Troll Accurately Predicted Bob's Death

[duckduckgoose]

http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/vie ... urger#1021

Posted on Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:05 am from the fake forum, but still Bob did die a year after the post was made.

I commute through Chris's area once or twice a week, and I happen to stop at a certain Burger King for breakfast.

Bob goes there every day because his horrible wife is too lazy too cook for him. He just sits there looking angry, like he's expecting a fight or something. He also looks really sickly, I don't think he's got more than a year left in him.

He shoots dirty eyes at everyone in the place, trying to act intimating. He's even glared at me a few times, but he's a frail old man , and just looks like he's got a stick up his butt. He's too much of a coward to confront anyone. I even if I wasn't a troll I bet he'd be angry because I am a homosexual.

So next time I have breakfast at Burger king, what should I do?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Trolling Train was 100% fake and was designed entirely to get a reaction out of Chris.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Brother, Trolling Train was 100% fake and was designed entirely to get a reaction out of Chris.

It's kinda telling, then, that this post didn't get a reaction out of him.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Bob was a million years old and a multiple heart attack survivor. "Less than a year left" would kind of be the default guess.

 

[bradsternum]

There's no predicting the death of an 84 year old heart attack survivor, there's only waiting.

 

[CatParty]

But Chris did remember in that post a plan was to have a troll work for Burger King.

 

[BillRiley]

But Chris did remember in that post a plan was to have a troll work for Burger King.

Which could be why he took that pic of the Burger King employee, or it could have just been his general paranoia. No way to know without asking, I suppose.

 

[Enig]

But Chris did remember in that post a plan was to have a troll work for Burger King.

Which could be why he took that pic of the Burger King employee, or it could have just been his general paranoia. No way to know without asking, I suppose.

I still say we comb Tumblr to see if Chris somehow slipped in there. I mean, think about it- the world's most wanted autist, hiding in a sea of social justice.

 

[Sophia Petrillo]

Bob was a million years old and a multiple heart attack survivor. "Less than a year left" would kind of be the default guess.

Nonsense. Bob had the body of a 40-year-old. A DEAD 40-year-old, mind you.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Brother, Trolling Train was 100% fake and was designed entirely to get a reaction out of Chris.

It's kinda telling, then, that this post didn't get a reaction out of him.

That's surprising, given that Chris always reacted to almost anything.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

He just sits there looking angry, like he's expecting a fight or something.

I know it's fake, but this line amuses me immensely.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Patti could have predicted Bob's death. I think everyone saw Bob's demise coming except Chris.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Wait. Bob died?! How? Base jumping accident?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Wait. Bob died?! How? Base jumping accident?

Russian Roulette. Badass way to go.

 

[José Mourinho]

If I recall correctly, I remembered that there was one topic on the Trolling Train about making the fake pages of Sonichu 11. Was that fake as well?

 

[Holdek]

If I recall correctly, I remembered that there was one topic on the Trolling Train about making the fake pages of Sonichu 11. Was that fake as well?

I don't know if it was related to Trolling Train, but someone made some fake pages of Sonichu 11: http://ccccjjjj.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=72

 

[Le Bateleur]

I was chatting with CatParty, and we were wondering how many times the trolls had predicted Chris would assault someone in a mall...