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[Brillig]

This is the most hilarious and the most horrifying thread I've seen on KF. I literally lmfao. Thanks guys.

So many excellent comments here, I got a bit carried away.

Spoiler: TL;DR Just a lot of responses including a 'test' and some tuk tuks

Make up.

Makeup does wonders. An average women's appearance is greatly improved by good makeup techniques. Natal women do not come out of the womb with the ability to make their 5/10 face look like 7ish. Some get started as a teenager, some in their twenties. Trans women have no excuse as to why they don't attempt makeup, you don't have to go out the house your failed attempts, but practice and you will get it one day. You don't need like porn star/instagram level make up a natural look will work. Incorporate some drag techniques into a natural look. They probably like video games and buying loot boxes or some shit and don't see the value in buying make up.

Also wax your eyebrows into a more feminine shape. Natal women could give them some good advice on how to look feminine, but they will REEEE about transmisogyny or TERFs. Not all natal women have a natural feminine look. Plenty are build like shithouses and got harsh facial features and they tries to do their best with the hand they've been dealt.

I notice that trans women who date men care more about their appearance than "lesbian" trans women. Like bitches ain't as shallow as men.

Let them use YTs made by other TW. Women are sick to death of coaching troons. What's the point really? Used to be cool back a decade+ in Second Life to have that pet agp (kinda like being a faghag) when so many men were wearing female avatars [but wait, maybe they still are?] and all the men had some bizarre kink. However they rarely take a woman's advice because it 'isn't sexy [read=sluttish] enough' so even there, they rarely passed, especially once they started talking with their fakeass voiceboxes or never talked at all.

Also women don't have to try to look more feminine to be seen as women.

That's something you'll see a lot of troons say, that because they played as a female character in Pokemon or something means they were actually a transgirl inside all along.

Case in point, Laura Kate Dale's World of Warcraft made me trans article.

This too reminds me of SL, men of all ages lesbianing and thinking they'd pull more women that way, and always failing so ended up hanging with other troons - though that word wasn't in common use then and neither was agp. The advice to always disclose right away or absolutely keep it a secret and never show you're actually a man was too big for most to swallow so yeah, they always fucked that up.
Spot the SL troon:

I need to get this off my chest, why are trannies praised but transracials aren't? On Reddit a trans girl/actually a man downvoted me and tried saying that they are different. Seriously.
Both are mentally ill.
Gender is just a bunch of stereotypes and not real, sex is though. Just like there is really no such thing as race, it's just based on the physical variety of humans.
And both trannies and transracial people are typically caricatures (for gender or ethnic stereotypes) and obsessed with physical appearance.

If you're trans it's perfectly acceptable to be transracial as well. It's only 'cis' people that aren't allowed to be tr.

This one guy in Florida who thinks he's a 'Filipino' [not a 'Filipina'], drives a vehicle he believes is Pinoy (it's not) and calls it a 'tuk tuk' rather than a 'tricycle' as it's usually called and doesn't know how to pronounce the word 'tuk tuk' correctly anyway.
https://www.techly.com.au/2018/02/01/icymi-transwoman-florida-now-identifies-filipino/
http://archive.li/9toVs
Pics of actual Asian three wheel vehicles:
Phillipines, tricycle

Ja Du's 'tuk tuk'

Actual Thai tuk tuk

This other guy who destroyed the University of Victoria's women's centre calls himself a 'tranny cyborg Hindu woman' which is perfectly fine. Jennifer Pritzker funded his 'gender studies' chair there (but there's no money behind the trans propanda!)
https://www.feministcurrent.com/2016/07/21/uvic-womens-centre-becomes-third-space/
http://archive.li/f153Y

LOL Hrt or suicide.

At least suicide stops them from annoying the rest of the world and grooming children.

If the suicide rate is anywhere near what they maintain, the news would be trumpeted from the rooftops and they'd need millions more days of Trans Remembrance.

I remember the days when the trans community would claim that SRS for MTFs was amazing and ''would even fool gynecologists''...then the trans thing blew up even more into the trend it is and details about what the fauxvag truly is started to be more known , leaving me wondering WHO could have ever been convinced by these things, except the men who got the chop chop rationalizing their decision or being quite clueless about what female genitals look like to begin with.

