💬 Off-Topic Troon Dungeons - Squalid living conditions shown off by people of gender

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Powerlevel but this one time I was reading my housemate's Maxim and there was an article about how lads should decorate to get chicks in the mood and it said "No pictures of rocks, ice, or volcanoes. Chicks don't dig these."

I guess that makes me a man. And one who will never get laid, to boot.

(And I have shelves of shit I have collected. The rocks live in their natural habitat, which is outside.)

Srsly tho, I don't give a shit how "masculine" or "feminine" a house is. That kind of obsession leads to autists trooning or pooning out because they have the wrong decorations on the wall.
 
KiwiFuzz2 said:
No pictures of rocks
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The fuck do they want then? Fuckers want a months entire wage spent on some fucking shitty rock that doesn't even look good compared to modern synthetic gems but no my rock shelf with the cool raw black opals on it no that's too far. You want a rock on your finger 24/7 but god forbid I do the same to my walls?
 
KiwiFuzz2 said:
Srsly tho, I don't give a shit how "masculine" or "feminine" a house is. That kind of obsession leads to autists trooning or pooning out because they have the wrong decorations on the wall.
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It matters if you're obsessed with gender stereotypes, which everyone in that side is. A lot of changes are made by how much someone cares, window treatments aren't necessarily a "feminine" thing to have, but it's not a high priority for a heterosexual male, and deciding that you should put one up isn't an indictment of your sexuality.

What I find especially strange is that troons tend to be anti-social creatures but a lot of their identity revolves around how others see them, most of society's objections isn't that "why can't men wear a dress" but demanding that they are seen and treated like real women and all that it entails.
 
Xarpho's Return said:
If you want to be a woman--some tasteful framed pictures and maybe some flowers.
If you want to be a man--almost nothing on the wall.
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Quickly glancing around my own room and ~90% of the things on my walls are there solely to capitalize on the vertical real estate in a small room (shelves, coat hooks, etc.) with limited storage space.

KiwiFuzz2 said:
"No pictures of rocks, ice, or volcanoes. Chicks don't dig these."
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Unless there's something just absolutely horrendously bad in there, you've already gotten her back to your room and her attention is focused elsewhere. Unless you make a shitty joke about the volcano erupting and ejaculation.
 
glass_houses said:
So what are blokes supposed to have on their walls? Nothing but sports posters or "live life love" prints? Motorcycles and cars?
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They should take the hint from troons and decorate the walls with Sonic / Pokémon posters, cheap polyester flags (never ironed), fairy lights, satanic symbols. and delusional drawings of their crossover OCs.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
Isn't it more common these days for women to have their shiny rock collections/crystals out on display?
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Nah women have crystals for hippie shit. They don't have rocks they have polished and cut crystals and shit like that. Men just have the cool shit that someone pulled out the ground and then left it at that. Women like crystals that are spiritual and aesthetic. Men just want to dig a hole and find some interesting looking shit so are way more likely to just have something raw and uncut and still in the host rock.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Nah women have crystals for hippie shit. They don't have rocks they have polished and cut crystals and shit like that. Men just have the cool shit that someone pulled out the ground and then left it at that. Women like crystals that are spiritual and aesthetic. Men just want to dig a hole and find some interesting looking shit so are way more likely to just have something raw and uncut and still in the host rock.
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Speak for yourself, m8.
 
Guys like me who like lighting incense and have framed vintage Patrick Nagel prints: Well fuck me, I guess.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Nah women have crystals for hippie shit. They don't have rocks they have polished and cut crystals and shit like that. Men just have the cool shit that someone pulled out the ground and then left it at that. Women like crystals that are spiritual and aesthetic. Men just want to dig a hole and find some interesting looking shit so are way more likely to just have something raw and uncut and still in the host rock.
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The only rock I've ever considered displaying in my room was gifted to me by a toddler who found it and liked it enough to make a present of it. It's a very nice rock and has sat on my desk for years now.
 
Only thing I have displayed like this is a small sample of trinitite in a bottle. That's the green glass that was formed at the trinity nuclear test site
 
Lip Glossary said:
Guys like me who like lighting incense and have framed vintage Patrick Nagel prints: Well fuck me, I guess.
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No pussy for you, I guess; sorry I don't make the rules

When I was a small Nile my mom warned me that most boys would not enjoy seeing my collection of cool rocks, bones and fossils. She had no idea how long it took me to curate that collection
 
KiwiFuzz2 said:
Powerlevel but this one time I was reading my housemate's Maxim and there was an article about how lads should decorate to get chicks in the mood and it said "No pictures of rocks, ice, or volcanoes. Chicks don't dig these."

I guess that makes me a man. And one who will never get laid, to boot.

(And I have shelves of shit I have collected. The rocks live in their natural habitat, which is outside.)

Srsly tho, I don't give a shit how "masculine" or "feminine" a house is. That kind of obsession leads to autists trooning or pooning out because they have the wrong decorations on the wall.
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There’s nothing (some) women love better than a poster of volcano. I’ve got one myself of Kilauea that’s just stunning. The unnecessary gendering of random shit has me rolling my eyes, no wonder transgenderism caught on so much if we’re saying women can’t appreciate the natural beauty of a glacier.
 
100%ThatBitch said:
There’s nothing (some) women love better than a poster of volcano. I’ve got one myself of Kilauea that’s just stunning. The unnecessary gendering of random shit has me rolling my eyes, no wonder transgenderism caught on so much if we’re saying women can’t appreciate the natural beauty of a glacier.
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I'm honestly quite confused by what all this is supposed to warn about about. Like, are we talking about posters of real nature photography? Like NatGeo magazine covers of glaciers and volcanoes? I'm just curious because I always thought nature photography and landscape paintings were typically pretty inoffensive as far as home decor goes.
 
100%ThatBitch said:
There’s nothing (some) women love better than a poster of volcano. I’ve got one myself of Kilauea that’s just stunning. The unnecessary gendering of random shit has me rolling my eyes, no wonder transgenderism caught on so much if we’re saying women can’t appreciate the natural beauty of a glacier.
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All women should have an appreciation for the beauty of nature in its glory.
She's called MOTHER nature for a reason, fellas.
 
My cravat doesn't flutter said:
Unless there's something just absolutely horrendously bad in there, you've already gotten her back to your room and her attention is focused elsewhere.
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