📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

Synovial Relic said:
Yeah, it's much more likely to be 'let us upsell you on all of these things that are technically improvements but add barely any improved function or could be bought in bulk and done yourself for far cheaper', or thinking that you couldn't possible know what your car actually needs so they need to get a bunch of info.

Like recently I, Natal Female, had to change a rear turn signal bulb on my ancient Jeep. This is not a difficult process, I've had this Jeep forever, this is not the first time I've done this. I stop at Autozone and ask what aisle the bulbs are on in this particular store, because I know what bulb my car takes. The store dude then: tries to look up which bulb I need despite me telling him I already know, picks out the bulb instead of just pointing me at the aisle, tries to charge me for a ketchup packet sized thingie of dialectric grease which costs twelve fucking dollars (I have a squeezy tube of it that I spent $4 dollars on and has lasted me years, thanks), and thinks that I need them to swap the bulb for me.

*Edit: it took longer to buy the bulb than it did to swap out both rear blinkers (I swap out both when one goes because it means the other side is usually pretty ready to burn out too)

Deeply annoying, yes, but not the entire That Situation these AGPs dream up in their perverted little hearts
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I could be down for an entire thread where we detail the insane condescension from auto shops and mechanics towards us. Maybe in the Gorl Tawk forum.
 
Julie Newmar said:
I could be down for an entire thread where we detail the insane condescension from auto shops and mechanics towards us. Maybe in the Gorl Tawk forum.
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Thankfully I have a Buddy Jim (I somehow have like, three Buddies Jim, all of whom provide different benefits to my life, it's hilarious) who will help me do things like changing brake pads and oil changes and shit without being a condescending dickwad, it's just things like when I need to buy wiper fluid and such that Car Dudes get the chance to be assholes
 
Lain The Tranny Beater said:
With all due respect: that makes me immediately assume you’re a tranny when you say that. A biological woman, on this site, wouldn’t have to make a point to say that she’s a biological woman twice in only two words.
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I get that, and I see your point, but I'm deliberately poking fun at how these people refer to stuff. While I will not be posting any sort of identifying pictures, I am very much an XX chromosome person. The deliberate capitalization is part of the joke, for me. I'm also still pretty new to the Farms and haven't quite learned all the specific quirks/speech patterns
 
AGP transvestite (he does not identify as female anymore but he still wants to expose others to his fetish) uses lots of words to explain why he's not just a simple pervert. His fetish is actually much deeper, more philosophical and more intellectual than transphobes think.
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https://nitter.net/RayAlexWilliams/status/2050307579289514327#m
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https://nitter.net/RayAlexWilliams/status/2050307579289514327#m
https://archive.ph/vruwa
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Here's an article he wrote back in the day before he decided to become a "based" cross-dresser.
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https://medium.com/@transphilosophr/what-is-girldick-9363515e0bfd
https://archive.ph/rapu2
 
Candidate No 7 said:
His character cross-dressed briefly for a comedy plotline once
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It's old old old shtick.
Maybe even it was funny in a more innocent time. 8)

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What a mystery. People are so mean, am I right? :christine:

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Why is there more pedophile conspiracy theories about the LGBTQ (more specifically trans) than any other group?
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Two comments so far. Will check back later to see if more LULz. :P
to excuse peoples bigotry
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This one nails it. Dime store Freudianism keeps on winning. :lit:
Projection
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Today is the one year anniversary of the "long way down" incident on the St. Johns bridge in Portland.
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Needless to say, X users are having a field day right now celebrating "Bridgemas" and without a doubt troons and troon apologists are going to be raging like hell today.

And for a quick reminder, here's the tweet which effectively inflamed things and made people really go after this guy after they went through his account.
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Let's not forget this classic too. Well, he certainly did get one of these right.
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Silence of the Troons said:
AGP transvestite (he does not identify as female anymore but he still wants to expose others to his fetish) uses lots of words to explain why he's not just a simple pervert. His fetish is actually much deeper, more philosophical and more intellectual than transphobes think.
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https://nitter.net/RayAlexWilliams/status/2050307579289514327#m
https://archive.md/5mXeP
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https://nitter.net/RayAlexWilliams/status/2050307579289514327#m
https://archive.ph/vruwa
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Here's an article he wrote back in the day before he decided to become a "based" cross-dresser.
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https://medium.com/@transphilosophr/what-is-girldick-9363515e0bfd
https://archive.ph/rapu2
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With apologies to Gary Larson:
Really like crossdressing.jpg


Sean Andalou said:
It's old old old shtick.
Maybe even it was funny in a more innocent time.
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Surely that's the point of choosing these old bollocks. A way to tell troons: you are nothing but a tired old joke and some of us still see that.
 
