Twitter 12/13 - Chris annoyed he's not on list of top memes

[Mariposa Electrique]

The best part to me is 23 years later and Chris still has the same autistic thousand yard stare while giving a news interview:
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All that's missing is a photograph of Chris at 60 years old, on the news, right before he passes away from atrial fibrillation.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Snyder also said in a YouTube comment (assuming it was really him) that Chris would act like an asshole when he lost at games when he played at the store.

Which means he acted like an asshole a lot.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

There is no topic that he could see, and not manage a way to twist it around and find a way that he was a past or present victim. It's actually pretty fascinating.

He wasn't on the list = he was a past victim of DA TROLLS and cyberbullying, and deserved to be included on the list.

If he was on the list = he would complain about being a current victim of DA TROLLS and cyberbullying, for being included on the list.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Either way, I'm pretty sure there are plenty of other eye-witness reports of him raging at people for losing. Lucas and Mimms said plenty, right?

Also, because he would frequently blow up when losing to small children, he had scared off some good business, so Mike really wanted him gone. Lets not discount the fact the His parents threatened to take me to court. Also, There were some black kids, age 12-15, who would frequent the Yugi-oh sessions (actually good kids) who he kind of picked on because he always acted like they wanted to steal from him. No one wants to be discriminated against, so there was a bit of animosity between Chrissy and the group of black kids. His final banning is due largely to the fact that he got in a scream contest with one of the kids and of course the "adult" should be responsible, but not Chris.

He's yelled at kids plenty of times though if that counts. I remember one time he yelled at some poor kid for taking a long time to make a move during a Pokemon game. He gets really impatient during games and if you make a mistake or do something in the "wrong order" he gets upset.

Apparently one of them also made him cry once in a Yugioh match by setting up a easy instant-win combo and flattening him in one turn.

 

[The Un-Clit]

What? Which internet have you been using? Spongebob is a massive pop culture phenomenon. It makes up some big fraction of its parent company's entire yearly income. Millennials love and embrace Spongebob and are not embarrassed about it in the least. Spongebob is all over the internet, now more than ever. It's used it in memes, gifs, youtube poops, and anything else you can think of. Did you come here from an alternate timeline or something?

I guess I ignore it even more then I realize because I fucking hate Spongebob and anything related, and so do most people I know, but I guess that's an echo chamber effect. WHY though? It's like Ren and Stimpy but more childish and less funny.

Apparently one of them also made him cry once in a Yugioh match by setting up a easy instant-win combo and flattening him in one turn.

Shades of 'black lotus, black lotus, channel, fireball' eh? I am one of the few 'from Alpha' MTG vets who actually had this pulled on him in tournament play, long before the shit became organized and the lotus banned.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I believe all those stories about Chris at the game store. In his own videos he's a shitty sport that is quick to anger and fits of yelling. Shit remember his behavior at his graduation for simply not being made the center of attention and given all the awards. Imagine him having less self control as a kid while being bored at school. There must have been days where those teachers couldn't teach a single thing due to him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

There must have been days where those teachers couldn't teach a single thing due to him.

Which is why he was fasttracked.

Some would say that the educational system failed him...but in this case, I'd say the educational system failed the teachers. It's a rough job and Chris clearly needed special education, but the school system didn't want to deal with his parents so they basically shoved him off onto the poor teachers.

 

[Floop]

the only thing that legitimately angers me about Chris is the amount of shit he carries about with him

there is no need

That reminds me, does he still carry around that baseball bat?

 

[Count Olaf]

All that's missing is a photograph of Chris at 60 years old, on the news, right before he passes away from atrial fibrillation.

I'm trying to wrap my head around what old man Chris would be like assuming that he actually lived to that age. I wonder, would Sonichu and all his other characters age with him in his own head? Would he still even at that age still be going on about the Merge? And how would he look? His hair would surely be long gone by then, maybe there might be a few thin little strands that still cling on to the faintest smear of blue-green dye, wearing clothes that havent been washed in decades. . .

