Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[Massively Strong Greed]

Comrades, when we get to the other side, start killing all the animes.

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Do I have to kill whatever Pokémon I use to kill the anime? Pokémon is an anime.

 

[Santiagothrumachifacku]

I've been waiting for this day.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I should have picked a better waifu...

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

How strong do you think the post-merge clarity is?

 

[Agarathium1066]

Can't wait to see what whackadoo reason Chris will give for not being thigh deep in weird Sonic OC booty by the end of this.

And/or can't wait to hear from President Pepe Le Pew.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

I hope that I live through it so I can fight Mickey Mouse irl.

 

[A Grey Cat]

so does this mean ill become a little kid from the 80's surrounded by movie monsters, vhs tapes, and an nes? damn that means ill be too young for muffet...actually i think she might be into that kinda thing.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

>2022
>The Merge happened at new year eve
>Most of the population, OC, characters died in huge war agains forces of evil, that devastated Earth beyoned healing.
>The survivors are traveling among the wasteland and ruins of old
>The reality itself is unstable causing anomalies ten times worse than ones in Stalker
<Time itself won't work properly, making a two years feel like hundreds
>Deterioration of reality will lead to world being erased from existance or exploding and destroying the rest of the Multiverse.
>Legends say that the only safe haven, spared compleetely from harsh new world is the mythical town of CWCvile in the place that was once called Virginia.
>Said legends also tell a story of powerful diety saving this place from the ruin of the Merge.
>Some of the travelers strife to get there desperate for safety and protection.
>Others choose to stay out of there, in fear or hatred for what might be inhabiting the place.
>1C-211987 was the dimension of The Road all this time

Edit: This is pure 'tism, but I would write some post-apocalyptic crossover based on that.

 

[Picklechu]

Help, the Wogglebug materialized outside of my apartment and wants to impale me with his gigantic, razor-sharp bedbug penis, and Leastus the Hypercock Goblin is here to help him. Pinkie Pie is in my kitchen eating paper towels, knocking things over, and shitting on the floor. The Wern's imaginary girlfriends are hysterical and hiding in my shower. I don't know what to do.

Implying the garage is being used for anything else but the hoard.

They don't have a garage.

 

[Deadpool]

That means god is also real now! Praise the Looooord!

How many fedoras do you own?

 

[Hypnopedosnake2]

The actual theme for this thread

Bring on the merge.

 

[The Demon]

oh god, oh fuck, oh shit, oh no
i knew something would happen at the last minute in 2020

 

[Takodachi]

I was promised a swift death, I'm rather disappointed.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The merge has been on for a couple of years now.

Chris blamed the delay on the "limits and shit" of reality.

I think "merge" is really euphemism for "loss of sanity"...

 

[Fireman Sam]

We're all becoming CGI abominations and Chris will reign supreme overlord in of the dimensions with his cohort of Marvel characters by his side. As it was foretold!

 

[Reverend]

What the fuck are these shenanigan's that a troonfuckup is ranting about?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Oh damn it happened guys. I'm right now smoking crack with Pac-Man. Thanks Chris.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm partial to Jessica rabbit myself. Or aeon flux. Maybe the chick from heavy metal.

Muffet all they way; blindfolded, tied up in her web, heart turned to purple with tea, then pelted with stale baked goods...those thots on craigslist wouldn't go for it but i dont need them now.

 

[XYZpdq]

after this shitshow of a year CWC becoming the blind idiot god of all dimensions seems downright charming and benign

OH SHIT. Oh shit. I knew I should have worn my nice clothes today. How else am I supposed to impress Sayaka-chan?!
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Money. Only money. Besides you're competing for her alongside actual Ferengi. You're doomed.

also more photographic proof that the Merge Is Happening

 

[highwayghoul]

Are waifus and husbandos being implemented in waves? I hope I get mine along with my stimulus...