Trent is dead - I killed him

[Trombonista]

Yeah, that's right. Trent is no more. I hit him with my car on the way home from the pizzeria.

Any other questions?

 

[Niggernerd]

Did you hit his asshole?

 

[PhoBingas]

Was Trent a CIA neighbor?

 

[Trombonista]

Did you hit his asshole?

I wish. Got him right in the abdomen.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

are you sure he's actually dead?

 

[Trombonista]

are you sure he's actually dead?

Yeah, I backed over him twice to make sure.

 

[Pissmaster]

A bunch of Obama's Chosen People tried to kill Trent one day and actually managed to do so but then Trent came back to life 3 days later and now there are facilities worldwide where they give you wine and bread and tell you it's the blood and anal tissue from Trent's anus

 

[SIGSEGV]

Hella fake and gay

 

[A Hot Potato]

FAKE NEWS

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Did you bring us any pizza?

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Why didn't you just kidnap him?

 

[Trombonista]

Did you bring us any pizza?

Why didn't you just kidnap him?

This wasn't premeditated murder. I hit him by accident and then decided to finish the job.

 

[JULAY]

Well, @Shiversblood won't be happy to hear about this,

 

[Sam Losco]

Yeah, I backed over him twice to make sure.

Survivable. Plus, if the anus is intact, they can just transplant it to a new Trent. Trent was only Trent because of that magical anus.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Yeah, I backed over him twice to make sure.

Gayphobic.

 

[Captain Manning]

No big deal.

Now men will simply slam their penises into the anus of a corpse named Trent. I'm sure that it still gives much pleasure.

Ejaculate.

 

[Banditotron]

You've ruined everything. You piece of shit.

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Trombonista is just jealous that she can’t write as well as @Shiversblood

 

[Bemuse]

Did any presents leap out of the anus of Trent in the afterlife for you to enjoy?

 

[tehpope]

who is trent?