I've made jokes about the possibility of him turning into a fat Gollum/Smeagol later in life, but I genuinely think that if he keeps letting himself go as much as he has been lately there's a big chance he will bear a strong resemblance to the creature. In some ways he already does.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm trying to wrap my head around what old man Chris would be like assuming that he actually lived to that age. I wonder, would Sonichu and all his other characters age with him in his own head? Would he still even at that age still be going on about the Merge? And how would he look? His hair would surely be long gone by then, maybe there might be a few thin little strands that still cling on to the faintest smear of blue-green dye, wearing clothes that havent been washed in decades. . .

I've made jokes about the possibility of him turning into a fat Gollum/Smeagol later in life, but I genuinely think that if he keeps letting himself go as much as he has been lately there's a big chance he will bear a strong resemblance to the creature. In some ways he already does.

Picture It: A 60 year old Chris wearing a ratty old mini skirt with a diaper poking out from underneath due to the skirt's length. This diaper is not for fetish, it's quite functional. Saggy, wrinkled moobs poking out from underneath a crop top that reads "Magi-Chan's Little Slut". When you finally get up to his face, you notice missing teeth and a prominent yet gray beard shadow. His head, adorned with a pink party city wig melted from the sun. Chris proudly exclaims, my mudder's hair was pink too, honest!!!

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Picture It: A 60 year old Chris wearing a ratty old mini skirt with a diaper poking out from underneath due to the skirt's length. This diaper is not for fetish, it's quite functional. Saggy, wrinkled moobs poking out from underneath a crop top that reads "Magi-Chan's Little Slut". When you finally get up to his face, you notice missing teeth and a prominent yet gray beard shadow. His head, adorned with a pink party city melted from the sun. Chris proudly exclaims, my mudder's hair was pink too, honest!!!

What would change between then and now that would cause Chris to wear a diaper?

 

[Shabobus]

What would change between then and now that would cause Chris to wear a diaper?

Sockness.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What would change between then and now that would cause Chris to wear a diaper?

Let's just say that people will grow tired of Christine and his dark materials.

 

[Jack Awful]

Which is why he was fasttracked.

Some would say that the educational system failed him...but in this case, I'd say the educational system failed the teachers. It's a rough job and Chris clearly needed special education, but the school system didn't want to deal with his parents so they basically shoved him off onto the poor teachers.

According to "A Day in the Life of Christian Weston Chandler" he mercifully spent a good chunk of school asleep during class.

 

[Blow Standard]

I guess I ignore it even more then I realize because I fucking hate Spongebob and anything related, and so do most people I know, but I guess that's an echo chamber effect. WHY though? It's like Ren and Stimpy but more childish and less funny.

I used to watch Spongebob when I was younger. It’s literally brimming with shit to make memes out of. It’s popularity comes from the memes. I’ve got no idea what the show is like now, but I highly doubt it would still be going if people weren’t watching

Shades of 'black lotus, black lotus, channel, fireball' eh? I am one of the few 'from Alpha' MTG vets who actually had this pulled on him in tournament play, long before the shit became organized and the lotus banned.

That’s Magic, they were talking about Yugioh. Chris probably got stomped because he’s a dumbass or someone actually hit him with Exodua in one turn.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Bottom line: Chris is being a narcissitic attention whore and is jealous people didn't acknowledge his brilliant decade of "random acsess humor"

 

[the khat quaffer]

He looks old

He looks like a JEW

 

[Mason Verger]

Bottom line: Chris is being a narcissitic attention whore and is jealous people didn't acknowledge his brilliant decade of "random acsess humor"

Dude just can’t break his patterns. It’s the damn high school art award all over again.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Dude just can’t break his patterns. It’s the damn high school art award all over again.

Like how bronycon was? No really I even pointed it out.

So it really is high school senior year for him again huh? Complete with a dance with a girl who really doesn't wanna dance with him.

Truly Chris' life is one big circle, his history repeating in an endless loop until grim comes a knocking eh?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

That’s Magic, they were talking about Yugioh. Chris probably got stomped because he’s a dumbass or someone actually hit him with Exodua in one turn.

Yup, that's what happened. Mimms set up an infinite-loop combo whereby he basically could keep drawing until he had all five Exodia cards in hand and auto-won. I can only imagine the tantrum Chris must have thrown.