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None of them look like women but if I were forced to pick a more plausible candidate I would have said the opposite. Axeen looks like a version of pretty much every ugly butch dyke I've ever laid eyes on. In fact, Axeen is probably better looking than ugly butch dykes just by dint of not also being a 500 pound landwhale. Else is pure gay twink energy. Part of it is the pose, which every faggot slut would adopt to appeal to male sexuality and no lesbian I can think of would. But also the shapeless man legs; the flat, non-existent man-ass; the squareness of the chest and complete lack of tits; the breadth of the shoulders. It's just a slutty, faggoty, brunette Chris Crocker.

I also wonder how lesbians are responding to the sort of sexualized poses you see from Else and many other troons on the thread that are obviously meant to appeal to conventional male sexual appetites and expectations.
I feel like Else might be HSTS. Those generally look after themselves enormously more than AGPs. So I think they probably genuinely are trying to appeal to male sexuality and couldn't care less what Lesbians think.

As for why male-seeking-penis would be on Her: these sites are all interchangeable nowadays, since Gender has collapsed. This might be like Grindr: Aidens go on Grindr looking for gay men, so straight men go on Grindr to get pussy (by pretending to be gay to validate Aiden's fantasy)

So maybe they are just a gay twink saying they are female on a Lesbian app so they can get dick from masculine men who also say they are female?

@One87five0 can you post the rest of their profile to confirm the hunch?
 
None of them look like women but if I were forced to pick a more plausible candidate I would have said the opposite. Axeen looks like a version of pretty much every ugly butch dyke I've ever laid eyes on. In fact, Axeen is probably better looking than ugly butch dykes just by dint of not also being a 500 pound landwhale. Else is pure gay twink energy. Part of it is the pose, which every faggot slut would adopt to appeal to male sexuality and no lesbian I can think of would. But also the shapeless man legs; the flat, non-existent man-ass; the squareness of the chest and complete lack of tits; the breadth of the shoulders. It's just a slutty, faggoty, brunette Chris Crocker.

I also wonder how lesbians are responding to the sort of sexualized poses you see from Else and many other troons on the thread that are obviously meant to appeal to conventional male sexual appetites and expectations.
To be honest, I'm going purely off of face.
I felt Else had, from what I'm seeing the most attractive face of that group. Guy, girl, what ever, if they hit on me, I wouldn't be offended

Axeen I figured is a real woman as well, but they have this deranged look in there eyes that makes me internally scream: run away! This person means to harm me!

Every one else is just your woofie fugly kinda troon.

Gonna edit my post to answer that other question.

I'm not a lesbian but, I am a chick.
My thoughts are overall ambivalent, I mean, it is a dating app, and sex sells, so at least for me, it's not offensive because I kinda expect at least one or two smutty profiles to be around.
 
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So maybe they are just a gay twink saying they are female on a Lesbian app so they can get dick from masculine men who also say they are female?

If that's what's going on, troony faggot dating is complicated and finely tuned on a par with Rube Goldberg machines. :stress: I'd almost feel sorry for them if I didn't know what coom-brained sex pests they were.
 
I feel like Else might be HSTS. Those generally look after themselves enormously more than AGPs. So I think they probably genuinely are trying to appeal to male sexuality and couldn't care less what Lesbians think.

As for why male-seeking-penis would be on Her: these sites are all interchangeable nowadays, since Gender has collapsed. This might be like Grindr: Aidens go on Grindr looking for gay men, so straight men go on Grindr to get pussy (by pretending to be gay to validate Aiden's fantasy)

So maybe they are just a gay twink saying they are female on a Lesbian app so they can get dick from masculine men who also say they are female?

@One87five0 can you post the rest of their profile to confirm the hunch?

I didn't cap the rest of his profile unfortunately, but he didn't have anything in his bio. HSTS trannies usually try to go stealth whenever possible, so his shirt and bulge makes me think he's an AGP with good bone structure.

hesitated between Agree and Feels there. Imagine wasting your college years on.. that.

the wildest shit is they somehow believe their online LARPing as girls is real. From lolcow Erin Reed-
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His HER profile to stay on topic. He’s trying to be stealth, so he’s not the uwu catgirl type. But he won’t be your unicorn ok?? stop begging! 🌙
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Possibly super ⏰ but the fact Anthony doesn't mention he has a kid in his profile is beyond fucked up. Kids are great, but they're also a huge deal breaker for a lot of people. Not only is he trying to pass himself off as a real woman, he's also trying to pass himself off as a real woman without baggage. What a complete and total piece of shit.
 
