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I’d rather fuck Brandon Rogers in a wig than anyone featured in this thread.
📚 Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.
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It's been long debated why so many transwomen want to look like stereotypical goth girls, but I want to introduce you to a site where they congregate for the love of fishnets, shit-tier music, and the prospect of women with low self esteem. Welcome to the bottle of the barrel. Welcome to altscene.com.
Alt Scene calls itself the #1 site for alternative dating. A port in the storm for witchblr potheads, metal-loving weebs, and Emodads, the site’s userbase isn’t very active. The fastest growing demographic is transwomen.
The service limits users to these categories: Male/Female and Straight/Gay/Bi. Transwomen are mostly found in the Female Gay category, but without the cutesy badges offered by more queer-friendly services, they are left to explain in their profiles that they are transbians and still have dicks.
Let’s start in Burgerland with some active and inactive users:
Skelly is T4T, which is the trash taking itself out. Interestingly, he has fans.
Alice has had some luck in the romance department but still can’t tie corset ribbons.
Zoey here is a furry so he’s probably found love elsewhere by now, but I like to think he turned his life around when people started comparing him to Chris.
Bobbi speaks fluent astrology and requires lots of tissues.
Yaniv Eye here has somehow evaded an autism diagnosis, but he’s only 19. Don’t worry about the BPD part. You’ll handle it.
Lilith is on the veteran to trans pipeline and is clearly completely fine.
Break free from your sleep paralysis, switch on the light, and greet Marfans-to-trans Michelle, who just really wants to cuddle.
Alicat writes porn.
Every woman alive will steer clear of him.
Back later with some classic Britbongs.
Alt Scene calls itself the #1 site for alternative dating. A port in the storm for witchblr potheads, metal-loving weebs, and Emodads, the site’s userbase isn’t very active. The fastest growing demographic is transwomen.
The service limits users to these categories: Male/Female and Straight/Gay/Bi. Transwomen are mostly found in the Female Gay category, but without the cutesy badges offered by more queer-friendly services, they are left to explain in their profiles that they are transbians and still have dicks.
Let’s start in Burgerland with some active and inactive users:
Skelly is T4T, which is the trash taking itself out. Interestingly, he has fans.
Alice has had some luck in the romance department but still can’t tie corset ribbons.
Zoey here is a furry so he’s probably found love elsewhere by now, but I like to think he turned his life around when people started comparing him to Chris.
Bobbi speaks fluent astrology and requires lots of tissues.
Yaniv Eye here has somehow evaded an autism diagnosis, but he’s only 19. Don’t worry about the BPD part. You’ll handle it.Lilith is on the veteran to trans pipeline and is clearly completely fine.
Break free from your sleep paralysis, switch on the light, and greet Marfans-to-trans Michelle, who just really wants to cuddle.Alicat writes porn.
Every woman alive will steer clear of him.
Back later with some classic Britbongs.
Doubleposting sorry
From lovely Bongland:
I want to say he's trolling but it do be like that.
Emma is from Oop North and had magic cancer.
Taking autistic faceblindness to a new level.
Loki is the only troon in the village. He enjoys coaxing women into the mountains.
Jaye had the surgeries booked but hasn't been seen in a while. It's the NHS tho so there's a waiting list. He looks like he could have been sane as a gnc goth dude but that's not enough now.
Amy doesn't know if he's a man or a woman but got Gender Recognition anyway. Last seen 2015. EXIF data places the drawing as from 2008 and the photos from 2012. Anyone brave enough to look up Amy Sadler?
From lovely Bongland:
I want to say he's trolling but it do be like that.Emma is from Oop North and had magic cancer.
Taking autistic faceblindness to a new level.Loki is the only troon in the village. He enjoys coaxing women into the mountains.Jaye had the surgeries booked but hasn't been seen in a while. It's the NHS tho so there's a waiting list. He looks like he could have been sane as a gnc goth dude but that's not enough now.Amy doesn't know if he's a man or a woman but got Gender Recognition anyway. Last seen 2015. EXIF data places the drawing as from 2008 and the photos from 2012. Anyone brave enough to look up Amy Sadler?
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Question, can gay bong women get hate speech'd for declining them?
