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He pronounces "Binging with Babish" as BING-ing.
smh

Binge - Indulging in excess.
 
He does the zoomzoom thing where he always ends his sentences as if he's not confident about what he's saying. Literally cannot fucking stand it.
I don't think it's that bad, but by the same token I absolutely ADORE Pippa Pipkin's voice so my preferences are not everybody's, Tom claims to be unable to stand her voice alone, never mind the content.

Tom's voice is on the same wavelength(figuratively) as Chills, although Chills is way more fucking annoying
Chills is a leafnigger & Tom speaks from experience about nor'easter weather, so it's not a valley girl accent, it's maple syrup eternally stuck in his gums.

He pronounces "Binging with Babish" as BING-ing.
smh
I think this is partly accidental, partly intentional to get hate-watchers, comments & other analytics. I see intentional mispronounciation errors like this on anime summary videos lately, like someone saying "dragonkin" as "dra- GONK -in" and I want to break glassware. But my dumb ass keeps watching this garbage type of content, so somehow it's baked in no longer a bug but a feature.
 
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I don't think it's that bad, but by the same token I absolutely ADORE Pippa Pipkin's voice so my preferences are not everybody's, Tom claims to be unable to stand her voice alone, never mind the content.

Tom's voice is on the same wavelength(figuratively) as Chills, although Chills is way more fucking annoying
Chills is a leafnigger & Tom speaks from experience about nor'easter weather, so it's not a valley girl accent, it's maple syrup eternally stuck in his gums.


I think this is partly accidental, partly intentional to get hate-watchers, comments & other analytics. I see intentional mispronounciation errors like this on anime summary videos lately, like someone saying "dragonkin" as "dra- GONK -in" and I want to break glassware. But my dumb ass keeps watching this garbage type of content, so somehow it's baked in no longer a bug but a feature.
I think it's a minor fuckup.
If you don't attend lectures or hear those 50 cent words being used, you will screw up.
If you don't hear it pronounced, you will make a mistake. That's English.
He also used 'irregardless'. NGL, that one triggers me.

No hate. He is one of the few decent youtubers. I would hate to see him become Wings or Boogie in a decade or 2.
 
Turkey Tom took a good song as outro.

Cismu - Unexpected Call (feat. Loud Season)
 
I remember seeing this guy appear as a guest on a Mumkey Jones podcast several years ago, where he claimed he was a 15-year-old bisexual who made drama videos, among many other embarrassing things. This is obviously not the kind of person you'd have expected to appear on a Mumkey Jones podcast, so the name stuck with me; it's weird seeing him come up everywhere now. Imagine my shock at seeing this little queer in my recommends the other day and hearing him quote Mumkey's MATI stream in the video.

I've been scouring archives for nearly an hour but can't find a reupload of the Mumkey Jones video; its title was "EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with Keemstar's Best Friend ► Turkey Tom" and seems to have been uploaded in 2018. It was on the Mumkey Jones 2 channel IIRC.
 
My favourite video of his is "Dream's Fake Apologies." He makes a really good point on not only dream but on Twitter landscape as a whole. Reason why the woke mob has consolidated so much power is because when they were relatively weak famous influencers basically cuddled, pandered and apologized to them at every single turn. Basically giving them power and creating the monster. And now the woke mob has become so powerful that no single content creator stands a chance against them.
 
our dear zoomer made a video about the recent shut down.


even after calling Keffals and Liz awful people and list all their sins, he still refuses to call them by their birth gender. i know his doing it to keep his channel safe but dose he have no pride or dignity? how will society look when people refuse to call a spade a spade?
 
I don't think it's that bad, but by the same token I absolutely ADORE Pippa Pipkin's voice so my preferences are not everybody's, Tom claims to be unable to stand her voice alone, never mind the content.

Tom's voice is on the same wavelength(figuratively) as Chills, although Chills is way more fucking annoying
Chills is a leafnigger & Tom speaks from experience about nor'easter weather, so it's not a valley girl accent, it's maple syrup eternally stuck in his gums.


I think this is partly accidental, partly intentional to get hate-watchers, comments & other analytics. I see intentional mispronounciation errors like this on anime summary videos lately, like someone saying "dragonkin" as "dra- GONK -in" and I want to break glassware. But my dumb ass keeps watching this garbage type of content, so somehow it's baked in no longer a bug but a feature.
But was Tom on Smiling Friends? No!
 
our dear zoomer made a video about the recent shut down.


even after calling Keffals and Liz awful people and list all their sins, he still refuses to call them by their birth gender. i know his doing it to keep his channel safe but dose he have no pride or dignity? how will society look when people refuse to call a spade a spade?
He says in video it's for monitization reasons. Who cares what pronouns he uses for those fags so long as he highlights the problems happening with the farms atm.
 
Watching the video though... He seems a bit behind. He's either not following the telegram or can't figure out tor.

Not that I'm not happy he's covering it, I just find it amusing to see zoomies being outpaced by our local boomies when it comes to something tech.

It's a good Dong Long Gone take, even if it makes you cringe every time he calls that blatantly male ghoul a "she".
 
Turkey Tom ignores superchats and doesn't read them because he's too busy sucking at Fortnite with other YouTube C-Listers, fuck that guy 😤😤
 
If Turkey Tom is the one to create the trend to have more YouTubers go lurk and follow what goes on in Kiwi Farms, then would this not be considered a win?

I just happened to lurk on nitter that there are more accounts being made to show support for KF than the people who are against it.
 
Watching the video though... He seems a bit behind. He's either not following the telegram or can't figure out tor.

Not that I'm not happy he's covering it, I just find it amusing to see zoomies being outpaced by our local boomies when it comes to something tech.

It's a good Dong Long Gone take, even if it makes you cringe every time he calls that blatantly male ghoul a "she".
I mean Tom is busy inbetween streaming he and the team are making content to release each week so I'm okay with him being a little late. He might have thought the farms would be on clearnet by now (that's what I thought by day three.)
 
I don't mind how well or not he does YouTube in the macro sense, I like the guy - but I would say, Turkey, if you happen to read this thread, if you're gonna continue to use these reaction images,

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I would highly recommend you fucking
SHAVE

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I don't mind how well or not he does YouTube in the macro sense, I like the guy - but I would say, Turkey, if you happen to read this thread, if you're gonna continue to use these reaction images,

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I would highly recommend you fucking
SHAVE

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He did shave but it was for a wedding he said on stream.
Anyways I had problems with him having Epic Meal time Ian dick rider Harley on stream. Harley fell for obvious bait (so chat spamming jew jokes) and acted all stuck up his own ass insulting chat and claiming he was better. Chat wasn't that crazy calling Harley out for supporting Ian.
 
He did shave but it was for a wedding he said on stream.
Anyways I had problems with him having Epic Meal time Ian dick rider Harley on stream. Harley fell for obvious bait (so chat spamming jew jokes) and acted all stuck up his own ass insulting chat and claiming he was better. Chat wasn't that crazy calling Harley out for supporting Ian.
@NotATurkey still sucked up to Harley despite that the latter fell for the bait. I'm not surprised Harley would suck up to a very PC Ian.
 
Yeah I didn't understand why Tom agreed with Harley? When all of chat is calling Harley retarded they probably have a point.
 
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