Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

There's a new feature on reddit where you can hide your entire post history, so they may still be active.

I recall upsetting a redditor or two by referring to posts they made in their post history.

They really got furious at the idea of people they didn’t want reading their posts made on a very publicly accessible platform.

Looks like they finally have their wishes.
 
She-wolf that should've stayed in the closet: a tranny writes an evocative screed meant to call to mind powerful warrior women of history only to sound straight out of a fucking midwestern Renfaire. Also, tell me I'm not the only one who thinks "The glutes are a battle yet to be won, but the war is long" is absolute random_txt material.
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The Wolf Was Caged. Now, She Hunts.

Hear the tale of a spirit long caged. For a lifetime, I wore the heavy, ill fitting armor of a man, a role that was an exhaustion of the soul. My mind was a land shrouded in a constant fog, a ghost static that muffled the world.
But two moons have passed since I chose a new fate. Two moons since the alchemist's fire of Estradiol first burned within me, and the hunt began. This is not a gentle journey. This is a saga of becoming.
My quarry is the woman I was always meant to be, and I am relentless.
My weapons are forged in discipline: the iron of the gym where new strength is hammered out, the careful measure of a high protein diet, the unwavering will of a calorie deficit that never fails.
And the first trophies of the hunt are now claimed. Seventeen pounds of the old sorrow weight have been cast off like a heavy cloak. The cloth relics of my past now hang limp and obsolete. The very clay of my body reshapes itself, taking from the belly hoard and giving to the shield maiden's breast and thigh. The glutes are a battle yet to be won, but the war is long.
The skalds sing that this path weakens the flesh. I say, "Then I shall forge flesh anew in the iron hall." They whisper that the journey is hard. I say, "So is the warrior who walks it."
But the greatest prize of these first two moons is this: the mind mist has vanished. The ghost static is silenced. In its place, a fierce clarity I have never known. The wolf spirit I kept chained in the darkness is now at the helm of this body ship, her eyes fixed on the horizon.
To my shield sisters who have just begun their own sagas: Hold fast to your own iron will. Let your discipline be your axe and your authenticity be your shield.
A great victory awaits. The old armor is meant to be broken!
A TiF fantasizes about being the kind of shlubby lame boy-pal that most boys despise being - you know, on account of their whole beef with the friend zone. As it turns out, it seems the grass truly is always greener on the other side.
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I'd actually love to have female friends and be the "guy friend."

i guess it goes without saying most trans dudes have at one point been mad obsessed with the idea of being "one of the boys," "chilling with the guys," etc. it's kind of a lost dream, something about "boyhood" that we'd never have.. yall know what i'm talking about.
but why isn't being the "guy friend" for The Girls being talked about enough?? i'm honestly grieving this aspect of my lost teenage years more than anything. i've always known i'd have WAY more fun with female friends than i would with male friends.
like when i tell you me and my homegirl will be UNSTOPPABLE. she can be Rocky and i'll be Tyler. she can be Abed and i'll be Troy. she can be Darwin and i'll be Gumball. she can be Gina and i'll be Jake. if yall what i mean!!!
we're gonna have cool handshakes and stuff. we're gonna be DAWGS. she's gonna be introducing me to her girls being like "yo check out my opposite-gender counterpart."
she could teach me girl-code. i could teach her guy-stuff. i can teach her how to shoot basketballs and hype her up even though she makes the worst shooting attempt i'd ever witnessed.
i can yap for hours, be emotional, be vulnerable, and she'd completely understand. she's gonna make fun of me, bully me, and obliterate me with casual words—shit she'd never say to her girls. cuz guy friends are chill like that.

..and then i realize i never really had that type of friendship with a girl and i'm not sure if i ever will.
it's just a weird thought i've had since forever. hopefully someone can relate.
An idiot crossdresser's wife lies to his face, and because it soothes his ego, he believes it completely and totally. I got curious to see just how hot and sexy OP is, so please find enclosed photos of this "very very pretty" MTF who "didn't get clocked" and who always manages to leave men downright tongue-tied in his presence.
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My wife told me I'm "unclockable"

This caught me slightly off-guard, I guess. For me, it's a compliment, but also unexpected.
For context: My wife's bestie was having her bday party an hour from us. A friend of hers organized it and got us set up with a hotel and such. We (wife & I) shared a room with the girl who organized it. The only people in the group who know I'm trans are my wife and her friend. And they know I don't tell others readily.
I transitioned only 3 years ago and I'm "done" with my transition. I know I pass, but I still often struggle to believe it.
So it was 7 of us, all girls, and we went to some wineries then back to the hotel to hang out, drink some more, did some "adult" (penis) coloring books, had cake, and played a board game. Then of course went to bed with this 3rd girl sharing a room with us.
The weirdest thing for me was actually how obsessed these straight girls are with penises. Like, I think penises are...just ok? I think I'm bi, but the way these girls talked about penises was wild to me.
I definitely didn't get clocked the whole weekend.
And I mentioned it to my wife, which is when she said the above. And it's just crazy to me.
I'll say it a million times - society tells us transition is bad, that we won't look good, everyone will know, etc. But NOBODY knows. And I'm pretty. Like, very very pretty. To the point that guys I've known for 20+ years (pre-transition) get tongue tied when they talk to me now.
So I guess the lesson here is, society is lying to you. Transition can be great. So don't listen. Go live your life. Be your best self you can be.
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A MTF asks how realistic ChatGPT's estimation of his possible transition is; this post is truly a testament to autistic faceblindness, because there is no fucking way you could possibly think that the computer generated results spat out by The Asskissing Machine is going to be remotely accurate.
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I asked chat GPT what I could look like and I very much doubt its result.

