Trent: Searching for the truth
- Thread starter Shiversblood
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I was not expecting Trent to slam his penis into a man's anus but him also finding jesus within a paragraph has given me whiplash.
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August 2023. Drshoggoth was at home just chilling. He grabs a bottle of captain Morgan and just starts chugging. He pulls out his cell phone and calls Trent. “Hella sup.” Trent says in a whimsical way. “Anus anus anus.” Drshoggoth slurs into the phone. “What is going on here?” Trent says in a very confused manner. “Listen up you mother fucker. Anus etc. you send me some anus hahahah.” Drshoggoth says. “Whoa man. Are you okay?” Trent says. “Just send me anus immediately” Drshoggoth says then hangs up. Trent becomes concerned. He calls up ImaChavel. “What’s good in the blatant hood and BLaTANt!” Imachavel says. “Something is wrong with Drshoggoth.” Trent says. “I’m on my way.” Imachavel explains.
Drshoggoth is sitting in his house watching tv. He hears a pounding on the door. He moans. Then his cell phone rings. He answers. “Hey it’s me Trent. Me and Imachavel are outside. How about you come to the door man?” Trent says. “How about you bring your moms anus to my door.” Drshoggoth says. “Very funny but we and Imachavel are worried about you.” “I’m worried about the fact that I don’t have no beer.” Drshoggoth says. Suddenly a shadowy figure In The corner of the room says, “how about a bud light?” Drshoggoth quicks fires his pistol in that direction. But nobody was there. Suddenly his front door gets kicked down. Trent and Imachavel rush in. Drshoggoth opens fire shooting two shots at Trent but Trent dives to the floor and begins firing his machine gun and Imachavel begins opening fire Drshoggoth quickly leaps behind his couch for cover then sprints towards the basement, runs down the steps and runs into a room and locks the door. “We just want to talk to you!” Trent screams. “About what?” Drshoggoth screams. “I was a little offended by that Twitter post you made tonight!” Trent screams. “I stand by my words! This country has freedom of speech mother fucker!” Drshoggoth screams. “Hey Drshoggoth. Just come out of the room, but you can’t come out with a gun.” Trent explains. “I can’t come out with a gun?” Drshoggoth screams and then bursts out of the room with a gun raised in his hands, Trent who had already moments before threw down his machine gun and pulled out his pistol and he fires three shots shooting Drshoggoth directly in the chest. Drshoggoth falls to the ground Trent and Imachavel rush over. Trent kicks away the gun. Imachavel rips open Drshoggoths button down shirt, revealing a bullet proof vest. Imachavel checks his pulse. “The fool is still alive.” Imachavel says to Trent.
A few hours later Drshoggoth is awaken by someone throwing a cold bucket of water in his face. Drshoggoth tries to moves but discovers he is tied to a chair by rope. “Good morning Drshoggoth. Did you have a good nights rest?” Trent asks in a inquisitive manner. “A little.” Drshoggoth responds. “Cut the bullshit Drshoggoth. Now, I have some questions I need to ask you.” Trent says. “To what end?” Drshoggoth says. Trent pulls out a piece of paper he printed off his desktop computer. “Last night on Twitter, I screen capped and printed this picture of some tweets you said. Last you on Twitter you wrote, “the anus of a man named Trent provides pleasure for the cocks of men. I ejaculated semen into trents anus.” Why did you write this last night?” Trent asks. Sweat begins to run down Drshoggoths brow. “It’s the booze talking man. I was drinking some caption Morgan.” Drshoggoth says. Imachavel quickly punches Drshoggoth in the face. “Not good enough!” Trent screams. “I know you can’t remember man.” Drshoggoth says. “What?” Trent says. Suddenly Trent has a flashback. Homosexual men are being shot in the forehead. People are sprinting around. People are screaming. There are dead bodies everywhere and blood all around. “Trent!” Imachavel screams in a distance. Suddenly Trent sees Drshoggoth tackle Trent to the ground and slam his penis into Trents anus. “Pleasure for my penis!” Drshoggoth says, then he ejaculates semen into trents anus then pulls out his penis then begins shooting homosexual men in the forehead who are fast approaching.” “Gasp” Trent gasps as he Remembers the flashback. Trent points his pistol at the forehead of the tied up Drshoggoth.
Drshoggoth is sitting in his house watching tv. He hears a pounding on the door. He moans. Then his cell phone rings. He answers. “Hey it’s me Trent. Me and Imachavel are outside. How about you come to the door man?” Trent says. “How about you bring your moms anus to my door.” Drshoggoth says. “Very funny but we and Imachavel are worried about you.” “I’m worried about the fact that I don’t have no beer.” Drshoggoth says. Suddenly a shadowy figure In The corner of the room says, “how about a bud light?” Drshoggoth quicks fires his pistol in that direction. But nobody was there. Suddenly his front door gets kicked down. Trent and Imachavel rush in. Drshoggoth opens fire shooting two shots at Trent but Trent dives to the floor and begins firing his machine gun and Imachavel begins opening fire Drshoggoth quickly leaps behind his couch for cover then sprints towards the basement, runs down the steps and runs into a room and locks the door. “We just want to talk to you!” Trent screams. “About what?” Drshoggoth screams. “I was a little offended by that Twitter post you made tonight!” Trent screams. “I stand by my words! This country has freedom of speech mother fucker!” Drshoggoth screams. “Hey Drshoggoth. Just come out of the room, but you can’t come out with a gun.” Trent explains. “I can’t come out with a gun?” Drshoggoth screams and then bursts out of the room with a gun raised in his hands, Trent who had already moments before threw down his machine gun and pulled out his pistol and he fires three shots shooting Drshoggoth directly in the chest. Drshoggoth falls to the ground Trent and Imachavel rush over. Trent kicks away the gun. Imachavel rips open Drshoggoths button down shirt, revealing a bullet proof vest. Imachavel checks his pulse. “The fool is still alive.” Imachavel says to Trent.
A few hours later Drshoggoth is awaken by someone throwing a cold bucket of water in his face. Drshoggoth tries to moves but discovers he is tied to a chair by rope. “Good morning Drshoggoth. Did you have a good nights rest?” Trent asks in a inquisitive manner. “A little.” Drshoggoth responds. “Cut the bullshit Drshoggoth. Now, I have some questions I need to ask you.” Trent says. “To what end?” Drshoggoth says. Trent pulls out a piece of paper he printed off his desktop computer. “Last night on Twitter, I screen capped and printed this picture of some tweets you said. Last you on Twitter you wrote, “the anus of a man named Trent provides pleasure for the cocks of men. I ejaculated semen into trents anus.” Why did you write this last night?” Trent asks. Sweat begins to run down Drshoggoths brow. “It’s the booze talking man. I was drinking some caption Morgan.” Drshoggoth says. Imachavel quickly punches Drshoggoth in the face. “Not good enough!” Trent screams. “I know you can’t remember man.” Drshoggoth says. “What?” Trent says. Suddenly Trent has a flashback. Homosexual men are being shot in the forehead. People are sprinting around. People are screaming. There are dead bodies everywhere and blood all around. “Trent!” Imachavel screams in a distance. Suddenly Trent sees Drshoggoth tackle Trent to the ground and slam his penis into Trents anus. “Pleasure for my penis!” Drshoggoth says, then he ejaculates semen into trents anus then pulls out his penis then begins shooting homosexual men in the forehead who are fast approaching.” “Gasp” Trent gasps as he Remembers the flashback. Trent points his pistol at the forehead of the tied up Drshoggoth.
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