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Enigma said:
I couldn't find any videos of his stand-up, but I did find a couple of his comedy events that happened ~a week apart from each other on Facebook. Note the hilariously drastic decline of attendees.

https://www.facebook.com/events/310372059069598

This event, scheduled for February 20th of last year, was presumably his debut at an amateur night at the Richmond Funny Bone--which, in his words, is THE go-to comedy club in Richmond. Ironically, when I was reading a review about the place on Yelp, a person noted that comedians have a tendency to shit on Richmond during their routines, to which they get a lot of laughs. Overall, the Funny Bone seems to have a reputation for booking mediocre to semi-decent comedians, having shitty service, and overpriced food/drinks.

I should also mention that Jon had to go to a PUBLIC LIBRARY, as well as utilize his friend (?) Lisa, in order to print out peoples' tickets for the event. Oh, and then Jon expected that his attendees would want to bother driving out to a bar a few weeks in advance so they could pick up their tickets and have a chance to meet him. Just...what? You would think The Funny Bone would have some kind of online ticket booking system, even for the amateur events, where guests could print out their tickets from home. Or, at the very least, Jon could've requested that his tickets were made available for guests at the door.

Seriously, the whole thing just reeks of a combination of terrible logistics and USI.

https://www.facebook.com/events/163007847183656/

The second event, which happened shortly after on February 28th, was posted directly on his comedian Facebook page, The One Eyed Guy: https://www.facebook.com/TheOneEyedGuy/

Notable about the event was that there were only two guests who RSVP'ed for the event. Two. And one was a maybe. What happened since the 20th, Jon? Couldn't keep your audience howling at brilliant lines like, "Ya know they say karma is a bitch? My question is if that's so....why isn't her ass in the kitchen?!?!"

I'm starting to think that either a) this guy is so terminally unoriginal and unfunny that he has to drawn upon a dried up reservoir of crude jokes about women and breasts in order to get some cheap laughs, or b) this guy is a misogynistic douchewad posing as a piss-poor comedian who can't really be misogynistic because he's OH SO FUNNY--and if you don't like his jokes, then you're just an easily offended pussy who lacks a sense of humor.

There's a reason why your Facebook page only has 173 likes, Jon. Think about it.
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Smutley said:
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Ask and ye shall receive.

This is him "blasting" some "tranny ass bitch" for internet crimes.
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If the exchange with watermelon is anything to go by, I'm pretty confident he'll react hilariously to attention. What do you guys think?
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

no trolling plans
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

I don't think so, being a lolcow means that you have to be lulzy, and that guy is not... he's not even unfunny lulzy.
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

This is trolling plans? Explain yourself.

And I do half-agree with Femboi. I still think he has enough potential to be a lolcow that he deserves a thread here, but if people disagree maybe this could be moved to somewhere else? Discussion? Off-Topic?
 
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Dynastia said:
This is trolling plans? Explain yourself.

And I do half-agree with Femboi. I still think he has enough potential to be a lolcow that he deserves a thread here, but if people disagree maybe this could be moved to somewhere else? Discussion? Off-Topic?
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because you are suggesting to get a reaction out of him by "giving him attention". sounds like trolling to me.
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

I didn't want to clutter up the Chris's house burning up discussion with posts on this guy even though he's annoying as hell. I'm still trying to track down other stuff that he might have done and had posted online because I imagine it's hilariously bad just like his shitty ghetto talk.
 
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FemboiBunny said:
I don't think so, being a lolcow means that you have to be lulzy, and that guy is not... he's not even unfunny lulzy.
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Hah! Sad but true. A comedian not even relevant or funny enough to be made fun of.
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

This guy isn't a lolcow. He's just some idiot chimping out.
 
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CatParty said:
because you are suggesting to get a reaction out of him by "giving him attention". sounds like trolling to me.
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I'm stating that I believe he will react funnily to attention, yes. Because "The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny.". It's my way of justifying giving him a thread when he hasn't already hilariously sperged out at any attention, (that we know of, at least). If that sounds like trolling to you, then every single post, comment and question in this forum should sound like trolling to you.
 
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Dynastia said:
CatParty said:
because you are suggesting to get a reaction out of him by "giving him attention". sounds like trolling to me.
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I'm stating that I believe he will react funnily to attention, yes. Because "The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny.". It's my way of justifying giving him a thread when he hasn't already hilariously sperged out at any attention, (that we know of, at least). If that sounds like trolling to you, then every single post, comment and question in this forum should sound like trolling to you.
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:anna:
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

While I don't think he's lolcow material myself, I do think he's managed to butt enough into Chris' affairs and has shown himself to be stupid enough to start an argument with Watergun to warrant his own thread.

As another poster stated, I think this particular board would be better suited for Off-Topic, though.
 
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Dynastia said:
CatParty said:
because you are suggesting to get a reaction out of him by "giving him attention". sounds like trolling to me.
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I'm stating that I believe he will react funnily to attention, yes. Because "The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny.". It's my way of justifying giving him a thread when he hasn't already hilariously sperged out at any attention, (that we know of, at least). If that sounds like trolling to you, then every single post, comment and question in this forum should sound like trolling to you.
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I don't think you understand how lolcows work, they are not made, they just... happen, and this guy is not a lolcow, he's just a medicre comedian that believes that "yo mamma" jokes and calling somebody else a virgin is funny.
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

Yeah, I considered offtopic and also discussion. He seemed too closely related to Chris to fit in off-topic, but not closely related to Chris enough to fit in discussion. I'll leave it to wiser folks to decide exactly where his thread should end up.
 
Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

What fun! Here's a guy doing a terrible job making fun of Jon, and Jon posting a reply that is both racist and retarded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Jl2ik-rYE

Apparently he spent... 8 years living in Florida and doing stand up 2-3 times a week, so GUYS, this isn't his first rodeo.

Edit: https://ko-kr.facebook.com/RichmondCome ... 2359531357

Theoneeyedguy said:
Hey everyone, I'm new to the page...kinda new to the Richmond, VA Comedy scene, but overall...I'm a 12 year vet of stand up comedy. Still looking to make my big break, but I'm always up to have a good time and good laughs with fellow comics. I recently moved back to RVA from Orlando, FL where I did standup 3-5 nights a week. Some people do this for the money in competitions but personally I do it with the hopes of one day finding that individual in the audience who has connections to instantly change someone's life in the blink of an eye. If any promoters and/or comedians need anyone to fill a lineup or to have a opener, by all means, feel free to contact me at [blank] or message me on my fan page The One Eyed Guy. Thanks everyone!! Stay Calm and Keep Laughing!
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Re: John theoneeyedguy Webber

No.

EDIT: I guess I should clarify, since I stated it in the chat

@ Dunsparce - Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:15 pm
OP: I weighed the pros and cons of keeping the thread open, so I closed it.
@ Dunsparce - Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:15 pm
Because there are no pros
@ Dunsparce - Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:15 pm
Only ween
 
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