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OK I don't play dbd but ever since the story dropped that a new enemy in it would be a deformed freak in a skirt voiced by a troon. I've always belived the unknown is actually every restless soul of every tranny who ever necked themselves amalgamated into a hideous reflection of what they were in life and how they died. It makes all those times it attacks female survivors all the more poetic
>Dylan Mulvaney drove his diesel truck up to the Vatican Lawn.
>"Damn I love being a woman" he said, punching an elderly nun as he climbed out.
>"I think we should maybe stop transitioning toddlers" whimpered the pope; "Shut up MAGAtard" came the reply from behind a veil of cigar smoke.
>"Please si...ma'am" said the nebbish pontiff, "Mutilating and sterilizing children to get their parents and teachers social media likes is unethical and will leave them with a lifetime of uncurbable misery and pain. They don't even know what gender is."
>"Sounds like NAZI NONSENSE to me" guffawed Mulvaney, his very presence introducing puberty blockers into the ecosystem as he cracked a Bud Light
>"This is LGBTQIA+ country now, boy" he proclaimed before shooting at visiting catholic schoolchildren with an unregistered pastel painted AR-15.
>The children scattered in terror, priests sheltering their favorite altar boys from the soy greased bullets that now ripped through the basilica
>"Kek" said Mulvaney, as he poured a jerry can of bathtub oestrogen into the local water source. "This is based. Wait until reddit hears about this"
When I first saw this tweet my heart jumped to see Rowling referring to "cows' milk". Could she really be a Farmer? After all, she has posted "cope and seethe" before (archive)
Goddamnit, this actually made me laugh out loud
Violet Cassandra Ocean isn't going to be happy