Speaking of narcissists, here are two NPC-inspired portraits of Amanda Jetté Knox, the non-binary selfie queen herself, in various emotional states, that I have prepared for deployment in whatever meme shenanigans you see fit, as I have always been one to encourage creativity in others.
A better comparison would be:
"How come I get hot and bothered by a gangly beast even though he's in a skirt, but I feel cold like a fish while around girls who have shaved heads and boy's clothing? I thought I was supposed to like boys.
The latter insist they're 'real boys', while insisting that the skirt-wearing slenderman is not male. Halp."