So recently have been opening up to chat GPT bout things i've never opened up to actual people about. Turned 30 not long ago and asked chat GPT what I could look like after...
Losing 2 stone
starting and doing HRT for two years
Getting facial feminization surgery
getting a rhinoplasty
getting lip filler
replicating a chosen makeup look.
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Here is me now
This is what Chatgpt says is "realistically" achievable with all the above.
Thats bollocks right?
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Lastly, a pornsick pervert wants to know if anybody else ever gets the sensation of a body part they've not been in the neighborhood of having since they were in utero every time they get turned on imagining being impregnated. Are troons 'n' poons on some sort of accelerated fast track to degeneracy, or something? What did I just fucking read?
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phantom pussy

every time I little spoon for my wife I keep wanting her to get me pregnant and my taint gets all warm as if the nerves required for the other hardware are reacting the same way your old gill nerves make you hiccup
SHE'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE LADIES
 

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A MTF asks how realistic ChatGPT's estimation of his possible transition is; this post is truly a testament to autistic faceblindness, because there is no fucking way you could possibly think that the computer generated results spat out by The Asskissing Machine is going to be remotely accurate.
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I’m dying lmao. That has completely changed every inch of his face. This might be the worst gender swap filter I have ever seen, most of them at least attempt to keep the original facial features. At least he even knows that this is ridiculous.

An idiot crossdresser's wife lies to his face, and because it soothes his ego, he believes it completely and totally. I got curious to see just how hot and sexy OP is, so please find enclosed photos of this "very very pretty" MTF who "didn't get clocked" and who always manages to leave men downright tongue-tied in his presence.
They’re probably “tongue tied” because they don’t know wtf to even say to this 6ft man in a dress. There are legitimately beautiful women out there who truly believe that they’re ugly, then you have this deluded man who thinks this. It saddens me.
 
Poppy Z. Brite, a cute goth girl who could've aged into a granny bat but decided to become a fat pooner instead. Her "decadent gay vampires, their love is beautiful and tragic" books were popular in the 90s.

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She might have pooned in part because of her weight gain problems. She looks normal in your goth boobies picture and did manage to be almost skinny for a bit around 2005, but other than that she was always "chubby goth cupcake" sized, which I could see leading to some self-hate and confusion in someone who consumes so much yaoi.
He's trans-italian
 
A redditor claims that their gender dysphoria went away on a drug for diabetes. Fascinating!

i was very sure, but a month after I stopped reta im detransitioning. I read that it was being researched for anti hedonistic uses, wonder if this counts as that edit: i don't care about your upvotes I was transitioning for 4 years I was a few months away from affording srs,and then it was gone,dysphoria, being a girl. I just wanna know if it's the reta or not no i don't have agt im aro ace hedonism was used because reta is an anhedonist

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Hear the tale of a spirit long caged. For a lifetime, I wore the heavy, ill fitting armor of a man, a role that was an exhaustion of the soul. My mind was a land shrouded in a constant fog, a ghost static that muffled the world.

But two moons have passed since I chose a new fate. Two moons since the alchemist's fire of Estradiol first burned within me, and the hunt began. This is not a gentle journey. This is a saga of becoming. [...]

The very clay of my body reshapes itself, taking from the belly hoard and giving to the shield maiden's breast and thigh.
I just died of cringe.
 
Last I checked his Reddit account is now empty, not totally gone but he deleted all his comments and submissions. Is he back? His IG has been gone for a while. I saw his dead name on there once but I forgot it .
There's a new feature on reddit where you can hide your entire post history, so they may still be active.
He's still active, you can see his new posts using Arctic Shift.
 
A redditor claims that their gender dysphoria went away on a drug for diabetes. Fascinating!



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Holy fuck. The Healthy At Every Size people already think GLP-1 inhibitors are the Antichrist. If they cure trannyism too there will be more milk crying about those drugs.

Edit: there's a guy in the comments saying they have the same experience.
Yaklash
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Noticed exactly the same within myself

I was so damn sure of it, and within a short time period I have no desire to pursue that.

I've dropped some weight, no longer carrying the self-hatred for how I look in the mirror and feel more comfortable just being me.

This isn't just an emotional blunting or anhedonia because I am much more driven in other aspects of my life and wanting to pursue other goals which I find more meaningful.... It's like it has been completely deprioritised as my focus has shifted towards my career and relationship and not so stuck within my own head.
Imagine if they had gotten the cock chop and then taken this drug and had the Epiphany.
 
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She-wolf that should've stayed in the closet

"I wore the heavy, ill fitting armor of a man, a role that was an exhaustion of the soul"​
If you are defeated by a piece of armor, what good are you as a warrior?

My quarry is the woman I was always meant to be
"My quarry". He's going to rub whatever passed as lotion in the middle ages all over his quarry.

she can be Rocky and i'll be Tyler. she can be Abed and i'll be Troy. she can be Darwin and i'll be Gumball. she can be Gina and i'll be Jake. if yall what i mean!!!
I don't know what she means. Are these cartoon characters?
 
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