Tumblr's Dirty confessionals.

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Ravenor

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Tumbler's Dirty confessionals.

OK Guy's our illustrious user LegoTugboat has just showed me an the others in Chat a Tumbler blog specifically about TF2 and the sexual fantasies they have for the Spy, Scout, Heavy, Engineer, Demo and Soldier.

It covers the whole gambit of sexual fetishes Slashfic, Gay, Incest, Scat, and most any you can care to name.

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And that's just the tamer ones, I have found in the last few minutes.

You can find the rest here.

Has any one else seen this, or something akin to it, as this is a very special kind of fucked up.
 
So this is what Vade jacks it to?

I thought this was like a shooter game and it was about shooting people or something. *yawn*
 
No idea how many Vade has made, but I'll quickly point out a couple of things.

Despite the variety of charming sexual fetishes like bestiality, gore, urine, fire, pain and other more horrific things, the Dirty TF2 Confessions tumblr doesn't allow rape. So it's all consensual.

And thus far I haven't seen any relating to teleporters. Everything in TF2, from the classes to Merasmus to the intelligence, is the subject of a sexual interest.

My personal highlight on there was the sentry firing dildos at the enemy team.
 
I've seen this blog when it just started out. Things were pretty tame back in the beginning. You know the basic: "God I want a threesome with sniper and spy" or "I want engie to build me sextoys, which he then uses on me." kinda stuff.

But oh boy....Stuff went fubar real fast.
 
Ravenor said:
Tumbler's Dirty confessionals.

OK Guy's our illustrious user LegoTugboat has just showed me an the others in Chat a Tumbler blog specifically about TF2 and the sexual fantasies they have for the Spy, Scout, Heavy, Engineer, Demo and Soldier.

It covers the whole gambit of sexual fetishes Slashfic, Gay, Incest, Scat, and most any you can care to name.

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And that's just the tamer ones, I have found in the last few minutes.
You can find the rest here.

Has any one else seen this, or something akin to it, as this is a very special kind of fucked up.
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This is from a dirty disney confessions blog:

"ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira."

That's one of my favorite posts on the whole god damn website, I can only imagine. Honestly I'm pretty sure about half of these are people just trying to come up with the most disgusting shit possible, but I can't get over the ant thing.
 
The thing I always found interesting about those confessionals tumblrs is that there are plenty of people that people deliberately make crazy stuff up for the lulz just to see how many people will actually believe that those confessions are real, but they are all so bizarre regardless that you cannot tell the serious ones from the ones that are just made up which makes it even more creepy because you just can no longer tell and if you try... well... you can't because it's so hard!

I can bet you anything that there is no confesional tumblr that has 100% honest confessions, it just leaves even more mystery.
 
Fialovy said:
The thing I always found interesting about those confessionals tumblrs is that there are plenty of people that people deliberately make crazy stuff up for the lulz just to see how many people will actually believe that those confessions are real, but they are all so bizarre regardless that you cannot tell the serious ones from the ones that are just made up which makes it even more creepy because you just can no longer tell and if you try... well... you can't because it's so hard!

I can bet you anything that there is no confesional tumblr that has 100% honest confessions, it just leaves even more mystery.
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This. It's hard to take confession blogs seriously when you see stuff like "I want X to kill Y and fuck his dead body." I think it's safe to say that most fucked up/bizarre confessions are just from people craving attention. Then again, that's Tumblr in a nutshell.
 
I'm looking at that OP post and um...

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Seriously, though. P. sure most of those confessions are troll responses, but you never know.

Metagross said:
This is from a dirty disney confessions blog:

"ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira."

That's one of my favorite posts on the whole god damn website, I can only imagine. Honestly I'm pretty sure about half of these are people just trying to come up with the most disgusting shit possible, but I can't get over the ant thing.
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I love that post too.

I want to believe that dude is sincere, it's incredible.
 
Jesus, these things.

Pick a fandom, any fandom, and type in ___confessions.tumblr.com and it will undoubtedly exist.

Although, truthfully, I don't mind the ones for fictional characters. I don't go out of my way to see them, anyway, and if I come across one it's good for a few minutes of lulz.

The ones that bother me are the ones aimed at real people.

No one wants to come across a blog filled with posts about people wanting to skullfuck their corpse and shit like that, even if some of it is just a :ruse:.

One example is rtconfessions.tumblr.com. The last time I stumbled upon it, it was a mix of scattered sexual grossness and plenty of a-log. *sigh*

While I chose that example off the top of my head, there are many out there that are undoubtedly worse if you care to find them.
 
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