Twitter 1/2 - Chris on his anger issues

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Based Tom Nook

Based Tom Nook

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Christine "Stonewall Jackson" Chandler has had a lot of stress in her life, but she will always remain kind and loveable.
 
It's day 2 of 2019 and he's already so buttmad about the merge not happening. It's kinda funny that you can basically ignore what he's saying because it's so obvious what he's upset about.
 
Based Tom Nook said:
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Christine "Stonewall Jackson" Chandler has had a lot of stress in her life, but she will always remain kind and loveable.
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"I am literally like Stonewall Jackson or the Rock of Gibraltar when it comes to coping with, overlooking, and ignoring the hatred and shit I end up getting..." That might be my new all-time favorite Chris quote. :story::story::story:
 
I'd pay to see a boxing match between Chris and an amateur boxer who weighs like 20-30 pounds less than Chris.

Chris would probably feel a little overconfident if the guy looks smaller than him, but he'd get his ass kicked and it'd be genuine, complete shock for Chris.

Like when Chris tried to do a pull up and it wasn't until his hands were literally on the bar and he started pulling that he realized "oh shit, this is way harder than I thought".
 
At least he's coming to his own version of "terms" due to lack of Merge

But ...what's this "witch" business? What excuse was given to him I wonder....
 
I'm excited to see where this leads, hopefully somewhere entertaining for us but hopefully Chris won't get in too much trouble.

Also almost fucking missed it, but what the fuck does he mean by 'friend turned sour by witch possession'? I can only imagine he's now actively trying to cover up and ignore his tormentors' transgressions by this without them even trying or it was literally the most bullshit excuse someone used to piss him off but still stay in contact with Chris. "Sorry I called you a fat slob, a witch from another dimension possessed me for like, two minutes, we still cool dog?"

This saga is way off the rails at this point.
 
GayestFurryTrash said:
I'm excited to see where this leads, hopefully somewhere entertaining for us but hopefully Chris won't get in too much trouble.

Also almost fucking missed it, but what the fuck does he mean by 'friend turned sour by witch possession'? I can only imagine he's now actively trying to cover up and ignore his tormentors' transgressions by this without them even trying or it was literally the most bullshit excuse someone used to piss him off but still stay in contact with Chris. "Sorry I called you a fat slob, a witch from another dimension possessed me for like, two minutes, we still cool dog?"

This saga is way off the rails at this point.
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It's Lukas covering her ass by telling Chris she was possessed by Quinn. That's what i get out of this.
 
What triggers Chris during this time of the year? He maced the GameStop employee Dec. 26th, recorded an invitation to his Lesbian Sleepover on Jan 6th, even his house went on fire Jan. 10th. Am I tracing a pattern here or just being plain retarded?
 
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