It already seemed impossible that a female reproductive health specialist would mistake a gaping hole made out of penis skin for an actual muscular vagina with mucous membrane or that they wouldn't notice the lack of cervix, but you don't even need to go that far, you just have to look at it. Some men are afraid of being tricked into sleeping with a post-op troon but I think the completely unconvincing labia and clit are a dead giveaway. Men these days watch enough porn that they should know what a vulva looks like.

Reminds of Andy Warhol's Frankenstein (sexing a fovageen or...) and those fodicks remind of that guy with the tail in Orphan Black (was it?).

So many of them are so fucking delusional. Not even a mirror has a chance against their fantasies.

He doesn't pass and everyone who claims he does is either also a delusional troon or does it out of pity.

Also this is just his face. The rest is 100%
obviously male too.

Their mirrors are all broken. Also believe 2D selfies or vidclips are exactly the same as irl.

Also to whoever it was that said way back at the beginning of this thread that 'you are not your body, you are only your mind', that's the type of pomo queer theory bs that got us here. We ARE our bodies and our minds are part of our bodies. Body and mind are not separate entities. This seems very hard for people to understand these days.Why?

To train yourself out of this kind of thinking you could read "Unpacking Queer Politics". https://tinyurl.com/yauchce2

There was more but I copied something else and broke my quote clipboard. Oh well. Looking forward to more amusing bits from Reddit.
Edit:attempted to correct formatting

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

The mention of Andy Warhol makes me think of an advertisement he did--one for a rhinoplasty, with the clear intent of making one look less ethnic. He himself had his nose changed. And he took the 'a' off of his last name; it was originally Warhola. He was Andrew Jr., but his father was born Ondrej. There's other examples from 20th century America, like the creator of the cartoon Krazy Kat, George Herriman, who was always wearing a hat so no one would see his mixed-race curly hair. That's the sort of thing I think of when I think of 'transracialism'. And we in the 21st century agree that that's bad, that people should be able to accept themselves for how they were born, and not need surgery and a name change. A hundred years from now people will look at the trans movement in the same way.

edit: And I just remembered a story I read recently, about a white woman who discovered her mother was from a Creole (mixed black/white) family. The mother had moved from Louisiana to Ohio and passed as white, and she never went back home--because everyone would know. Also sounds familiar.

 

[AnOminous]

edit: And I just remembered a story I read recently, about a white woman who discovered her mother was from a Creole (mixed black/white) family. The mother had moved from Louisiana to Ohio and passed as white, and she never went back home--because everyone would know. Also sounds familiar.

It's understandable why someone would want to pass for a majority ethnic group when they'd be actively persecuted and have opportunities for a good life denied to them solely because of it.

It's pretty contemptible to appropriate a minority identity to profit from it, though, when the group is not persecuted and you're just in it to slurp up any resources available to that group and be a white male getting some kind of perk for it instead of a legitimate member of that group, specifically to profit from that group's past persecution.

Ironically, the people most punished by affirmative action decisions are those who never benefited in the first place from the original discrimination, and those who benefit from them aren't the people who got fucked over by the early discrimination either.

 

[UncleTusky]

The eunuchs in the Byzantine court is the closest comparison I can think of.

That's still a stretch: It wasn't "hooray you're a eunuch!", it was "If you want to join the court/enter the royals' private quarters, we need to make sure you're not a threat". Getting your nuts cut off was a trade-off in exchange for power, whereas self-mutilation is the goal with transsexuals.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

https://reddit.com/r/ftmspunished/comments/akxyer/a_fantasy_of_mine/

People really need to stop being so gullible. This person's alias is "tomboi" but this fantasy was clearly written by a man fantasizing that he's a transman only to end up as a woman, which is the climax of the story: he becomes a woman and is forced to have babies. He doesn't say shit about being a transman (because he's not one and hence has nothing to say about it) and only obsesses about the idea of feminization through pregnancy. I bet this story was inspired by all the media articles about transmen getting pregnant. Some dude must have read those articles, had a brainmelt moment at the idea of transmen getting pregnant, then wrote and posted this story so that he could feel in control again, because he depicts a transman being feminized through the reception of sperm as the ultimate form of "corrective rape", this idea of "all I have to do to put a transman in her place and remind her of who/what she is, is pump her full of sperm, that'll teach her.".

