Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The local Walmart has a troon working in the self-checkout area, which is very annoying. He's a typical AGP, in his mid-20s at the youngest but dresses in young teenage girl cloths under his Walmart vest. Shitty ratty troon hair that he puts butterfly clips in. He also found hot pink eye liner somewhere and wears it everyday, usually with lime green eyeshadow. Old Mexican women really like him for some reason.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why the hell did wanting to chop your dick off while being an ugly bald fuck end up becoming so popular?

It's Current Year, when identity politics went from Tumblr and fringe academia to the mainstream.

 

[JULAY]

That's what I find so strange about this shit. Transsexuals used to be fairly rare and tried hard as fuck to look the part.
Why the hell did wanting to chop your dick off while being an ugly bald fuck end up becoming so popular?

They can't get laid as men, so they think it's a cracking idea to try as women. And then they still don't get laid, and then they blame lesbians for being "terfs" who are transphobic for not fucking them.

 

[TokiBun]

I had a tranny coworker that me and the manager would gossip about and make fun of. Barry decided he was male but didn’t pass at all. Got all depressed when people called her a girl since she looked and sounded like one with a head cold. She and her “partner”, (another fake boy,) took me out to dinner once. Then when we went back to their apartment Barry’s boyfriend said he was having a schizo moment and locked himself in their room. I got uncomfortable and left then never spoke to them again.

My manager hated Barry for talking his ear off, acting girly and claiming every sort of mental or physical illness.

Barry if you ever read this you’re a shit head. Quit cosplaying as girls if you’re so desperate to be a boy. For god sakes I’m a woman and grow more convincing beard hair than you ever will.

 

[Zeelpulp]

Barry if you ever read this you’re a shit head. Quit cosplaying as girls if you’re so desperate to be a boy. For god sakes I’m a woman and grow more convincing beard hair than you ever will.

If you indeed ever read this thread Barry i have something to add,

Women are never right.
Double down brother.

It's also secret men only knowledge that a good rope burn to the neck makes a beard so full that Arabs blush.

 

[OneMillionRPM]

Was on a service call at a business and saw what initially looked to be a fat, ugly, middle-aged woman. When I went to go do my work, I suddenly heard a deep, unmistakably male voice and thought "wait, I only saw women working here? ...maybe the owner or something came in". Then the alleged woman came around, I heard the voice again from that same direction, and immediately I put two and two together. Oh, and the business was a mental health clinic.

Also had one come into our shop to drop off a dead gaming PC. This one was at least trying to change his voice, but his height and shape still gave him away. Once he left, morbid curiosity took over and I started digging through his hard drive, though all I really saw were a few furry porn games and some Discord memes. I should've booted from it just to see what I'd find there.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

I've got 2 lol

Theres a super tall one at our local Meijer. Wears heels so it's worse. Blatantly male and gross, dress with fishnets and leg hair, beard, etc. Usually with some fat dyke of unknown origin.

The 2nd one I actually discovered lived down the street from me earlier this year. I only found this out thru dating apps. Im a sucker for emo and E-girl aesthetics. Needless to say I find a short girl whos into that shit. I swipe. We get down to talking. Find out she lives right near the bowling alley. So do I. Get down to talking about a possible date, and she (he) hits me with the "oh btw im a guy".

Literally some Finnster level shit. I wasnt even mad. Just told them I wasnt into it. I've run into them once since at the dollar store, nice enough person.

 

[mr.moon1488]

There are three I've seen around me on a somewhat regular basis.
From "best" to worst.

Troon one: Tall skinny mutt dude with a five o clock shadow that walks around in these weird-looking floral maxi dresses. Smells funny and doesn't shave his legs. Always surrounded by fat chicks.

Troon two: Fat balding "white" dude who wears low cut dresses and has a hairy chest

Troon three: Not sure if it's a troon but only because it's so fucked up it's basically unidentifiable. All I can say is that it's a nigger with danger hair that rolls around in a wheelchair I doubt it actually needs.

 

[eDove]

My husband and I got stranded in Portland because trains are stupid. While waiting for a shuttle bus outside the train station, this skinny guy in a pink dress sauntered past us. I got a bad vibe immediately. His hair was feminine, but I looked and thought: "is that a guy?" Sure enough, he pulled his mask off briefly as he walked past us (not sure why) and it was clearly a dude. He walked with that girly mimicry gait that most women don't even do.

My husband has that obnoxious Trump mask, the one of Trump rising out of the sea on a tank with fireworks and an eagle carrying a gun -- y'know, you've seen it somewhere. At this point, it was hanging off of his ear. The tranny was walking, then all of a sudden, he turned around and stared directly at me.

