Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[Super Book]

what if he kills Barb and then himself?

My big brain theory is that Barb finally croaked and this is just him coping with that fact

 

[The Demon]

I mixed my prescription sleeping pills with vodka, so something is definitely merging right now.

for the love of god, don't die. chris chan is not going to be the last thing you see before you die

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

Fair warning to those that share the name of a fictional character, there seems to be a nasty side effect that's presenting itself with this merger. There's a highly likely chance you'll end up merging with said character in some sort of horrible abomination, that, or it's highly likely said character will come to fuck you. I don't know which option is more terrifying personally.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

I wonder what triggered Chris declaring that the Merge is upon us.

he did said that some "apex event" happened "less than twelve hours ago".
So ether something big happened or Chris is bullshitting us.

 

[Tookie]

he did said that some "apex event" happened "less than twelve hours ago".
So ether something big happened or Chris is bullshitting us.

Maybe Barb died.

 

[Cow Poly]

This time for real.
LET’S Fucking GO!

 

[Looney Troons]

Poor Chris. He has realized that this merge stuff is total BS, but now has a small legion of idiotic fans who rely on him to preach his false gospel. Not wanting to lose these three people who support him, he’s gotta make the merge relevant just to “postpone” it again.

 

[Picklechu]

for the love of god, don't die. chris chan is not going to be the last thing you see before you die

Chris-chan is going to be the last thing all of us see before we die.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Fair warning to those that share the name of a fictional character, there seems to be a nasty side effect that's presenting itself with this merger. There's a highly likely chance you'll end up merging with said character in some sort of horrible abomination, that, or it's highly likely said character will come to fuck you. I don't know which option is more terrifying personally.

As long as I get my glasses fixed, I'm solid.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Dude. Baneposting IRL will be a thing.

 

[porque no los bolth]

It's 2020, taking into account what this year has already given us, I wouldn't be shocked if it actually did happen.

on the bright side I could find Julian and make him my wife ASAP

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Maybe Barb died.

Honestly, I wish there was more relible way to check on Barb than Chris. We could confirm the situation if thay really happened, but oh well...

 

[Ensign Faggot]

I hope tamers12345 will let me meet Bartleby so he can tell me how poor I am. Sonic's buttcheeks are just a bonus.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Before the merge brings my waifu what are the chances she'll love me

 

[idosometimes]

Will Chris be going out like Jonestown or Waco?

 

[CaribbeanEmperor]

Before the merge brings my waifu what are the chances she'll love me

if you believe it will come, you must have faith.. Seras Victoria will be mine.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wait -- comics characters are merging with reality?

Being a (ahem!) mature Farmer, I hereby place dibs on these Eighties girls as my "wayfoos," or whatever you youngsters call such entities:

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wow..real impressive "grandpa" you havent lived to you've seen these lovley ladies

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

 

[Super Book]

I hope tamers12345 will let me meet Bartleby so he can tell me how poor I am. Sonic's buttcheeks are just a bonus.

Would tamers Bartleby and Sonic Underground Bartleby be two separate entities or are they merged together to form some unholy abomination with nice abs?

 

[Kier]

Ok ok but.... Correct a newfag if he is wrong but.... we seem to be missing a golden opportunity here. We can create our own characters and have them merge in. If Chris' OCs count, then surely ours do. We have all the power here. We can summon a non autistic Chris to act as his Shadow the Hedgehog, we can all create our own personal dream girls, we can create OCs based on real people with any modifications we want. This seems like the perfect time to hit up MS Paint.