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[CraicRock28]

@CraicRock28 make sure to remove any filters like location, age, etc. the older the TIM the crazier they get. I also like taking screenshots of the bio because some of them are crazy as hell. Just make sure to blur out the location distance so some giga hon doesn’t show up to ur house and skin you alive. Have fun! Thanks for the contribution. I’m banned from HER for not sucking “gock” or whatever. A blessing in disguise if you will… I’d rather die alone than cave to these degenerate men in skirts.

Oh no a real girl sent me a friend request and she looks really cute and normal and now I feel horrible I’m a married straight woman, too bad I can’t throw some of the real lesbians your way.

So 10 people liked my profile since I last posted and surprisingly only 2 were troons and 1 was a pooner (didn’t screenshot bc not a transbian and passed reasonably well). Thread tax:


That thing in his nose makes him look like he has boogers. Also wtf is that name? Why do they always choose the most retarded names?

Goes by they/them but listed as trans “feminine” which always makes me laugh. What is feminine about this guy? It’s not a requirement to be feminine to be a woman, so why do they even bother with that term?

I’ll start looking at their bios next time, I forgot to see if there was anything funny in there.

 

[Just L00king]

They really have irl too, some friends were regulars at a lesbian festival and last year they decided to stop going. It was overrun by men in short skirts and fishnets. Luckily they were all there coupled up so could immediately shut down any attempts at hitting them but I'm sure any single lesbians had an even worse time. No wonder they are protesting this shit.

Different but similar, near me there is a yearly “goddess festival ” that’s advertised as a women’s spirituality/red tent festival. Cringy but it used to be fun. Women of all ages walking around dressed like witches or Esmeralda etc.

the past probably five years-ish it’s been completely overrun with furries, hons, and fetishists walking each other on leashes.

Like yeah the new agey “come buy crystals and cheap belly dance costumes” party isn’t exactly hallowed ground but it’s crazy how EAGER they are to infiltrate and destroy anything that has even a whiff of female exclusivity.

You’d have to be insane to bring a child to the event now. It’s completely sexualized because to these guys anything pertaining to womanhood only exists to cause male erections.

 

[Xev]

OK, I know this one is not from a dating app and it's in Swedish, but I wanted to share it since it's a troon specifically looking for a cis woman:
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Translation:
"️THIS IS MY CONTACT AD ️You shouldn't take this as a joke, even though it is a bit silly
But now I'm about to start dating for the first time in 18 years. I like the idea of daring to dig where you're standing. So what would be more obvious than to look for my first date here.
You CIS woman that feel that you're the right person for me send a DM
LONG LIVE LOVE

Hugs Lee"

This guy used to be one of the carpenters in a home renovation show that was very popular here in Sweden, and trooned out after some time out of the spotlight. He used to be quite good looking, but now looks like he got hit in the face with a brick.

ETA: his deadname is Björn, which is a common name for someone of his age. His taken name, "Lee", is, at least in my eyes, a VERY white trash kind of name for a woman here. Sounds very much like a name chosen by a teenage mom that still thinks of America as some kind of magic fairy tale land or something.

Never heard of a woman named Lee. Only Lee's I've known were men. The girl version is something like Leigh. Troons can't do anything right.

 

[LemonParty]

“…looking for a bisexual cis woman”

Why does she have to be cis? That’s really transphobic of Isabel Anne to exclude other true and honest lesbians like himself. Trans Women Are Women

Always reminds of this earlier post.




>be straight man
>dress up and pretend to be a girl for a fetish
>suck another dude's dick
>think about killing self

 

[Cronchyapple]

Let’s look at some more brave stunning “women”

(Hopefully I am not double posting the same TIMs…? My brain might be melting from staring at their brick faces for too long)

This angle hides everything but the big ass jaw.

Raven is most likely stealing his sister’s dance recital outfit (white dress) or something. He is the most low budget TIM I have seen in a while. Jeez.


Are TIMs too dumb to clean the camera or does that help filter out the 5’o clock shadow?


> poly and partnered looking solo
Is this just a fancy way of saying you cheat? I need to cross post this to the TIM dungeon thread.


I have officially hit 70 transbian profiles. Let’s see if I can hit 100!

 

[CraicRock28]

Let’s look at some more brave stunning “women”

(Hopefully I am not double posting the same TIMs…? My brain might be melting from staring at their brick faces for too long)
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This angle hides everything but the big ass jaw.
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Raven is most likely stealing his sister’s dance recital outfit (white dress) or something. He is the most low budget TIM I have seen in a while. Jeez.

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Are TIMs too dumb to clean the camera or does that help filter out the 5’o clock shadow?

