💬 Off-Topic Transphobic Animals - Pets and other animals who sniff out frauds or react negatively to troons

Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
For the sake of changing the subject back to the original topic, I just discovered a THIRD incident of a dog eating a pooner's fake pingas:

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I'm just so fucking livid and devastated right now. This is the second packer my dog has chewed up. I love the little guy, but hot damn this sucks. The first one wasn't a big deal because it was cheap, but this one was $80... It was the first packer I could use as an stp I'm public (in a stall, but still). It not the dog's fault for thinking it was a toy, but I was already dealing with more dysphoria this week than I had in a while...

Also, I have therapy in 30 minuets. I don't know if I'm about to tell my therapist that my dog ate my dick.

I just wanted to vent here because all of this is funny, depressing, and frustrating at the same time, and I don't know anyone else who would understand this whirlwind.
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So it has happened before? And if her dog can reach on top of a desk, wouldn't the logical case of action be to secure it somewhere enclosed away from the top of the desk? Why would you leave a packer on a desk in the first place? Especially if you know your dog's abilities?

Do these people not take care of their belongings at all? Wait, nevermind, they don't even take care of their bodies either.
 
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sunky said:
wouldn't the logical case of action be to secure it somewhere enclosed away from the top of the desk?
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She might have just taken it out to change clothes or something. Yea you shouldn't leave shit out if you know the dog can eat it but are you really going to put something in a box then get changed then take it back out. It's one of those things that you're never going to remember to do. Dogs just do dumb shit sometimes and it's just one of those things that you should do but is basically impossible to stick to irl. It's like locking your door when you take the bins out, technically you should but fucking no one is doing that shit. Sometimes you put shit down for a minute while you do something and then turn around and the dogs trying to eat it.
 
The stories from troons have to be disregarded out of hand. They are the ultimate 'unreliable narrators'.

The stories from normal people though... I wonder if the dog is picking up on something like a hormonal presence that's suddenly become the scent version of polka music. Couple that with a wig and no doubt pervy, self-conscious movement and a woman impression in the voice and I can see how the dog would get severely creeped out.
 
Hooked on phobics said:
Dogs and cats have ACUTE smells, and theres been cases of cats who could predict death accurately. A cat in a hospital would always cuddle up to the next to die, it was 100% accurate, my guess is they could smell very cryptic things. Maybe humans emit certain distinct pheromones distinct to sex, or their recognition of patterns is different enough to pick up on subtle stuff, it could even be particles, waves, or emissions, or whatever that we don't even HAVE instruments to detect yet, but they can.
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That's why it's called a Cat Scan.
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...and Lab Results. 😁
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Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
For the sake of changing the subject back to the original topic, I just discovered a THIRD incident of a dog eating a pooner's fake pingas:

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I'm just so fucking livid and devastated right now. This is the second packer my dog has chewed up. I love the little guy, but hot damn this sucks. The first one wasn't a big deal because it was cheap, but this one was $80... It was the first packer I could use as an stp I'm public (in a stall, but still). It not the dog's fault for thinking it was a toy, but I was already dealing with more dysphoria this week than I had in a while...

Also, I have therapy in 30 minuets. I don't know if I'm about to tell my therapist that my dog ate my dick.

I just wanted to vent here because all of this is funny, depressing, and frustrating at the same time, and I don't know anyone else who would understand this whirlwind.


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One of the replies says "...decorate a Micheal's box."
You cannot make a real man decorate a Micheals box to save his life. These poor girls will never understand how they will never be a man.
 
General Emílio Médici said:
I saw this and just had to share

Elephants can determine ethnicity, gender, and age from acoustic cues in human voices

Elephants Classify Human Ethnic Groups by Odor and Garment Color

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Not only can they clock trannies they can also tell your ethnic background
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The Un-Clit said:
Those stories of rogue elephants raiding funerals of Pajeets, scattering the mourners like straws and desecrating the corpses now suddenly make total sense.
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That also would explain why Hannibal decided to cross the Alps with elephants to try to attack Rome. Shame that it didn't work out in the end, but give him props for trying.
 