Oh no, I thought, this guy's mad. He's going to confront us.

He ceased heading down the way and walked to us. I didn't want to get into some bitter discourse with an AGP. I was tired. But he walked up to us in his heels and spoke in a soft, gay voice. "Excuse me," he said as he pulled out a wallet thing and gestured it toward us, "would you like a Tarot reading?"

I was stunned. Granted, it could've been much worse. It was technically a friendly interaction. We declined. Maybe I should've ministered to him or whatever, but it didn't even cross my mind. Out of all the places, Portland Oregon is exactly where I'd expect that kind of situation to occur.

TL;DR: a pink-clad tranny offered a Tarot reading to my mate and I, unprompted.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I see them all the time every goddamned time I go grocery shopping or to the mall in this shithole state. Thankfully, I can't ever recall seeing any at Costco or any hardware stores.

I once saw a fat bald troon in Victoria's Secret at the mall just as I crossed the threshold into the store. I turned to leave right in the middle of an employee stationed at the door giving me her greeting. Normally, the staff are busy enough at that location that a door greeter isn't a thing. The mall wasn't slow at the time, so I can only imagine how many other women fucked off after noticing Bill Dauterive wearing slutty teen girls' clothes while rifling through the thong display.

A new VS bra just isn't worth it, even if it is on sale. Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

1) I was at Dallas International riding the tram between terminals. This flight attendant comes in, cute enough I guess, dressed in nice stockings and pumps as air waitresses usually are, younger side too. She ends up standing on my side of the tram. The very next stop, a troon gets on the opposite side of the car, 30+ manlet (or should I say true & honest womanlet?) greasy hair down to his shoulders, tight leader skirt, ankle boots, some pink back-pack, and a literal fucking MLP plushy. The only thing I'll give this one is that he wasn't displaying obvious male pattern baldness, but even on a tubby specimen, a chin & adams apple don't lie.
He looks around at all the fucking empty spots, and decides to stand RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND the flight attendant. Loudly mouth breathing. Like mouth breathing at her neck. Air waitress makes the smart move and gets off at the very next terminal, and as soon as she leaves the troon takes a seat.


2) Downtown Savannah after midnight. Don't be in Downtown Savannah after midnight. Its less about the danger shit, and more eh... weird shit.
Case and point I was with a small group of friends, we were leaving one of the riverside bars and walking up those old stone steps back to the main drag (pun intended), and coming up the stairs there is a hooker and his pimp. Two black guys, one dressed fairly normally, the other literally wearing nothing but lingerie and heels.
The troon is just standing there with his lips pursed like a duck and his arms out but wrists hanging down like a fucking velociraptor, while his pimp propositions passing tourists if they would like a night with "his lady" (pretty sure prostitution is illegal, but illegal never stopped a black guy in downtown Savannah when surrounded by tourists). We are all just trying pass without making eye contact, and fortunately some fat white faggot is ACTUALLY FUCKING INTERESTED. The fat white guy then walks off towards the bars with the black troon under his arm while the pimp just stands there counting his money. Nobody says anything for like 10 minutes until we get in line at the pizza place and then one of the girls is like "so uh... We all just witnessed that, right?"

 

[janedoe]

The local Walmart has a troon working in the self-checkout area, which is very annoying. He's a typical AGP, in his mid-20s at the youngest but dresses in young teenage girl cloths under his Walmart vest. Shitty ratty troon hair that he puts butterfly clips in. He also found hot pink eye liner somewhere and wears it everyday, usually with lime green eyeshadow. Old Mexican women really like him for some reason.

the walmart i frequent has a bunch of them working too. not surprised, i've seen a thread here on kiwifarms about a furry who shits their diapers while working at walmart so they will clearly hire anyone.
anyway the ones i see working are all balding neanderthals who wear things meant for teenagers or children, not enormous gross middleaged men. that shit unsettles me beyond belief.
so does their ugliness. i always use self checkout, but whenever one is standing around the self-checkout area i avoid making eye-contact at all costs because i know it will be obvious how repulsed i am if we meet gazes. shit just baffles me how little self awareness one could have, but i guess when your fetish is consuming your life and the internet is validating you for it you would have the guts to do anything.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

My husband has that obnoxious Trump mask, the one of Trump rising out of the sea on a tank with fireworks and an eagle carrying a gun

You chose well.