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> poly and partnered looking solo
Is this just a fancy way of saying you cheat? I need to cross post this to the TIM dungeon thread.
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I have officially hit 70 transbian profiles. Let’s see if I can hit 100!

I already got banned

 

[Cronchyapple]

I already got banned

Did you reply to any? What was on your profile? I’m surprised it was that quick. I was on HER for months until I got banned for saying women only lol

 

[validdood]

Different but similar, near me there is a yearly “goddess festival ” that’s advertised as a women’s spirituality/red tent festival. Cringy but it used to be fun. Women of all ages walking around dressed like witches or Esmeralda etc.

the past probably five years-ish it’s been completely overrun with furries, hons, and fetishists walking each other on leashes.

Like yeah the new agey “come buy crystals and cheap belly dance costumes” party isn’t exactly hallowed ground but it’s crazy how EAGER they are to infiltrate and destroy anything that has even a whiff of female exclusivity.

You’d have to be insane to bring a child to the event now. It’s completely sexualized because to these guys anything pertaining to womanhood only exists to cause male erections.

Not surprising. The women into witchy shit are generally mentally ill, usually BPD or narcissism, which overlaps well with the types you're describing..

 

[CraicRock28]

Did you reply to any? What was on your profile? I’m surprised it was that quick. I was on HER for months until I got banned for saying women only lol

Nah I only looked but didn’t interact at all… I’m assuming it’s because my photos were obviously AI generated.

 

[Delta Δ]

Here's a new one: putting a mugshot in his profile!

Guarentee it's for either sexual assault or rape.

 

[BunchofMunch]

Never heard of a woman named Lee. Only Lee's I've known were men. The girl version is something like Leigh. Troons can't do anything right.

Even better

 

[Cronchyapple]

Here's a new one: putting a mugshot in his profile!
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Guarentee it's for either sexual assault or rape.

If you reverse image search this do you get anything? I am so curious.

 

[Delta Δ]

If you reverse image search this do you get anything? I am so curious.

Decided to do a very surface level check and didn’t find anything, would be funny if anyone else tries to give it a look.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Thread tax:

Bonibelle is the first name of Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time. What are the odds that he doesn't dress up as her for every Halloween?

(Although every day is Halloween when you're a tranny)

 

[Cow Tanks Mickgie]

Let’s look at some more brave stunning “women”

(Hopefully I am not double posting the same TIMs…? My brain might be melting from staring at their brick faces for too long)
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This angle hides everything but the big ass jaw.
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Raven is most likely stealing his sister’s dance recital outfit (white dress) or something. He is the most low budget TIM I have seen in a while. Jeez.

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Are TIMs too dumb to clean the camera or does that help filter out the 5’o clock shadow?

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> poly and partnered looking solo
Is this just a fancy way of saying you cheat? I need to cross post this to the TIM dungeon thread.
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I have officially hit 70 transbian profiles. Let’s see if I can hit 100!

Genuine question, why do transwomen ALWAYS look so stinky?

 

[Hubelublub]

Genuine question, why do transwomen ALWAYS look so stinky?

Because they ARE stinky.

 

[Cow Tanks Mickgie]

Because they ARE stinky.

By further investigation: I’ve notice that they never take care of themselves when male and jump head first in transitioning making them look
So greasy and unkept “stinky”.
I’m not one to talk about fashion sense, but when they transition they always choose the worse kind of clothing, majority of the time
It’s always sexual.
To me they’re just crossdressers using the term “transgender” they seem to get off to dressing as a woman
But no one knows the difference between: Transvestite/crossdresser/transsexual.

 

[Cronchyapple]

By further investigation: I’ve notice that they never take care of themselves when male and jump head first in transitioning making them look
So greasy and unkept “stinky”.
I’m not one to talk about fashion sense, but when they transition they always choose the worse kind of clothing, majority of the time
It’s always sexual.
To me they’re just crossdressers using the term “transgender” they seem to get off to dressing as a woman
But no one knows the difference between: Transvestite/crossdresser/transsexual.

These men used to be neckbeard m’lady fedora hat /pol bros. Most still are. The only difference is the porn addiction consumed them. No difference.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Finally. Some POC representation!

Goes by they/them but listed as trans “feminine” which always makes me laugh. What is feminine about this guy? It’s not a requirement to be feminine to be a woman, so why do they even bother with that term?

Black transbians are a rarity, usually black troons are all HSTS. There's probably more black pooners than hons on HER.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Never heard of a woman named Lee. Only Lee's I've known were men. The girl version is something like Leigh. Troons can't do anything right.

for what it's worth I've known two women named Lee. One was batshit crazy, for what it's worth. I tried to look for photos of women first name lee on google search, and I didn't find any.