General Emílio Médici said:
I saw this and just had to share

Elephants can determine ethnicity, gender, and age from acoustic cues in human voices

Elephants Classify Human Ethnic Groups by Odor and Garment Color

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Not only can they clock trannies they can also tell your ethnic background
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The Un-Clit said:
Those stories of rogue elephants raiding funerals of Pajeets, scattering the mourners like straws and desecrating the corpses now suddenly make total sense.
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Thiletonomics said:
That also would explain why Hannibal decided to cross the Alps with elephants to try to attack Rome. Shame that it didn't work out in the end, but give him props for trying.
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"I like elephants, and God likes elephants," - Terrence Andrew Davis, the Smartest Programmer Who Ever Lived.

God and Terry both had a damn good reason to love elephants after all.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
I have a dog from one of the reputed "smartest breeds" and I've noticed she's "triggered" by anything that could be construed as an attempt to deceive or disguise oneself. Face masks are the big one in recent years, but also for instance she started going off at a guy who was carrying a big potted plant such that it covered his face. And she hates troons. She barks at them the same way she barks at intruders. I tell her to leave it but she sits there and mutters under her breath. It makes obvious evolutionary sense why a smart animal would develop a feel for "you're trying to trick me."
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It's because dogs are trained to be your guards. It's why they always seemingly "bark at nothing" too or anyone too close to the fence that they don't personally know. Biologically in their DNA they understand that someone who refuses to show their face is bad news. It's why Muslims want to kill all dogs as well. Dogs growl and bark at intruders and those who wear masks, thus, hijabs, troons and violent revolutions get growled and barked at. Dogs don't like deception.
Kiwi Sneed Snake said:
Probably going to get doxxed by my dog but fuck it.
I gave my low content wolf dog an "emotional support shark".

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After explaining the symbology behind it to her, she decided to preform a bottom surgery on it.

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Which was a resounding success!!
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The Ikea shark was stolen by the troons though, it never belonged to them, you lied to your dog, it's just a fluffy shark. It only means troon shit if the one who owns it is a troon.
Remember, dogs don't like deception. It will remember this in the future.
Fapcop said:
Kids and animals man! Kids and animals! They know what’s up!
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Kids and animals see shit for what it is because they don't have any work forcing them to pretend otherwise. Similar to why old fucks often just say how it is as well. We all know what it is. But not all of us want to say it.
 
LopsidedLegend said:
It's because dogs are trained to be your guards. It's why they always seemingly "bark at nothing" too or anyone too close to the fence that they don't personally know. Biologically in their DNA they understand that someone who refuses to show their face is bad news. It's why Muslims want to kill all dogs as well. Dogs growl and bark at intruders and those who wear masks, thus, hijabs, troons and violent revolutions get growled and barked at. Dogs don't like deception.
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That would also explain why the CCP killed people's dogs during their Zero COVID Policy times for "disease prevention" purposes.
 
Hooked on phobics said:
I think greater than dumb or smart (besides maybe orange cats, maybe they love trannies) its more animals are far more primal in nature. The whole idea of a huge subset of societal rules instilled in someone is kinda a requirement of trans bs to be accepted. Like even assume you generate a conciousness from nowhere, with decent intelligence and BASELINE understanding of the world. They will see a tranny and think "why is this man trying to look like a woman?"

So for animals trying to make them accept that shit is just a no, its like trying to make a cat NOT want to chase quick moving small things. You are a man, and they aren't going to think "oh gee wizz I mean thinking that might hurt xirs feelings so I better be nice", they don't have time for that....literally, cats live what, 13 years? thats your average teenager AT BEST, with also an incurable language barrier. So even trying to get this AS A CONCEPT to them is an immense challenge, much less accept and respect it.
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SImilarly, a child will simply utter the most powerful word in the English Language and win. "WHY?" If a concept is retarded you will always lose to any 4 year old and forced to resort to argument from authority as a scare tactic in admission of defeat. It's a question adults are sadly all too often trained not to ask from schools or their parents. But it is the ultimate question against retarded bullshit.
 
LopsidedLegend said:
The Ikea shark was stolen by the troons though, it never belonged to them, you lied to your dog, it's just a fluffy shark. It only means troon shit if the one who owns it is a troon.
Remember, dogs don't like deception. It will remember this in the future.
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Hence the part "After explaining the symbology behind it to her"..... so I didn't lie to my dog.
And yes she hates anything thats uncanny including the few tranny's shes seen in the wild, although the 16% wolf in her won't help.

By the way she's shredded like 3/4 of those sharks by now they are a good size and cheap enough, so i always pick one up if the wife is buying crap.
Last time two of the dogs started playing tug of war with one and tore it in two lol.
 
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