💬 Off-Topic Transphobic Animals - Pets and other animals who sniff out frauds or react negatively to troons

[notafarmer]

not really, i used to think this too but if that was the case there would not be this many gaydens trying to hook up with real gay men. Most pooners are fujoshis that took their yaoi fetish too far.
Just like most MTFs transbians FTMs are most of the time straight girls that are still into men, if they really were really trying to avoid men not thinking of them sexually they would not be on grindr showing off their boobs or zippertits with "boy pussy slut bottom looking for gay daddy" on their profiles

Spoiler: sperging about TIF's

dood's have subsets of what type they are. some TIFs transition as a form of self harm. because they're women they turn their hate inwards. troons are overbearing and reee because they're men and they're used to externalizing things and not being challenged. usually they were incels, then pornrot and AGP thoughts get normalized to them. I digress

it's possible the sad abused TIF's aren't as common as fujo types. PL the pooners I've known were self-hating lesbians who were abused and disassociated. fujo TIF's are fairly common online, like AGP troons. very loud and annoying. I've interacted with one maybe once and I clocked her because her name was some Fandom shit only women are into (think a doctor who name or the name of a marvel character) but I thank God my knowledge of that type of pooner is mostly limited to screenshots on this website

more troon reeing
link - archive

My dog outed me to my mom : )​

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This sounds like a clickbait but it's actually not far from reality. Last saturday I came out to my parents. Today I was talking to my mom about if she suspected anything prior to me coming out. She apparentely knew since march of last year! I asked her what one thing made her most supicious that something was going on. Maybe me shaving my forearms? Maybe me letting my hair grow long? Maybe me painting my nails with a clear coat? No. She knew I was dressing up based on strange behavioir of our dog.
When I was in the closet I would dress up in girl clothes, heels, wig and makeup when no one was home. No one, except for the dog. I did not worry about that because I would never imagine our dog outing me.
When everyone was at home and I would open the door to my room to go to the living room the dog would hide from me. At the time they would even ask if I were abusing our dog, why was she scared of me? She was actually scared of my doors opening, because she was worried that a stranger with a long blonde hair and clicking high heels would come out instead of "me".
Never underestimate the detective abilities of your mom to connect the tiniest of facts. If you are currentely in the closet, your mom may know already.

tl;dr Troon terrifies his dog by being an AGP nightmare. mom thinks the dog is being abused by the troon. mom connects the dots and tells her AGP son she understands why the dog was so freaked out now. mom presumably burying the shame of birthing a troon. Attached are a few troons relating to this.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

mom thinks the dog is being abused by the troon.

Now that mom knows her son is a troon, she also has confirmation that the dog is probably being abused.

 

[kiwi the bird]

The $700 model is both an STP and pack n play. Pretty decent prosthetic work, honestly. Why would anyone get a rotdog with prosthetics like this available?

True and honest men don’t have a bespoke, hyper realistic dildo that they choose the color, rigidity, and circumcision status. Hyper realistic squishy testicles are stupid. It’s not realistic to insert a stick into your plastic pork sword to reach proper hardness. It doesn’t matter if it comes in different textures or is ribbed for her pleasure.

Real men get ROT DOGS. They make appointments to get flayed alive, nerve damage, and a meat cylinder attached to their pubic bone. No balls. Only meat tube. Don’t forget the pump to blow your dick up to proper hardness! It will probably break but that’s expected. You have no feeling in it and she experiences no pleasure as a strangely smooth tube of flesh enters her. It’s very manly not to care for a woman’s pleasure.

I spend way too much time look at the medical horrors of GRS and spent more time than is healthy looking at prosthetic penises. The craftsmanship is incredible and I’m amazed at all the different types of plastic dick they have. They have things to put under the flaccid flesh to make it bumpy?! The entire engineering that went into this is truly amazing! This shit is hand painted and the variety of skin colors could satisfy the diversity needs of a chronically online Twitter user.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

. No balls

I spend way too much time look at the medical horrors of GRS

That's clearly not the case cos every SRS thread regular knows a helluva lot of these girls get the human equivalent of neuticles put in under their rotdog or metoidioplasty. They are often comically disproportionate to the size of both the body and the fake dick, and it's never not hilarious.