The mention of Andy Warhol makes me think of an advertisement he did--one for a rhinoplasty, with the clear intent of making one look less ethnic. He himself had his nose changed. And he took the 'a' off of his last name; it was originally Warhola. He was Andrew Jr., but his father was born Ondrej. There's other examples from 20th century America, like the creator of the cartoon Krazy Kat, George Herriman, who was always wearing a hat so no one would see his mixed-race curly hair.

I said the same thing about Julia Serano: she has never written a single essay about being Latino and Catholic in WASP suburbia. Basically these gay boys who were "others" (Latino in Serano's case) never go into the fact that they already had to "pass" for white in WASP society. Julia in particular seems completely oblivious to his and his family's assimilation when discussing his childhood. Julia never mentions hearing anyone speak Spanish (presumably went to Catholic mass?), never mentions participating any distinctly Latin communal expression, going to see Latin family members, eating Latin food, going to Latin markets, etc. In other words, "intersectional" my ass. These gay boys had already internalized the idea of needing to pass and suppress the "ethnic" parts of themselves long before they got into trooning. A lot of transwomen go for the beach blonde Barbie look, which is a very Aryan/white look, when they troon out, even Latin transwomen like Eden Doll and Vanityy on Youtube go for that white look with the beach blonde hair.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

That's still a stretch: It wasn't "hooray you're a eunuch!", it was "If you want to join the court/enter the royals' private quarters, we need to make sure you're not a threat". Getting your nuts cut off was a trade-off in exchange for power, whereas self-mutilation is the goal with transsexuals.

Technically it's still self-mutilation in exchange for power for transwomen, although I am sure none of the dick cutters think of it that way consciously.

You're a boring cis white male but you're woke as fuck and sad that nobody listens to you. HRT and SRS get you asspats on Twitter, they get you a platform, they even let you lead the Women's March (lmao at pussy hats being transphobic now.) Lesbians will write articles about the cotton ceiling and try to convince actual women to suck your girldick.

Plus if you work in tech you might get to be a diversity hire!

I'm sure that this affects AGP transition rates.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I didn't even know Julia Serano was Latino...I'm a little surprised, considering it seems like most of the famous trannies are white as white can be. The only non-white ones I can think of are Janet Mock, Laverne Cox, and like...a handful of RuPaul's Drag Race contestants. Also, thinking of that, there really aren't any late-in-life non-white autogynephiles, are there?

There's this bisexual guy I know who came out as transgender recently. He's Latino, but he could definitely never pass as white. His birth name is Edgar, which is English, but very popular among Latinos and nobody else in the 90s. His chosen name is Hazel, which is the whitest name I've ever heard. And it's super trendy right now but it wasn't when he was born. (Weirdly I also know a regular straight guy whose first name is Oliver but he goes by Hazel...he is super white though.)

 

[Brillig]

Re: fovageen

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/a5on2v/theres_hair_in_my_neo_vagina/
View attachment 617920 ~Just neo vagina problems UwU~

Also (for some reason I can't quote post this) from A Taxing Woman: "https://kiwifarms.net/threads/15-ju...na-7-weeks-post-op.45526/page-13#post-3568931" .....and many other examples.

Julie Vu: mentioned here on Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/TransSpace..._vu_transgender_youtube_star_transforms_from/ ; http://archive.is/RZ5Lc ; also has other SM as shown in his YT About https://www.youtube.com/user/princessjoules/about.

Four years ago, he's 'stunning and brave' but just three years later...

This trans fellow, though quite a well passing HSTS, is still having trouble with his neo vag and gets quite testerical about it on YT here:

Spoiler: NSFW, Islamic content

Weird how no other women have these vag problems.

 

[NoFeline]

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"Douches, for vaginal cleaning"
Only a man would need to specify that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"I get that "horny ovulating girl smell""

He probably just has a problem with unusually smelly smegma

Also, I found his Twitter. Unsurprisingly, he lives in Portland, Oregon and has a cam show
View attachment 653083

https://chaturbate.com/tristiepixie/

bragging about her "girl cock". Yeah, totally not a fetish

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Re: fovageen



Also (for some reason I can't quote post this) from A Taxing Woman: "https://kiwifarms.net/threads/15-ju...na-7-weeks-post-op.45526/page-13#post-3568931" .....and many other examples.

