True Story

[Polentic]

>be me
>aged 100
>was trying to get job
>Null walks up
"Would you like to work at my place?"
>accepts
>go into his lambo
>looks like it's about to blow
>gets in
>cum all over the seats
>passed out tranny hooker hung by a seatbelt
"Why is there a tranny here?"
>Null shrugs and turns up his music
>blasts shit song
>30 minute drive
>holds my hand to the door
"Y'know, I own Kiwi Farms"
>tfw says it so rapey and smug
>takes me into his room
>gay ass pillows, blankets and dildos everywhere
"Your first job is a blowjob"
>guides my head like he guides his admins to take down thirstposts
>flips me and thrusts
>his dick is bigger than the amount of ddos attacks this shit website gets
"Jeepers!"
>he cums in 10 seconds
>he than turns on porn
>youjustcamewtf.png

Still scarred. What monster has sex and then watches porn.

 

[Grub]

>be me browsing through kf
>see some pretty gay greentext story written by a faggot op

true story seriously /b/

 

[Medulseur]

You forgot the part with the Milky Ways.

 

[Distant Ranger]

You are so stunning and brave for sharing your #sneedtoo story.

 

[trevshoms]

Same thing happened to me except it was a deathfat instead of a tranny

 

[Drkinferno72]

#metoo

He did things on the casting couch