Possibly super ⏰ but the fact Anthony doesn't mention he has a kid in his profile is beyond fucked up. Kids are great, but they're also a huge deal breaker for a lot of people. Not only is he trying to pass himself off as a real woman, he's also trying to pass himself off as a real woman without baggage. What a complete and total piece of shit.
Hard disagree, single parents should really avoid including they have children in dating profiles so pedophiles don't target them to gain access to their children. It's a common tactic predators use, you can just disclose you have children in a private conversation. Felt the need to add this just in case anyone reading this is a single parent and needs the reminder.
 
Hard disagree, single parents should really avoid including they have children in dating profiles so pedophiles don't target them to gain access to their children. It's a common tactic predators use, you can just disclose you have children in a private conversation. Felt the need to add this just in case anyone reading this is a single parent and needs the reminder.

Please tell me you've read Tony's thread.

I don't disagree that pedos target single mothers, but let's be real: Chester's aren't targeting single mothers on lesbian dating apps.
 
This might be like Grindr: Aidens go on Grindr looking for gay men, so straight men go on Grindr to get pussy (by pretending to be gay to validate Aiden's fantasy)

So maybe they are just a gay twink saying they are female on a Lesbian app so they can get dick from masculine men who also say they are female?
Stop the ride I want to get off.
This kind of convoluted dating app chess is going to singlehandedly reignite the bar dating culture. At least you have a 76% chance of knowing what you're getting into with a visual assessment.
 
I feel like Else might be HSTS. Those generally look after themselves enormously more than AGPs. So I think they probably genuinely are trying to appeal to male sexuality and couldn't care less what Lesbians think.

As for why male-seeking-penis would be on Her: these sites are all interchangeable nowadays, since Gender has collapsed. This might be like Grindr: Aidens go on Grindr looking for gay men, so straight men go on Grindr to get pussy (by pretending to be gay to validate Aiden's fantasy)

So maybe they are just a gay twink saying they are female on a Lesbian app so they can get dick from masculine men who also say they are female?

@One87five0 can you post the rest of their profile to confirm the hunch?
Gay Twink trying to hoodwink straight/bi men by posing as a lesbian? Though it falls apart when you consider he put his pronouns in his bio.
 
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The most horrific ones in the thread are those that describe themselves as "baby *noun*" or any variation thereof and then you look at their age and they're fucking forty years old.
 
Yardley stated that he is a man tho
Yardley is one of a group of UK troons, including Debbie Hayton and Kristina Harrison, who want to have their cake and eat it too. They admit they’re men but also demand that they be able to LARP as women, while policing what can be said about troons in their sphere of influence. They’re not above calling in their fellow troons and TRAs to harass people with “TERF” views when they step out of line.
 
Yeah, Yardley does his best to be a mixture of "one of the good ones" and "not like the other troons" — including by acknowledging that he's still biologically a man for the sake of logical rigor. He's still a self-described "transsexual" though (he mentions as much in the article linked above and in all his media appearances) — he's just one who spouts TERF talking points.

Personally, I've always wondered if Yardley isn't getting one over on the TERFs, getting his euphoria boner by weaseling into the good graces of the most rigidly misandrist and strictly gatekeeping feminists. In his mind, they would be the guardians of the most womanly of women's spaces by dint of being such angry, implacable gatekeepers of womanhood — and here he is, welcomed with open arms by many of them. Imagine the validation-and-euphoria boner for him. I wonder if it's more or less exciting to his coomer brain than the results of the titty skittle he takes:

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There were a couple other "lesbian" troon TERFs/SWERFs Yardley used to run with but afaik they've almost completely disappeared: last I heard they were all having mennulz and may have either detransitioned or 41%ed. One was a "lesbian" troon, Rya, (seen in a video on Yardley's channel here (archive); HeyThisIsRya channel here (archive)) who had been a strict Christian pastor who had, like, six kids or something and lost his marriage when he trooned out. He used to talk a lot about Christian theology and rad fem shit, sometimes as complements to his troonsbianism. Last video I saw from him before I looked him up again just now, his mennulz had gone off the rails and he was weepily thinking about detransitioning. Then he took most of his videos about troons and rad fem bullshit down and now there are just these (more recent but still years-old) videos about God, the ronachan and epistemology. No idea where he is now.

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It's too bad because Rya had some fun troon rage videos where he was incensed about the lack of understanding on all sides. It's like he thought that that raging narcissist, Contrapoints, was going to be his buddy and offer him Christian charity after he respectfully criticized him — as if Contrapoints can take even the most gentle criticism in stride. I remember he had one video on his channel that was a civil, quiet discussion with a TERF that ended up with them hugging each other and talking about what great friends they were. Again: imagine the validation-and-euphoria boner for Rya).

Anyway, the whole troonsbian TERF thing is a whole shitshow onto itself. It was an amazing circus but unfortunately there seem to be few traces of it left on the interwebz.
 
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