What if this is an elaborate way of Chris announcing an ending to his arc; a suicide where he sacrifices himself to be freed from the distortion between his schizophrenic delusions and painful reality?
Wild times ahead? Or is it another nothingburger that our pet lolcow can be workin' on for the next twenty years? I've got my popcorn but I've yet to break out the steak and whiskey.
This makes so much sense. Now I finally understand why 2020 is such a bizarre and shitty year. Chris has been running the show all along, he played us like a damn fiddle.
Honestly, I'd love to wake up tomorrow and realise Chris was right all along. That God really did tell him that the sweethearts were true, because in our new merged reality, he has a harem waiting for him.
I only hope He will be merciful to us, who have mocked him for so long.