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Very possibly depending how you pick your words. It’s very easy to get done for a hate crime here (without your knowledge) or your thinking checked for not accepting the church of trans.
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I like the skeleton who says he is 'sexually dominant and controlling'. How can a woman resist!
If you ignore them online you can get kicked off for being transphobic. If you dare invalidate them as true and honest lesbians by declining them you need plausible deniability if they go to the police. You will be forced to use their preferred pronouns if it goes to court. I wish this was a joke.
Bush King
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They won't once the feminine figure forces them to take the feminine penis.
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Ah yes, the famous bands AC/DC and "Ac Dc". They're completely different, don't get confused now.
An empty shill
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Not gonna lie, the first one actually passes in my honest opinion.
They look like greasy trailer park trash, but still, I could be fooled into thinking they're a woman. Every one else...woof.
Acidic Pussy
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Interesting how there’s a few more “top/dom” Transbians on AltScene than we see on the Her profiles.
A nice bit of blatant “I want to dominate and control women” misogyny makes a change from all the ~UwU~ “bottom” TIMs who think it’s so heckin validating and euphoric to reduce being a woman to being a passive fuckdoll. And of course need to find a female partner to make them feel small and cute and fuck them because being fucked is what women are for!!! It’s in the name of affirmation though, and that makes it totally not a fetish, you bigots.
A nice bit of blatant “I want to dominate and control women” misogyny makes a change from all the ~UwU~ “bottom” TIMs who think it’s so heckin validating and euphoric to reduce being a woman to being a passive fuckdoll. And of course need to find a female partner to make them feel small and cute and fuck them because being fucked is what women are for!!! It’s in the name of affirmation though, and that makes it totally not a fetish, you bigots.
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Could someone help me make sense of why these people are so well educated yet so un aware of themselfs. I thougt a masters took discipline. supreme autism cannot be this powerfull![:\](/styles/custom/emotes/svg/chris-confused.svg "Confused :\")
There is no possible field from those hood colors that requires any amount of intelligence.
Edit: couldn't tell if the discipline color was green or white, but he says he's in English in another post, so white. The green is the school color. I wouldn't wipe my ass with an MA in English.
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What is it with troons and refusing to drive? Do they really believe the old adage that women are bad drivers?
By the way, here’s his reaction to transphobia:
Reigning king of zero effort, Dillon’s pronouns are she/her because long hair is all you need to be a woman. Imagine this guy telling you you misgendered him
Liquid Snake is the only hesbian I will acknowledge and he would never say this.
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Los Angeles is cursed. Took me less than 10 minutes of swiping on Her to find these creatures.
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I would assume so these AGPs only want men to validate their fetish but in reality they are attracted to women, them being AGPs fetishize having sex as a woman and pretend they are being penetrated in their "non existent vagina" and they just want women to validate them as well.
Honka Honka Burning Love
In Clown World, the only god is the one who Honks.
True & Honest Fan
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and imagine trying to be a guy trying to find some one reasonable on one of these sites..and not being able to exclude these profiles.
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I just wonder how bad/fat and ugly the real women are if these men think they have a real chance of competing with them.
An empty shill
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Why didn't you spoiler those atrocities?
Now I'm not gonna able to sleep at night.
Still, there was a winner in that group:
Else.
Congrats, I'd mistake you for a chick if I wasn't paying attention.
And as for our kill it with fire award:
Axeen.
Oh my God, seriously, I'd off myself rather than be in a room with that...
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None of them look like women but if I were forced to pick a more plausible candidate I would have said the opposite. Axeen looks like a version of pretty much every ugly butch dyke I've ever laid eyes on. In fact, Axeen is probably better looking than ugly butch dykes just by dint of not also being a 500 pound landwhale. Else is pure gay twink energy. Part of it is the pose, which every faggot slut would adopt to appeal to male sexuality and no lesbian I can think of would. But also the shapeless man legs; the flat, non-existent man-ass; the squareness of the chest and complete lack of tits; the breadth of the shoulders. It's just a slutty, faggoty, brunette Chris Crocker.
I also wonder how lesbians are responding to the sort of sexualized poses you see from Else and many other troons on the thread that are obviously meant to appeal to conventional male sexual appetites and expectations.