TRY THIS EXPERIMENT WITH US!!!! - 10/29/2018

[chicken wings]

who the fuck goes to walmart at one am JUST for h.ashbrowns ?? okay so you threw away the frozen bag, but a normal person would just ... add it to their list for next time they go shopping not leave immediately to buy a new bag

I'm honestly surprised she didn't just try to salvage it but taking the entire fused chunk and dunking it in a deep fryer.

 

[Guardsman42]

So what uh, was the experiment?

Other then Hamber can still breathe, which is pretty impressive given the commentary she almost lost her balance or some thing? That's not a good sign. I'm guessing because she is in effect, bed bound, her muscles aren't truly capable of moving her properly. I'm not actually sure how that would work to be fair. How the hell can you be that big, and lack the ability to support your own mass?

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Can we talk about the new hole in/on the ass of her "leggings"

 

[Rabbit Bones]

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Her poor skeleton did nothing to deserve this.

 

[89elbees]

For those of you shitting on our gorl for making a hash.brown run at 1 AM, to be entirely fair, that's around a brunch timeframe with her sleep schedule. Could also be second breakfast/first morning snack/third breakfast/second morning snack with her eating schedule, though.

 

[Golly]

Her poor skeleton did nothing to deserve this.

The one skeleton she won't pay homage to on Halloween is her own.

 

[Strine]

That's the skeleton of a male of average height. She's a female of below average height and fatter than he is.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Mama Thumb will need to make a large wreath for a large coffin pretty soon if things don't change.

Instead of dirt ,I'll have to toss in a large bag of frozen shredded potatoes onto the coffin

 

[Basketball Jones]

So (if I’m reading this right) she and Becky bought all that Halloween crap at the start of the video just so they could get dressed up, waddle to the basement, and meet up with the gays and one mystery blonde girl?

That’s...so fucking pitiful. It’s like a kid inviting all their class to a birthday party and no one shows up. But that’s actually sad. This shit is just lame. Like...really fucking lame. She basically just threw a party because her fat-ass can’t go anywhere that adults usually go on Halloween like a gay bar or just a fucking club in general.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Instead of dirt ,I'll have to toss in a large bag of frozen shredded potatoes onto the coffin

Don't be a a stupid Thumb and freeze them, otherwise she will have to raise from death and make a passive aggressive vlog about how it says in big, capital letters: DO NOT FRREZE

 

[Barbarella]

I noticed her inability to keep balance during the “experiment” too. She was wobbling around and looked like she was going to grab Becky to prevent herself from falling. She wants to prove that bedbound saga has not begun, but she did the opposite.

They went to a craft fair and only showed Becky’s mom’s stuff, because Amber couldn’t walk around long enough to film more and didn’t see all the tables. She probably parked 4 feet from Mom’s table, picked out her centerpiece and went and sat down in the car, leaving Becky to deal with the rest. And while if I crafted I’d give everything to my family that they’d want, if I had an Amberlynn in my life, bish would pay double.

Our girl was MAD about those hash.browns. I’ll bet she screamed at Becky to insist she fix what she messed up, who knows, maybe Becky was asleep, she looked like she just woke up. She was sweetly dreaming about Naruto or Kate Winslet and suddenly she’s startled by elephant legs stamping and a cunt screaming about potatoes that she needs NOW!!! Nobody rests when Amber is hungry.

Amber was snotty about that and about the zit Becky talked about. Which was gross but not out of Amber’s Realm of Gross and not as gross as the grease dripping out of her hair.

No doubt, Amber is 580 now. She’ll be 600+ after the holidays, especially if she continues to drink a quart of hot chocolate at a time. Then we’re going to have to see if she can make 700 before she croaks.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Which was gross but not out of Amber’s Realm of Gross and not as gross as the grease insects dripping out of her hair.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

My favorite part of this video was how Amber had to turn sideways to fit between the tables at the restaurant. Becky turned the camera away from her so we don't get to see her side waddle with her gut in one person's face and her ass in another as she struggles to reach her seat without spilling her chips and salsa.

 

[literally low-key]

I wonder if she will vlog the party. Knowing Amber, I won't count on it.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I always forget how short she is. It really puts her actual size into perspective. I honestly can't imagine all the new anxieties that must pop up after a body reaches full capacity like this. Even if she's not worried about falls, the wheeze in that laugh alone is so concerning. As an asthmatic (sorry to :powerlevel, it's uncomfortable to hear that sound in other people. Not being able to get a full breath because your lungs are so heavily constricted by weight must be a special kind of hell.

But of course, she has to be such a condescending asshole on top of it. So no sympathy here. Quit being a dick to your gf, AL! And walk your lazy ass to the car. Seriously, she's really riding the scooter to the car now? This is how it begins...

That basement is haunted, too. Did they paint the walls black specifically for this 'party' or just cause? Major creepy vibes.

 

[Xenomorph]

I always forget how short she is. It really puts her actual size into perspective. I honestly can't imagine all the new anxieties that must pop up after a body reaches full capacity like this. Even if she's not worried about falls, the wheeze in that laugh alone is so concerning. As an asthmatic (sorry to :powerlevel, it's uncomfortable to hear that sound in other people. Not being able to get a full breath because your lungs are so heavily constricted by weight must be a special kind of hell.

But of course, she has to be such a condescending asshole on top of it. So no sympathy here. Quit being a dick to your gf, AL! And walk your lazy ass to the car. Seriously, she's really riding the scooter to the car now? This is how it begins...

That basement is haunted, too. Did they paint the walls black specifically for this 'party' or just cause? Major creepy vibes.

honestly, im shocked she was able to get down the stairs

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

honestly, im shocked she was able to get down the stairs

Same! But did you notice they made the "entrance to the party" from the garage? I really think that decision was made to accommodate her. Concrete steps are a lot sturdier than flimsy wooden ones.

 

[FitBitch]

Her poor skeleton did nothing to deserve this.

Good thing that poor skeleton isn't real. It's a 3D model made to demonstrate where the skeleton is in proportion to the morbidly obese man the documentary this is from is about. In reality, imaging technology can't reach through all that fat to see a skeleton on a person this size. This animation is used by HAES activists to "prove" that medical technology is capable of accommodating super morbidly obese people and the medical community is just full of fat-hating bigots.

In reality, the image of this skeleton is too normal. AL's thigh bones are no doubt bowed from the weight, her foot arches are flat af, her thoracic spine has to be hunched forward from being pulled down by all her weight, the bones in her shoulder are pulled down into a flat line across her width.

You can see skeletons shaped like what I've described in the MSHPL people after they've lost the weight. There's no repairing this kind of damage with weight loss.

The poor skeleton in the image is only demonstrating a size comparison, in reality it's in so much more pain than that.

 

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Can we talk about the new hole in/on the ass of her "leggings" View attachment 580152

that's just one of amber's small and dainty holes.