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Now that mom knows her son is a troon, she also has confirmation that the dog is probably being abused.

This was my assumption too. I hope she's kicked him out, or at least makes sure he has no alone time with the poor dog. Being suspicious of troons is one thing but if it's terrified of him then he's likely also been diddling it

 

[Procrastinhater]

LMAO! Bestest doggie!

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Doggie going straight past dog-purgatory and into doggie-heaven when that day comes!

This ridiculous woman expects them to pay $700 bucks to replace her stupid fake dick she stuffs down her pants to LARP as a man?

If she was fucking dumb enough to pay that much for a fucking retarded rubber cock that nobody but her would ever see that's her own problem.
You don't need $700 bucks for your custom silly fake penis Li'l Pooner. If you're really so delusional and so insecure you need your "packer" then buy an everyday off the shelf one. No one's ever gonna see it but you anyway.
Try a "Mr Limpy (Large)" I hear they're a big seller among women who like flaccid silicone dicks.
Ridiculous woman.

The $700 model is both an STP and pack n play. Pretty decent prosthetic work, honestly. Why would anyone get a rotdog with prosthetics like this available?

BWAHAHAHAH!
That's so fucking stupid lol. The fucking pube wig at the top.

So it's a custom packer for Pooners with piss fetishes?
Jesus imagine finding your dog chewing that fucking thing, I'd be searching the property for a dead trespasser. That thing is an abomination.
Not worth $700 either I bet they're put together in a Taiwan sweatshop for about $12 bucks a pop.
Fucking lol.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The idea of a mutt chewing on a 700$ photo-realistic prosthetic penis just sends me over the fucking moon laughing, even more so that the pooner then LOUDLY COMPLAINED about this photo realistic penis being chewed on to its friends.


I wish this pooners could realize the level of cringe this is.
"HELP!! A DOG MAULED MY PENIS!!!"
"Oh my god! do you need a hospital!?"
"what? no, I meant my packer"

 

[monstrous bubo]

Thank you @OrionBalls for finding li’l pooner’s packer. The copy is fucking superb, e.g.

ProFlow​

Your wildest streams come true.

We managed to get the highest rate of flow ever through the STPpro. When designing the new model, we wanted to focus equally on functionality as well as appearance. This led us to create a larger funnel with less taper, which even further reduces bottlenecking and overflow.

The average rate of urine flow is between 10ml and 20ml per second. With the STPpro, we were able to maintain a rate of 37.63ml per second...nearly double the national average! In comparison, our previous STP models can handle up to 23ml per second…still well above standard.

„The national average”? Of what? I really don’t want to go down this rabbit hole.

 

[Otterly]

They don't understand why someone is a Troon, they just know it's someone being deceptive, which sets off their alarms response.

Counterpoint: cats can see demons

The national average”? Of what? I really don’t want to go down this rabbit hole.

I am sure I’ve read somewhere that all healthy animals, regardless of size, take 21 or so seconds to empty a full bladder at full stream.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

A lot of animals don't like disguises, or anything that conceals someone's identity. Same reason a lot of animals don't like hats or sunglasses.
That's why they hate Troons.
They can see someone trying to pass themselves off as something they are not and it makes them suspicious.
They know what women look and smell like. They know what men look and smell like.

From the animals perspective, here's someone who is clearly a man, but he's trying to make everyone think he's a woman.
(Double sniff to make sure)
Definitely a man!
A man in a dress wtf?!?
What's his game?
This guy is up to something!

They don't understand why someone is a Troon, they just know it's someone being deceptive, which sets off their alarms response.

This is one of my favorite things.

Even the dog knows, troon. Give it up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is one of my favorite things.

Even the dog knows, troon. Give it up.

A dogs sense of smell is millions of times more sensitive than ours they can probably smell the rank combination of artificial estrogen, poor hygeine, and necrotic stinkditch coming off the Troon before it even enters visual range.
With parrots it's probably visual, plus parrots are extremely intelligent and likely notice visual cues as well as we can, with dogs it's likely the artificial estrogen (or testosterone in the Pooners case) creating a weird chemical cocktail that's confuses the doggos nose and puts them on alert.
As for cats, yeah they can see demons.
As far back as Ancient Egypt and Babylonia, even Akkadians used to keep cats around temple to warn them of and to scare off evil spirits.

