Triggered - SJW slasher movie

Ignoring how fucking awful everything looks (is this high-quality enough to be called a B-movie?), the basic premise is not unpromising... an insane Tumblrite SJW becomes a real victim after faking victimhood for attention. My only problem is then I'm supposed to be frightened for the SJW's safety.

Here's a better idea: make a Friday the 13th-like slasher where the audeince is really rooting for the villain as he brutally murders weepy professional victims one by one, then leaves taunting messages on their Patreons.
 
Ignoring how fucking awful everything looks (is this high-quality enough to be called a B-movie?), the basic premise is not unpromising... an insane Tumblrite SJW becomes a real victim after faking victimhood for attention. My only problem is then I'm supposed to be frightened for the SJW's safety.

Here's a better idea: make a Friday the 13th-like slasher where the audeince is really rooting for the villain as he brutally murders weepy professional victims one by one, then leaves taunting messages on their Patreons.

There is a slasher movie like that where you're really rooting for the killer and that's Slaughter High.
 
Three points:

1) Is that Amanda Wyss from the original Nightmare on Elm Street as the principal? Neat.

2) Is someone going to High School in Current Year going to really make a "Glenn Close boiling bunnies" joke? That movie's popularity was pretty short, and it would have been obscure in the mid-2000's.

3) Looks crappy, but still better than most of Blumhouse's output.
 
This is going to be a trainwreck of the most glorious kind.
This is one of those movies that is trying to pretend it's terribad, but unlike say, snakes on a plane that's made to be bad this is just gonna be a hunk of shit, with a cult following for being bad. Kitch status but the people who made it are very serious about it.

Things like movie night, drunk are all it's gonna be it's good for, if even that.
 
I checked the actress's instagram page because she has nice huge cans. https://www.instagram.com/meredith_mohler/
It's ironic how much she shows her cleavage in her instagram, yet this picture exists implying she doesn't like to be objectified
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I checked the actress's instagram page because she has nice huge cans. https://www.instagram.com/meredith_mohler/
It's ironic how much she shows her cleavage in her instagram, yet this picture exists implying she doesn't like to be objectified
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One icecream away from fatland, floppy tits, upper lip receding into his nose, narcissistic as fuck, feminist, dead eyes... yeah 100% on path to be a crazy catlady
 
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