Trent is dead - I killed him

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Shiversblood said:
Let’s be honest here, Trent does have anus. Is Trent alive? Yes. Does Trent have cocks slammed into his anus? Yes.
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Anyone saying Trent is dead is an imposter. Me and you just 5 minutes slammed our cocks into his anus. Jealous motherfucking bastards create hate filled threads like this.

Trent's anus is for peace and joy. We JUST saw him a few minutes ago. It was hella pleasure
 
GHTD said:
Trent is a fed and I would not have sex with him.
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Are you trying to argue that Trent is actually a undercover cop who uses his anus to pleasure the cocks of men because he is trying to gather evidence to use against men in a court of law? Preposterous!
 
Shiversblood said:
Are you trying to argue that Trent is actually a undercover cop who uses his anus to pleasure the cocks of men because he is trying to gather evidence to use against men in a court of law? Preposterous!
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Yes.
 
It would be unethical for men to use their anus to pleasure men’s cock with their anus to gather evidence. No. Trent uses his anus for pleasure because he has a large anus and he understands that it does provide pleasure for men. Trent is a nice guy. He knows his anus could potentially bring about world peace. Trent is saving the world, one penis at a time.
 
Shiversblood said:
It would be unethical for men to use their anus to pleasure men’s cock with their anus to gather evidence. No. Trent uses his anus for pleasure because he has a large anus and he understands that it does provide pleasure for men. Trent is a nice guy. He knows his anus could potentially bring about world peace. Trent is saving the world, one penis at a time.
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True, Trent has even held charity events in the past. It's easy to see who has experienced Trent's anus and who hasn't, as all men who are mean to one another for seemingly no reason simply just need Trent's anus. All men build up pressure in their balls and need a release, and Trent always brings that release with his magical anus.

Trent is even in fact working with Elon Musk to try and solve the problem with what men will do when they go to Mars but start craving anus in the spaceship. It's been rumored that Trent may have to go along to Mars and hope everyone on Earth can handle him being gone for a few years due to the importance of Martian exploration. It is very possible that Trent may just be the first person to set foot on Mars, in fact.

But that won't be for a very long time so we'll see.
 
Shiversblood said:
Are you trying to argue that Trent is actually a undercover cop who uses his anus to pleasure the cocks of men because he is trying to gather evidence to use against men in a court of law? Preposterous!
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Yeah I do not think Trent would allow men to slam cock into his anus for the purpose of gathering evidence. But still its not beyond all possibilities

Shiversblood said:
It would be unethical for men to use their anus to pleasure men’s cock with their anus to gather evidence. No. Trent uses his anus for pleasure because he has a large anus and he understands that it does provide pleasure for men. Trent is a nice guy. He knows his anus could potentially bring about world peace. Trent is saving the world, one penis at a time.
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Much more likely. Trent's usual style. Take it in the ass just for the hell of it. To help people. Saving the world.

Pissmaster said:
True, Trent has even held charity events in the past. It's easy to see who has experienced Trent's anus and who hasn't, as all men who are mean to one another for seemingly no reason simply just need Trent's anus. All men build up pressure in their balls and need a release, and Trent always brings that release with his magical anus.

Trent is even in fact working with Elon Musk to try and solve the problem with what men will do when they go to Mars but start craving anus in the spaceship. It's been rumored that Trent may have to go along to Mars and hope everyone on Earth can handle him being gone for a few years due to the importance of Martian exploration. It is very possible that Trent may just be the first person to set foot on Mars, in fact.

But that won't be for a very long time so we'll see.
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The fuck? Elon Musk? Elon Musk only wants money. When he realises Trent whores his ass for free just because and he can never make a dollar off Trent Elon will drop Trent from all his future plans and Trent will never set foot on Mars. Trent takes cocks in his ass for free. As you said Trent holds charity events where men come by and slam throbbing hard cocks in his ass just for nothing. For the good of the world.

