Tunasandwich.yummy

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

We have dating websites for everything nowadays, but there's still a market that has not been tapped into.

Introducing tunasandwich.yummy
A place where ladies with huge labias, can match with men that enjoy meat flaps.

We can match you with your ideal partner with our comprehensive test of 3875 questions.

Questions like:
What do you look for in a partner?
How many times do they clap before you sit down?
Do you leave a slime mark on the front of the seat?
Can you still go skydiving?
Are you an improv comic and do you use it as a prop?
Are you black, Indian or any ethnicity that would make it purple?
And much more.

With tunasandwich.yummy, we leave nothing to chance.
So find your other half at tunasandwich.yummy today, you never know who might be waiting for you!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

What's the mercury content of that tunafish?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

What's the mercury content of that tunafish?

This is addressed in both questions 38 and 480
"How much salmon do you consume in a month?"
And
"Did your parents feed you thermometers?"
I hope that answered your question.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This is retarded.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

All of the dumb responses are from women that just can't respect their own floppy pussies, go ahead and give them a like for confidence sake.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Man, where is this website so that I don't accidentally type it in when I'm randomly typing in websites.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Best shitposting of the year

 

[I'm Retarded?]

finally I can meet the roast beef sandwich pussy of my dreams

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

What country is the .yummy domain?

 

[rel=alternate]

This is retarded.

It is.

Then again, very empowering for ladies who are self conscious about this. The president should talk about it I think, or maybe movie stars.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Hawk tuah sandwich, yummy on that thing!