Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Coo Coo Bird]

Followed up by OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT



He looks like he stuck two soup cans in a bra and called them boobs

Those are actually pretty impressive!

The nipples are both pointing relatively forward, not towards each armpit.

There isn’t a cavernous gap in between them.

But they’re just so… cylindrical. very tubular.

They remind me of those egg-shaped containers of pantyhose that you could buy in the 80s.

They some how look worse than the chameleon eyes to me, they look so fucking weird!

I think it's a chestplate, not implants, the color is different from his arms and stomach. He probably got a size meant for a less barrel chested guy.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

So its the start of Pride month and I've gotten reports from people that instead of making their logo a LGBTQ+ one, they're celebrating the 2024 ICC Men’s T20 World Cup. This might change by tomorrow but on the off chance it doesn't then it does feel strange how Google is ignoring a month that internet people seem to care about more than any big holidays.
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I want to believe that is a sign of a return to normality and a beginning of the end of the queer ideology ()

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Speaking of The Annoying Orange, did you know that Dane Boe was sperging over Gutfeld using The Annoying Orange? I guess his Achilles Heel is exposed when triggered over people mixing The Annoying Orange with anti-woke shows like Gutfeld.

 

[Quack_Quack]

The woman is wearing a dusty pink with dark grey pants THAT DO NOT MATCH. Grey and pink are usually not good colour combinations.

You have to pick the right shades and tones to compliment or contrast. For example, deep dark grey near black with near neon or bright pink. Or a muted pale grey with a near peach pink that's very light.

Also, none of those colours (except maybe the black, but it's a shade strictly speaking) suit that fridge. Unless it's a full coverage niqab.

Lego and Twitch. No wonder he thinks he’s a female.

He also has a mini cow crossover with everyone’s favourite failed politician

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Dear god it's the low rent Liv Tyler after being hit by an anvil repeatedly

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's 15 year old daughter Seraphina "Fin" is shaping up to be a typical narcissistic PITA of a troon.

In April she debuted her new tranny moniker at her grandfather's funeral while giving a reading. Now, she's presented her new bright red dangerhair at her sister's graduation.

It's like she absolutely cannot bear to not be centre stage, and must seek attention at other people's important events. Narcissism is normal in teenagers but this absolutely shouldn't be indulged.

This is how we end up with upper-middle class 20 year olds with green hair and no jobs, and their entire social media filled with mental health woes and shit about Palestine.

 

[kaza]

Link l Archive

Spoiler: Copypaste

[Trigger warning for transphobia, abuse]

One of my parents has been shitty towards me, but not violent (used to be when I was little), after I came out and began presenting as a man.

The other parent doesn't seem to care much about it.

This one parent say things like, "you'll never find anyone who loves you"... or "you'll never find a job here" (I live in Japan)... or just say I'm ugly and look terrible, fat, etc.

About my brother: he'll reach the age of majority next year.

He's been dealing with severe depression and anxiety for a while, like I did, before transitioning.

Anyway, I'm upset that they treat me like a girl. My parents, because they know, my brother, because he doesn't know.

Sometimes I wonder if my brother is trans, because he says he wants to dress like a girl and grow his hair(parents won't let him), he even shaves his whole body, and showers himself in women's perfume.

Should I talk about being trans and come out to my brother, too?

This tif wants to troon out her brother who is mentally ill with severe depression and anxiety, and their parents forbid her from talking to her brother about being trans.

Of course the comments from her fellow troons are encouraging her to groom her mentally ill brother to join the trans cult.

 

[TismFarmer]

Would it be illegal for women to sprinkle arsenic on their pads before trashing them? Teehee, just girly things

Maybe drain cleaner or some other corrosive powder that's activated by liquid...

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Happy Pride fellow Nazis and bigots!




Where's the LGB? Oh, they're not included in our holy days anymore.

Even the weather service is celebrating. Must be why there have been a record number of tornadoes this spring.



Eventually the NWS gave up on hiding wrongthink, the unhidden replies are basically variations on "stick to the weather".

 

[bouquetnine]

Troons love telegram. I've got dozens of minor cows just like this.
@whispernyan

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Annoying Orange used to be a good YouTube channel. Then you got woke crap like this, now that Dane Boe is a tranny.
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Speaking of The Annoying Orange, did you know that Dane Boe was sperging over Gutfeld using The Annoying Orange? I guess his Achilles Heel is exposed when triggered over people mixing The Annoying Orange with anti-woke shows like Gutfeld.
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I wish this shitstain didn’t troon out. He looks like a Tim Burton character.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's 15 year old daughter Seraphina "Fin" is shaping up to be a typical narcissistic PITA of a troon.

In April she debuted her new tranny moniker at her grandfather's funeral while giving a reading. Now, she's presented her new bright red dangerhair at her sister's graduation.

It's like she absolutely cannot bear to not be centre stage, and must seek attention at other people's important events. Narcissism is normal in teenagers but this absolutely shouldn't be indulged.

