📚 Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Fried Oreos]

I felt like jumping out of my skin when I saw ….

I'd fear my face would get stolen and worn like a mask.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

The awkward hip jut is just wonderful, no matter the angle. No, brick. Shoving your hip off to the side like an animu character doesn't work. Pushing your ass back like the world's thirstiest bottom doesn't make make your midriff top look ladylike. You look like an autistic dude standing uncomfortably, not a woman with hips.

 

[Gaysquirt]

Rule of thumb: If a troon has an anime avatar, then they're guaranteed to be ugly as fuck irl.

Holy fucking true.lol I love to ask em how many filters does that have?

 

[31 Black]

Man, filtering to the point you don't even have a nose.

It's like he wants to be an anime character more than he wants to be a girl.

 

[grandpasatan]

It's like he wants to be an anime character more than he wants to be a girl.

That's like 90% of trannies: They want to be teenage (in the best case scenarios...) anime girls because that's what makes them hard and it looks fun and exciting and everyone would love them. Girls/women are human beings, and that's a boner killer. Misogyny only allows for the love of woman-shaped things, not actual women.

I've now seen so many social media accounts that list a fursona or something equally as dumb and imaginary with the same vehemence as their tranny status that I'm still so disappointed in how many of my friends still blindly handmaiden for them.

 

[JCnGGd32]

Not even a week later and I was hit again with a double whammy. I hope you fellas can appreciate how hard it is being a lesbian on tinder - it’s like walking through a minefield of troons.

Today I introduce…

Spoiler: Sarah 2

And also…

Spoiler: Michelle

 

[squidward tentacles]

I hope you fellas can appreciate how hard it is being a lesbian on tinder - it’s like walking through a minefield of troons.

Stay strong sister. Your true and honest GF is out there somewhere.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Not even a week later and I was hit again with a double whammy. I hope you fellas can appreciate how hard it is being a lesbian on tinder - it’s like walking through a minefield of troons.

Today I introduce…

Spoiler: Sarah 2

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And also…

Spoiler: Michelle

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Let's see... "Sarah" is obviously skinwalking some girl he fapped to when he was in his mid teens. Probably was named "Sarah" or some variation thereof.

And I assume "Michelle" has a toxic waste dump for a mouth going by how tight those lips are closed. ... If it's an attempt at duckface, then damn those are some thin lips.

 

[You're MDNWU]

So...

I was perusing Reddit, when I came across this ad:
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Curious, I downloaded...
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I got to the point where it needed a face to verify and bailed. Anyone braver than me wanna hop in and check to see if its been infected or not?

I joined out of curiosity/boredom.

Men seemingly can't select to be dominant. Typical findom scammers, obese women, and people lost. But this is all on the straight side and I can't imagine how bad the lesbian side is.

 

[Printemps]

What the fuck does “female led power dynamics” even mean?!

I’m like 50/50 whether this is an attempt at a lesbian app, or some kind of tranny trap.

“Prohibited behavior”?!? Sending dick pics or being “transphobic”?!

Literally everything on their site could go both ways.

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"Female-led dynamics" means femdom. That's why men can't select that they're dominant, because it's a dating app for people who want to be submissive to women.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

And I assume "Michelle" has a toxic waste dump for a mouth going by how tight those lips are closed.

An attempt at the patented Zinnia Jones cat-asshole smirk.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

Goddamnit Austin

 

[JCnGGd32]

More to add.

Introducing:

Spoiler: Holly

Also, it seems I’ve completely run out of lesbians in my area. I’ve circled back around to the original Sarah (the demon face one). Got some unfiltered images this time.

Spoiler: Sarah 1 - Director’s Cut

Couldn’t get the close up face shot to work - parsing failed?

 

[Ed Special]

It's no wonder """Sarah""" likes horses, given that he has the face of one.

 

[DatBepisTho]

It's no wonder """Sarah""" likes horses, given that he has the face of one.

No questions about your long, buggy-eyed face when the whole herd squad of gorls look the same, amirite?

He looks like he's skinwalking a galpal of mine tho and I am having a discomfort. ):

 

[PetiteFeet]

It's no wonder """Sarah""" likes horses, given that he has the face of one.

Be nice to horses.

 

[JCnGGd32]

I have another double whammy. Today I introduce:

Spoiler: Ashe

Cringe millennial.

And also (horrifying warning):

Spoiler: Lucinda

Clock the size of this one and his gigantic men’s boots!

 

[JCnGGd32]

Even more.

Meet: Lydia. Now Lydia is obviously Lydia Deetz from beetlejuice. He included one photo of a young Winona Ryder. Funnily, Lydia here seems aware enough to not show his face. He is NOT aware enough to realise that the body parts he does show are extremely masculine.

Spoiler: Lydia

See also, Specs, who is … not entirely female looking. … to say the least

Spoiler: Specs

 

[exhausted]

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Christ, that is a rough 34.

 

[Ed Special]

Christ, that is a rough 34.

Night shift does things to a nigga.