 

[Pisarski]

In my life I believe I've only knowingly encountered one troon in person. I was probably 12 and with my mother and sister in a Macy's. A fat man with gray hair in a feather fishnet hat, high heels, black dress, and other fishnet attire, walked by us. Hair was short (looked fully like a man in dress, no attempt to pass whatsoever, so I'm assuming he just started his "transition"). Me and my sister looked in shock, I eventually tried to ignore its existence and remained quiet until it passed. After leaving the store my mother visually disturbed said "Thank you for not saying anything." Not out of actual praise, but rather thankful we didn't catch the tranny's attention. Needless to say I'm still scarred to this day.

 

[Audit]

In a word, academia. In my time at various academic institutions, and boy is institution the right word to use, I have seen troons on a near weekly basis. Most of these are the comp sci skinny white guy with dyed hair and a shitty push up bra types or other generally dull ones. Sometimes you get the tall, masculine types that couldn't pass to save their lives and speak with a laughable falsetto. But there are two that still burn brightly in my memory years after the incidents.

The first was an overweight white guy. Without knowing any better, you'd think he were the typical cheeto's dusted neckbeard who plays way too much magic the gathering. Well, that was until he started bringing his bad dragon dildo into the college cafeteria and showing it off. No one reacted to it very strongly. Then again, this was an old fashioned Southern town that was blissfully unfamiliar with troons, furries, and other such deviants. He'd later mention that he was on HRT, which was probably the only reason anyone would think he was trans. Not sure why he wanted the estrogen, he already had perfectly serviceable man tits from being a 300 lb land whale.

The second could best be summarized as an anglophile tumblr doctor wholock larper. She was fairly short and came in wearing a bow tie and men's formal wear. You'd think she'd just stepped off of a doctor who set the way she was dressed. She was introduced by another girl as her "boyfriend" and felt the need to loudly declare to the room that she was actually a man.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Troon encounters irl are always hilarious. Recently I saw a fat, ugly, middle-aged agp dressed in clothes a toddler would wear just wandering up and down the street in Newcastle looking at his reflection in shop windows while people just openly mocked him. It was great.

Most of the ones I've interacted with have been boring though tbh. I worked with a mtf at one place and a ftm at another but they behaved themselves so I don't have any fun stories. The only time I've made one spaz out was when I tried to make polite conversation with a random mtf at a party and asked what their name used to be because I was curious if it was similar to their troon name but I hadn't got the memo about not mentioning that so they threw a hissy fit and left. So I didn't have to talk to them anymore, which was nice.

 

[IKOL]

Old Mexican women really like him for some reason.

Maybe because they have a pity over this miserable ratling?
Have no other explanation for you there...

 

[Iron Jaguar]

There's one working at my local Burger King. She calls herself "Jay", is all of 5' tall, has obvious tits, three or four tiny hairs on her upper lip, wears a corporate anti-harassment badge like this:

There's a bunch of other fags and lunatics working there, too.
In fact, pretty much all of the major fast food chains are pozzed now.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

I live in a progressive city so I see troons EVERYWHERE.

I basically play a game of "Dude or ugly chick" where I see someone that looks trans and see if it's a dude or just a really unfortunate woman.

There's no special cases like what you guys have described. The most stand-out moment I've seen with a troon was when I was in Tesco's and saw a woman in my peripheral vision but then heard a really deep voice. Then I noticed that the dude is 6ft tall.

More recent one when I was at a gaming party, must have been a tranny circle that showed up cuz I saw guys with long, poorly dyed hair, a man in a tacky dinosaur cardigan and a guy with seemingly small shoulders+thin facial hair (didn't see xim/xer from the front). There might have been more but I didn't want to interact with them. Plus, it was slightly dark so I didn't get the best look at them.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I was at the campus library of the clown college I attend. It's a technical school in a rural area so troons aren't that common.

I had a project due and was working at a table at the library when there they/them come. Probably 6'2" pushing 300 pounds walks in the door. He's wearing a black skirt and knee high programming socks. This dude may have just trooned because his hair isn't long. It's long for a dude but I have a shaggy mop of hair to cover my receding hair line. He kind of looks like cwc at that beginning of the tom girl saga.

I've encountered him on campus before and he got some tism going on. He hangs around this workshop for projects and bothers people. Other people will indulge him with conversation out of pity or whatever, I shut him down with one word answers. He can't carry on the one sided conversation and retreats. I was working on a wood working project when I first witnessed his trooning. I thought he was wearing a kilt because Scottish pride or whatever but I should have seen the programming socks the first time. The encounter at the library confirmed the trooning.

Update: This guy sits at the same spot in the library everyday without fail. There's definitely some turbo-tism going on. I'm going to wake up early and sit in his spot to fuck with him and see how he reacts.