 

[Ish Kabibble]

You have to be smarter than the dog
... this pooner sadly.was not. Sounds like pooner did notw ash said packer very well...and if it was that damn important it should have been locked in the closet...good doggie!

 

[supersh7nee]

Many dog toys are made of rubber. So a dog finding a squishy silicone thing that smells like someone he knows and also smells like crotch makes for a fantastic toy for the good boy. Any homes with toy obsessed dogs know you don’t leave any valued stuffed animals lying around either because they also resemble toys to any dog that’s looking for fun. No use blaming the dog for just doing what he’s supposed to do. And if it was so important to her, why wasn’t she wearing it?

I just hope the dog didn’t suffer any ill effects from his playtime.

 

[#58fb58]

tl;dr Troon terrifies his dog by being an AGP nightmare. mom thinks the dog is being abused by the troon. mom connects the dots and tells her AGP son she understands why the dog was so freaked out now. mom presumably burying the shame of birthing a troon. Attached are a few troons relating to this.

abusing the dog or being a tranny, they apparently were going to do nothing but say "we know"

oh okay. that's not putrid or anything.

there's already too many dogs like too many kids dying for a good home, why ask if any of them are happy when you know they aren't?

just let the abused be abused. only a nigger would do that but ok.

 

[El-ahrairah]

The $700 model is both an STP and pack n play. Pretty decent prosthetic work, honestly. Why would anyone get a rotdog with prosthetics like this available?

That's not a pack n play, THIS is a pack n play.



So many rotdog owners talk about their meatstick like it's a baby, I guess this is just an extension of that. Misplaced motherly instincts, maybe.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

LMAO! Bestest doggie!

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Doggie going straight past dog-purgatory and into doggie-heaven when that day comes!

Before I forget, link and archive:

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMMen/comments/1eyacal/please_help_expensive_packer_destroyed/

https://archive.is/sCICP

 

[klarine]

while there is never any discussion of the possibility that MTFs are trooning out because they were beaten by their moms or raped by their football coach

There are discussions about it, and quite a few male detransitioners say they have been abuse victims too. It's just that regardless if they have been abused or not, the MTFs are usually the most degenerate online and it becomes difficult to show empathy to someone that only posts pictures of their railed asshole on reddit.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

I think the Haus of Decline's tranny meltdown has been so rapid that it might be trauma or stress related, but he's still constantly being disgusting in the process.

 

[Thé au lait]

PL the pooners I've known were self-hating lesbians who were abused and disassociated.

I just want to butt in and say that 70% of gender clinci referrals are women, and 70% fo those women are both gay and victims of sexual assault, so it's the same as you describe

 

[AnOminous]

I know horses get spooked by those Pride crosswalks.

Even in the outdoors, some patch of color that's out of place will spook them sometimes. Like some differently colored sand or dirt or a flower. Sometimes they associate a color with some traumatic event involving that color and shy away from it afterwards. Or sometimes it just startles them by being out of place.

So I imagine some ugly ass abomination like a modern Pride flag would set off all kinds of alarms, having multiple weird colors in it.

Or maybe they just assume anything involving those colors involves people who probably rape animals too.

Sorry for exposing you to troons you didnt deserve that

Cats are relatively smart animals that are both predators and sometimes prey, so they have a sense for predators.

 

[BunchofMunch]

Many dog toys are made of rubber. So a dog finding a squishy silicone thing that smells like someone he knows and also smells like crotch makes for a fantastic toy for the good boy. Any homes with toy obsessed dogs know you don’t leave any valued stuffed animals lying around either because they also resemble toys to any dog that’s looking for fun. No use blaming the dog for just doing what he’s supposed to do. And if it was so important to her, why wasn’t she wearing it?

I just hope the dog didn’t suffer any ill effects from his playtime.

My dog always shake toys a lot when playing, and now I can't get the mental image of him vigorously shaking an ultra realistic rubber penis out of my head.. *flopflopflopflop*