Yeah this isn't the first time someone brought up Elon Musk and Trent together. I was quick to shoot it down the last time as well. Trent anus cannot be made to profit. He enjoys taking cocks of men in his ass as a hobby, as a passion, he never charges. Though if he did obviously shit tons of money would be made hourly as men would empty their wallets to plow his ass and divorce their wives as well. It will never happen with Trent though. Trent is too generous
 
It’s not a job when you love what you do. That’s why he does it for free. Some men don’t have money. Trent allows them to ejaculate for free. In his anus. His anus is large.
 
formershroomeryuser said:
Yeah I do not think Trent would allow men to slam cock into his anus for the purpose of gathering evidence. But still its not beyond all possibilities



Much more likely. Trent's usual style. Take it in the ass just for the hell of it. To help people. Saving the world.



The fuck? Elon Musk? Elon Musk only wants money. When he realises Trent whores his ass for free just because and he can never make a dollar off Trent Elon will drop Trent from all his future plans and Trent will never set foot on Mars. Trent takes cocks in his ass for free. As you said Trent holds charity events where men come by and slam throbbing hard cocks in his ass just for nothing. For the good of the world.

Yeah this isn't the first time someone brought up Elon Musk and Trent together. I was quick to shoot it down the last time as well. Trent anus cannot be made to profit. He enjoys taking cocks of men in his ass as a hobby, as a passion, he never charges. Though if he did obviously shit tons of money would be made hourly as men would empty their wallets to plow his ass and divorce their wives as well. It will never happen with Trent though. Trent is too generous
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There's an ongoing debate in the scientific community as to whether or not it's a money-making scheme or it's for the well-being of the astronauts. It takes anywhere from 6 months to a year to get anything from Earth to Mars each way, so Trent would be gone for well over a year, maybe longer. Only pleasuring the astronauts aboard the ship. They would have Trent to themselves and nobody else would have anus and the entire world may enter a second shutdown not unlike the COVID-19 one we're all going through today. Some even speculate it's a scheme for Elon Musk to get Trent all to himself. Nobody truly knows what's going on with the situation due to media bias.

But on the other hand, imagine being an astronaut going to Mars and you're gonna be alone with your crewmates. For well over a year. With no anus. If your mental state starts to degrade, what happens? Will everyone aboard the ship cave and end up killing each other because there is no pleasure in space?
 
Pissmaster said:
There's an ongoing debate in the scientific community as to whether or not it's a money-making scheme or it's for the well-being of the astronauts. It takes anywhere from 6 months to a year to get anything from Earth to Mars each way, so Trent would be gone for well over a year, maybe longer. Only pleasuring the astronauts aboard the ship. They would have Trent to themselves and nobody else would have anus and the entire world may enter a second shutdown not unlike the COVID-19 one we're all going through today. Some even speculate it's a scheme for Elon Musk to get Trent all to himself. Nobody truly knows what's going on with the situation due to media bias.

But on the other hand, imagine being an astronaut going to Mars and you're gonna be alone with your crewmates. For well over a year. With no anus. If your mental state starts to degrade, what happens? Will everyone aboard the ship cave and end up killing each other because there is no pleasure in space?
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Oh no fucking way they need that anus on that space trip.

Hella real talk this is the best post I have ever read. I feel so educated and on point about the subject now. My only goal in life is to learn more about how important Trent's anus is to the peace of society and the fundamentals of the economy and the science division.

This era of science and progress is like watching Armageddon but with Trent on the ship when Bruce Willis goes to blow up the comet. Fucking super good shit.
 
What kind of car was it?

What's your alibi? Maybe you were jogging.
 
Magenta said:
Hello my name is Mr. Magenta and i like anus but i also like pizza. Vegetarian pizza with salami is my favourite.
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True. One time Mr Magenta was really nice he actually did buy a pizza from Little Caesars for Trent. And also brought a bottle of Merlot ofcourse with the pizza. Trent did say that he "goes" for Merlot. You can read between the lines of that sentence.
 
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