Julie Vu: mentioned here on Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/TransSpace..._vu_transgender_youtube_star_transforms_from/ ; http://archive.li/RZ5Lc ; also has other SM as shown in his YT About https://www.youtube.com/user/princessjoules/about.

Four years ago, he's 'stunning and brave' but just three years later...

This trans fellow, though quite a well passing HSTS, is still having trouble with his neo vag and gets quite testerical about it on YT here:

Spoiler: NSFW, Islamic content

Weird how no other women have these vag problems.

Man, I know this gay Asian guy, and Julie Vu talks just like him. I went to older videos, and yeah, that's not voice training, Julie's always talked like that.
And it makes me a little sad, because he was a cute fem twink. I always feel really sympathetic toward HSTS folks, because you know homophobia (especially since I bet he has immigrant parents) is behind their transition. He could've been a regular happy gay guy who wears makeup and doesn't want his dick touched during sex, and not some bad Cher impersonation 35 thousand dollars worth of surgery troon.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Also to whoever it was that said way back at the beginning of this thread that 'you are not your body, you are only your mind', that's the type of pomo queer theory bs that got us here. We ARE our bodies and our minds are part of our bodies. Body and mind are not separate entities. This seems very hard for people to understand these days.Why?

That's actually a very interesting question that would be appropriate for Deep Thoughts. Even atheists often act as if the mind is some seperate inviolable pure thing that's not part of physical reality. That POV is only consistent if you believe in a soul. If you don't, then mental illnesses are physical illnesses, because your mind is just your subjective perception of the workings of part of your brain.

 

[OttoWest]

Also, thinking of that, there really aren't any late-in-life non-white autogynephiles, are there?

A straight, black troon— the rarest of unicorns.

Never seen one, never heard of one, not sure they even exist.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

A straight, black troon— the rarest of unicorns.

Never seen one, never heard of one, not sure they even exist.

There's plenty of nerdy, anime-loving straight black guys, but you never see them trooning out.

 

[one_time_user]

A straight, black troon— the rarest of unicorns.

Never seen one, never heard of one, not sure they even exist.

I can't remember his name but tge black tranny who raped the trans 'man' in attempt to impregnate her. Was at the women's march in 2017, had pictures taken with Gloria Steinam.

I remembered when I was typing Cherno Biko

 

[OttoWest]

I can't remember his name but tge black tranny who raped the trans 'man' in attempt to impregnate her. Was at the women's march in 2017, had pictures taken with Gloria Steinam.

I remembered when I was typing Cherno Biko

Ah, fuck you’re right. Forgot about Chernobyl.

 

[Disco Tits]

The mention of Andy Warhol makes me think of an advertisement he did--one for a rhinoplasty, with the clear intent of making one look less ethnic. He himself had his nose changed. And he took the 'a' off of his last name; it was originally Warhola. He was Andrew Jr., but his father was born Ondrej. There's other examples from 20th century America, like the creator of the cartoon Krazy Kat, George Herriman, who was always wearing a hat so no one would see his mixed-race curly hair. That's the sort of thing I think of when I think of 'transracialism'. And we in the 21st century agree that that's bad, that people should be able to accept themselves for how they were born, and not need surgery and a name change. A hundred years from now people will look at the trans movement in the same way.

edit: And I just remembered a story I read recently, about a white woman who discovered her mother was from a Creole (mixed black/white) family. The mother had moved from Louisiana to Ohio and passed as white, and she never went back home--because everyone would know. Also sounds familiar.

A gender equivalent of appropriating something you're not would be bacha posh in Afghanistan, where girls live as boys to give them more freedom and opportunities, such as having the freedom to go to school.

It's interesting that these girls have difficulty transitioning back to female once they reach adulthood, as they were forced to be socialised as boys while they were still developing. It really wrecks havoc on their gender identity.
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-15262680

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://old.reddit.com/r/transposit...entle_was_goofing_around_with_makeup_and_wig/

 

[Donovan the Man]

Why is it a low effort troon thing to wear wigs so low on their foreheads? The cheaper and fake looking the wig is the better.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

He's a ham radio operator, because of course.

Here's his dating app page: https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=144581285