Off-Topic Transphobic Animals - Pets and other animals who sniff out frauds or react negatively to troons

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

So yes, exactly what it sounds like. Dogs who sniff out trans"women" and act accordingly. Parrots who continue to repeat the deadname of their owners. Cats who hiss or claw at those who make themselves ugly and smelly. And animals of all species (pets, wild animals, etc) who piss on, shit on, claw up, chew up, or otherwise disrespect symbols related to transgender ideology.

Stories about your own pets, or animals you've observed, also work.

Here's my tax to start us off:

 

[Fapcop]

Kids and animals man! Kids and animals! They know what’s up!

 

[fake farts]

Thousands of years of evolution have allowed animals to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to animals. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pet home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

 

[Rapunzel]

This is fucking hilarious.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Thousands of years of evolution have allowed animals to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to animals. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pet home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

I have a dog from one of the reputed "smartest breeds" and I've noticed she's "triggered" by anything that could be construed as an attempt to deceive or disguise oneself. Face masks are the big one in recent years, but also for instance she started going off at a guy who was carrying a big potted plant such that it covered his face. And she hates troons. She barks at them the same way she barks at intruders. I tell her to leave it but she sits there and mutters under her breath. It makes obvious evolutionary sense why a smart animal would develop a feel for "you're trying to trick me."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

r/asktransgender - Dog scared of men - and my trans wife

70 votes and 41 comments so far on Reddit

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https://archive.ph/https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/949mr0/dog_scared_of_men_and_my_trans_wife/

r/asktransgender - How do I get my parrot to stop saying my brother's deadname?

1,238 votes and 162 comments so far on Reddit

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https://archive.ph/https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/oun4f3/how_do_i_get_my_parrot_to_stop_saying_my_brothers/

r/trans - Is my dog transphobic??

10 votes and 27 comments so far on Reddit

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Is my dog transphobic?? : trans

archived 30 Dec 2022 18:28:57 UTC

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Links to some of the screencaps I have posted above.


Edit: Yet another video to add to the tax:

 

[fake farts]

 

[Sprate Header]

The fact there's enough examples of this to warrant the creation of its own dedicated thread is hilarious in and of itself.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Do transphobic furries counts for this thread?

 

[DrNow]

There’s a parrot that only bites men or something. There was a photo after somebody tried handling it with a mark on their hand. It was like the parrot knew straight away.

 

[Punished Neco]

I had a really good one that I thought hadn't been posted but then I reloaded and noticed it was the sole video in the OP that didn't load first time around.
Gigachad Parrot.

There’s a parrot that only bites men or something. There was a photo after somebody tried handling it with a mark on their hand. It was like the parrot knew straight away.

Pretty sure you mean this one, it's iconic due to the death stare from the parrot, nothing to do with transphobia/mtf's or ftm's though.

 

[Kiwi Sneed Snake]

Probably going to get doxxed by my dog but fuck it.
I gave my low content wolf dog an "emotional support shark".

After explaining the symbology behind it to her, she decided to preform a bottom surgery on it.

Which was a resounding success!!

 

[Boyfriend Free Girl]

Those 'deadnaming' parrots are my spirit animals

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This is a hilarious idea for a thread and has earned an instant follow from me.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I don't know if this is a troll, but:

https://youtu.be/VSB_aRaWwdw

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

This is the single greatest thread on the Farms. I love it so much.

I demand more good boys and girls! More! MORE!

 

[Panzerfrau]

So... We have a transphobic animal thread now?

My doggo is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even he was visibly upset and uncomfortable when my tranny ex started prancing around the house in makeup and dresses. He would hide in the corner and wouldn't let mr tranny to pet him.
He didn't like him very much in general, because he's a rescue with some trauma around men. My ex was sometimes butthurt over it.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

https://medium.com/prismnpen/my-friend-the-angry-transphobic-cat-71ee17ea3198

https://archive.ph/id6xA

Maybe the cat is trying to tell you something.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I cannot edit my previous post, so here's some anti-lgbtqp horses.

 

[Fapcop]

I cannot edit my previous post, so here's some anti-lgbtqp horses.

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LMAO! Based horses! Of course a dignified yet intelligent flock animal is skilled at recognizing predators.