This is how we end up with upper-middle class 20 year olds with green hair and no jobs, and their entire social media filled with mental health woes and shit about Palestine.

She will never have to get a job that isn’t looking at social media and trying to figure out what gender she is because she’s a rich kid with a shit ton of money.

 

[400x400]

Of course it's a Lilith.
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The joker and aang

TIF freaks out because she read about the horrifying stories on r/detrans. Comment reassures her that people on the internet lie for attention.
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Guess what, every story on earth could be blanket termed with psychology like "liars" and what proves the truth are facts.
This person asked for facts and fucking comment number one just says "straight people and detransitioned people are liars so think about that and transition anyway"
You can blanket term that phrase literally to everything dude.

"There are liars out there and this could be one of them"
Yeah yeah, but we are past that part and examining facts here, not wondering if there are liars in the midst.
Are there liars? Yeah, all the time, already figured that out. What is calling it out helping? You need the facts, you can't just keep saying the fucking intro and hope that sells the whole story.

Spoiler: more ranting

You ask if meds are safe and they say "straight people are liars", and not just that, but "detransitioners are as bad as lying filthy straight people!!!!"
This should make OP run to the hills thinking "hah I was right, it was crazy, and I was right to second guess because they were about to PULL ME INTO SOMETHING I DON'T NEED."
The first comment's point isn't to be equal and safe about your decisions, it's to hint at straight people and detrans stories as fake.
Fuck them rotten rat king mother fuckers.

A person's life can be fucking ruined from surgery, and their trans friends are suddenly like:
"We removed you from the trans group because you said you aren't trans and now we also can't be friends anymore because I hate straight people."
Tee hee! It's like a pile of poop with the most glitter I've ever fucking seen on it.

 

[Garlic Salt]

This is a legitimate good question. A Terror of Trannies? A Parliament of Pooners? A Flock of Future 41%?
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What are a group of trans women called? (self.MtF)

submitted 3 hours ago by tember_sep_venth_ele to r/MtF

There's gaggles, murders, lounge's, grumble's, shrewdness', embaresment's, etc. what would we call a group of trans women? Someone recently told me this as a joke, I didn't much care for the punch line (X-Men), but it did strike my curiosity. What might we call ourselves if there's a group of us?

A Registry of TIMs

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

She will never have to get a job that isn’t looking at social media and trying to figure out what gender she is because she’s a rich kid with a shit ton of money.

I see these retarded celebrity kids being retarded on main and I suddenly understand why Jeff Goldblum isn't leaving any of his money to his kids.

If I got rich as an adult and had kids, I'd leave them enough to go to college or buy a modest middle-class home. $200-300,000. Let them start out life with a leg up, but not spoil them. Work and hardship does build character. It never hurt anyone to pay for school or work shitty low-paying jobs as a young adult.

Not every rich kid is like Paris Hilton. Or better yet, Taylor Swift, although she wasn't a rich kid. They both took the leg up their family gave them and worked their ass off building their brand and earning more money than God.

Help your kids, but make them self-sufficient.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's 15 year old daughter Seraphina "Fin" is shaping up to be a typical narcissistic PITA of a troon.

In April she debuted her new tranny moniker at her grandfather's funeral while giving a reading. Now, she's presented her new bright red dangerhair at her sister's graduation.

Jesus, not this retardation again.

1. She announced herself as Fin. That isn’t her tranny moniker, it’s short for Serafina. So basically, a name she’s had her entire life.
2. She did not announce herself as his grandson or anything else. She just wore a suit. That’s it. Not much proof for poonerism.
3. Who says she dyed her hair especially for this graduation? We just haven’t seen her in months. The link is to a POS site which just recites the Bennifer story.
4. She’s a 15 year old who isn’t making a fool of herself on social media.

But yeah, great fanfic, 10/10.

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

Ladies and gentlemen, the average trans activist Redditor:





"I'm at a crossroads. Should I save up my money for a car or should I continue to spend all of my money on cartoon fetish porn? Life is full of choices with no clear answer."

Also, I assume that trans bullets are just pieces of Play-Doh that identify as bullets, so I'm definitely not scared of being shot with trans bullets.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Ladies and gentlemen, the average trans activist Redditor:

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"I'm at a crossroads. Should I save up my money for a car or should I continue to spend all of my money on cartoon fetish porn? Life is full of choices with no clear answer."

Also, I assume that trans bullets are just pieces of Play-Doh that identify as bullets, so I'm definitely not scared of being shot with trans bullets.

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this my family is dying



$200 a month on porn artwork! And he thinks he's not addicted.

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this my family is dying

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$200 a month on porn artwork! And he thinks he's not addicted.

Protip: if you spend any amount of money on porn, you're addicted.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Protip: if you spend any amount of money on porn, you're addicted.

Someone wants to watch porn every now and then to wax their carrot fine, but if they pay for porn, they're an idiot.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

A Registry of TIMs

A Discord of TIFs

 

[Character from a movie]

what would we call a group of trans women?

A sex offender registry