"Troony clock" community project - just for shits and giggles

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

"Troony Clock" design document

Icon: 64x64 of Keffals face
Program name: TroonyClock

Base image of clock easily obtained from Google
-Replace the symbols on the clock lights with the following:
---Skull-and-Crossbones (poison time)
---A noose (hanging time)
---A gun (shooting time)
---A knife (cutting time)
---A stick person drowning (drowning time)

Animation steps:
-User clicks purple middle button
-Instrumental plays in time to the clock lights illuminating
---About one second after, voiceover plays: "Troonie clock, where will it stop?"
-Copies of the 5 symbols fly from the clock at random directions
-As the instrumental ends, one of the five lights is randomly selected
-Appropriate voiceover plays (ie; "Hanging time! YAY!")

Additional ideas:
=Animated figure of Keffals pressing the button on mousedown, dancing as theme plays, carrying out appropriate action (cutting self on "Cutting Time", etc)

=Textbox below clock displaying random fact about the negative consequences of deviant lifestyles, or a damaging screenshot of a public post made by a prominent 'trans' 'person'. (ie; Keffals admitting to be a pedo)

=Clickable link to TOR version of Kiwifarms

=Insults to prominent freaks embedded in metadata, file comments section, etc.

 

[White Devil]

Joined: Sep 30, 2022

 

[Coolio55]

Requirements: Must be programmed in Visual Basic 6

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Joined: Sep 30, 2022

Been lurking for years (mostly following the Chrischan saga) and got motivated to join when Keffags tried to take the place down.

I previously mentioned this idea in the Telegram chat and a couple people responded but none have messaged me further.

Requirements: Must be programmed in Visual Basic 6

Egads, I actually REMEMBER working with VB6 for a school project. Somewhere in my storage unit I might just even have the dictionary-sized reference book.

At any rate, I'm willing to record and contribute the voice lines. I can't program for shit but I do have a good mike and Magix audio software.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Requirements: Must be programmed in Visual Basic 6

Nah write it in assembler so it's OS agnostic and loads its own extended memory management from boot.

 

[White Devil]

Been lurking for years (mostly following the Chrischan saga) and got motivated to join when Keffags tried to take the place down.

I previously mentioned this idea in the Telegram chat and a couple people responded but none have messaged me further.

If you want to harass Lucas, do it on your own time and don't involve us.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

If you want to harass Lucas, do it on your own time and don't involve us.

My literal only intention for this is a funny little animation (maybe pinned on the farms?) for people here to get a laugh out of, and perhaps to be passed around to other anti-freak websites.

I have no intention of wasting my time trying to email it to Lucas as "gay porn.zip" or any other such thing.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

The way I'm imagining this in my head is in the style of those old interactive torture games you'd see on sites like NewGrounds back in the day. You know the ones.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

The way I'm imagining this in my head is in the style of those old interactive torture games you'd see on sites like NewGrounds back in the day. You know the ones.

Yep, that was my vision too. Deliberate retro-flash-style.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Whats up faggots, Its ya boy ultra_faggot_2022 here with the retro-flash news.

What's the flappin?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

My literal only intention for this is a funny little animation (maybe pinned on the farms?) for people here to get a laugh out of, and perhaps to be passed around to other anti-freak websites.

I have no intention of wasting my time trying to email it to Lucas as "gay porn.zip" or any other such thing.

While your inventiveness and enthusiasm are appreciated, just my personal position is that the last thing anyone needs is more projects and weird pseudo-worship of Clucas Sorrenti-Roberts as some major figure. The site is better than this random child predator, and even letting him occupy enough brain space to make something like this feels completely undeserved on his part.

Also this whole thing sounds very complicated. It's probably easier to just tell the troon squad they're worthless wastes of life, and you hope they die.
Although even that's not true because I don't think they're actually worth the emotional energy.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Imagine four troons on the edge of a cliff...

 

[Kenya Jones]

 

[Beak Thing]

Imagine four troons on the edge of a cliff...

I'll start the Wiki!

 

[Alt Owl]

I think there would be more mockery and laughter if a simple countdown clock was built which would tick down to the next time Lucas gets caught lying and reset to zero while totaling the number of lies to that point.