitely hear about women being "on top" but it's not in the context of doing the penetration. It's more in the context of cowgirl style or something. But with little d00ds, since they are heckin valid manly men, I am assuming that "topping" usually means doing the penetration.
 
Eva Braun said:
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So being a tranny is all in the fucking physical part of your brain or a mental health issue the. But whatever these people believe the fact your SUBCONCIOUSNESS knows your correct sex is pretty goddamn telling it's all BS.

The overpathologizing/diagnosing in society now is insane too for many reasons related to troons so of course he cant just be insecure it had to be a case of imposter syndrome too. What a fucking joke.
 
Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh said:
I definitely hear about women being "on top" but it's not in the context of doing the penetration. It's more in the context of cowgirl style or something. But with little d00ds, since they are heckin valid manly men, I am assuming that "topping" usually means doing the penetration.
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Well ... "on top" versus "topping"? 8)
My off the top of the head free association (no autistic assertion of absolute definition). :P
  • On top == literal description of relative location.
  • Topping == Slang (mostly gay) meaning the penetrator in anal.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Well ... "on top" versus "topping"? 8)
My off the top of the head free association (no autistic assertion of absolute definition). :P
  • On top == literal description of relative location.
  • Topping == Slang (mostly gay) meaning the penetrator in anal.
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Hence the phrase “topping from the bottom.” Generally it means penetrating while still below your partner, but can also refer to a bottom having a kind of backseat driver dominant mentality.
 
Isn't that "bottoming from the top", like Ralph Cifaretto? Or did they get it wrong on purpose in that memorable scene?


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Topping from the bottom and bottoming from the top mean the same thing, it's whoever is being penetrated taking control/power.

Vlad the Implier said:
I speak for myself here, but I'm sure other men will agree with my sentiment: I would rather face a firing squad than live as a castrato.
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I don't think being a eunuch is as bad of a thing as it once was. You can just roid now and live a normal life.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Pooners are not castrati. Castrati, by definition, are men. Women are not castrated men.
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ilovecornsyrup said:
I don't think being a eunuch is as bad of a thing as it once was. You can just roid now and live a normal life.
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I was being hyperbolic with my use of the word castrato. I know all this, you're preaching the choir. My point was that no sane man would WANT to live dickless and castrated and that because pooners want to be "men" while lacking the crown jewels and sceptre demonstrates their insanity. They are not and can never be men or even be like men, physically or psychologically.
 
ilovecornsyrup said:
I don't think being a eunuch is as bad of a thing as it once was. You can just roid now and live a normal life.
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at least back then you could move up in the world if you became a eunuch, you could become a court eunuch and wield a lot of power and enjoy all life's pleasures except sex, now you're just a dickless loser.
 
Everyone's favorite incel pooner returns with a new post lamenting on having to possibly settle for queer women.

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My favorite quotes are: "Women should adore me." And "I'll settle for bi women I guess."

While most of them are calling her out as an incel, others are upset that lesbians being into them invalidates their identities.

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With previous posts like Is Steel from Balto a good male role model? She clearly has problems beyond being autistic.

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Syikeblade said:
Everyone's favorite incel pooner returns with a new post lamenting on having to possibly settle for queer women.

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My favorite quotes are: "Women should adore me." And "I'll settle for bi women I guess."

While most of them are calling her out as an incel, others are upset that lesbians being into them invalidates their identities.

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It's still insane to me how troons and poons are just allowed to be blatantly entitled to sex. You know if a biological non-troon male said anything like "women should adore me" the redditors would be calling him an Incel and tearing him a new one. But if a straight woman (or gay man) wants a real dick they're the problem, suck the rotdog bigot.
 

Cant believe how fast my boobs are growing​

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(3 months hrt, 20) Its like everytime I look at them they are larger, I had bought my first bras the other week and I already feel like they are too small. I guess thats what happens with 3500 calories per day + 1-3 beers per night. I just need my face to change now because i look like a weird man with breasts currently and its kinda scary. Hope its not too late for that to be fixed.
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Narrator: LOL.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Well ... "on top" versus "topping"? 8)
My off the top of the head free association (no autistic assertion of absolute definition). :P
  • On top == literal description of relative location.
  • Topping == Slang (mostly gay) meaning the penetrator in anal.
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I know that no one wants to picture this, but they might be referring to fisting. Gay guys could be willing to settle for a little dood for that activity.

Len Kagamine said:
It's still insane to me how troons and poons are just allowed to be blatantly entitled to sex. You know if a biological non-troon male said anything like "women should adore me" the redditors would be calling him an Incel and tearing him a new one. But if a straight woman (or gay man) wants a real dick they're the problem, suck the rotdog bigot.
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I saw this same phenomenon in the "fat acceptance" communities many years ago, in which these disgusting, morbidly-obese butter-golems all expressed the belief they they had a moral right to be found attractive, and the implications of that are inescapable.

These were largely (hah!) the same females screeching about "rape culture" and the tyranny of the "male gaze", but men whom they found attractive were obligated to return that sentiment. And, of course, those men after whom they lusted were all tall and ripped.
 
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