Niggerddittor said:
I roughly sense an L here, but can someone explain the troon mental gymnastics to me? Does he expect his coworker to give him permission to use the women's room? :story:
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My read is that he wanted her to accompany him to the bathroom in other places as a Female Solidarity moment or something, or otherwise virtue signal about how he totally passes or they should lobby against the law, etc, etc
 
Law said:
Men rape ugly women. Men rape fat women. Rape is caused by rapists, not by the weight, health conditions, or beauty/ugliness of the people they choose to victimize.
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You are essentially saying 'rape victims are chosen at random' and that none of the features of the victim influence the probability of an event. I simply don't believe it because it isn't true. 18% of the population is 65 or older, but they make up only 3% of rape victims. The majority of victims are under 35.

Acknowledging reality is not blaming the victim.

Law said:
The men in Section 731 were able to "keep wood" for tortured women that had pus leaking out of their vaginas. The 90+ men who raped Giselle Pelicot were able to "keep wood" for an unconscious grandmother in her late 50s. The men who gang-raped Junko Furuta were able to "keep wood" for a teenager who they had starved and tortured to the point where she was unable to walk and her wounds had become infected. Did the mass rapes during the Bosnian War only target 10-out-of-10 hotties? Estimates of the number of women raped during the war range between 10,000 and 50,000 - were they all pretty and skinny? Come on, man. "She's ugly so she must be lying about what that man did to her" is what trans rights losers say when someone mysteriously gets pregnant in a woman's prison.
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Rape as war crime is not what Dworkin claimed. I've read Dworkin's claim, and I simply do not believe it. I do not believe a waiter and bartender colluded to spike her drink and then rape Dworkin. I don't believe her subsequent osteoarthritis was a result of the rape, as she believed or at least claimed she believed.
 
Law said:
"Oh em gee gurl, heroin made you soooo skinnay!"
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Eva Braun said:
"Your self harm scars are so parallel and aesthetically pleasing"
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You jest but I have heard both these things said unironically.

Izdaja Slika said:
You are essentially saying 'rape victims are chosen at random' and that none of the features of the victim influence the probability of an event. I simply don't believe it because it isn't true. 18% of the population is 65 or older, but they make up only 3% of rape victims. The majority of victims are under 35.
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Most rape cases aren't someone being snatched off in the street by a nigger and raped. Children are vulnerable and young adults are easier to manipulate. There's also certain demographics that get raped the most that also live high risk lifestyles (homeless, prostitutes, illegals, nightclub-goers, all 4 at the same time). These demographics don't make it to an old age.

Liberal feminists say that rape is all about power but I think that's bullshit, there's obviously a sexual aspect. This sexual aspect doesn't equal attractiveness seeing as men rape babies, animals and corpses.
 
Snackbarism said:
Today is the one year anniversary of the "long way down" incident on the St. Johns bridge in Portland.
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Needless to say, X users are having a field day right now celebrating "Bridgemas" and without a doubt troons and troon apologists are going to be raging like hell today.

And for a quick reminder, here's the tweet which effectively inflamed things and made people really go after this guy after they went through his account.
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Let's not forget this classic too. Well, he certainly did get one of these right.
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Was there ever an obituary or a death report for this troon? Last I recall it wad very up in the air.

Niggerddittor said:
I roughly sense an L here, but can someone explain the troon mental gymnastics to me? Does he expect his coworker to give him permission to use the women's room? :story:
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What this does for me is give me hope that we are really past peaking. He even says "This is normally a person I see as a great ally."
 
Candidate No 7 said:
To clarify: the photo of the three of them together is fake:

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But two of them are real people: the Canadian lecturer from a couple of years ago on the left and the Oxford lecturer in the centre.

The person on the right is the face of the late actor Bill Tarmey, who played a character on the soap opera Coronation Street.

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His character cross-dressed briefly for a comedy plotline once and the person behind the "Dame Katy Denise" (and "Trans Animals" before that) comedy Twitter account has chosen this as an avatar.

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The guy in the centre is Matt Rattley, he is currently lecturing at Oxford and this is a genuine picture I just took from his LinkedIn:

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He is not a tranny, like the Canadian he is some kind of enby/troll who wears a prosthetic as a kink. This is the current furore.
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There is a breastplate reddit for guys into that
 
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