Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[Ultrapenguin]

Oh, I'm no a fool, I know full well that after the merge wealthy Japanese men are going to begin hording anime girls in harems, Elon Musk is probably going to steal all the videogame waifus, and pop culture obsessed aging manchildren with high ranking jobs in silicon valley are going to take everything else (Even the ponies. Especially the ponies). The elite will claim all 2D women, lording them over us and relegating us to relationships with gross regular human women.

Don't be duped folks, the merge is just another scheme to keep the working class down, encouraging us to break our backs in service to machine in the false hope of one day having a loyal big tit anime catgirl waifu of our own when the truth is that the common man would be lucky just to get the chance to titty fuck Smough.

 

[CheesyBoy]

In all seriousness, should we see if the police will do a wellness check? I'm honestly concerned that something may have happened to him and/or Barb.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

-UBI ✔

-People losing their businesses and homes, turning soup kitchens into soup hotels ✔

-Pmurt soon to be out of office ✔

-Half the population trooning out ✔

-A vaccine being pushed out and forced on the entire population ✔

-Journalists writing about cartoons and movies as if they are real life ✔

-Everybody from every country being watched and trackef for "their safety" ✔

-Pedophilia and incest being normalized ✔

It's beginning to look a lot like CWCville

 

[Tikbalang]

Not now. Not when One Piece is started to get even better

 

[Brian Butterfield]

In all seriousness, should we see if the police will do a wellness check? I'm honestly concerned that something may have happened to him and/or Barb.

In all seriousness fuck no.

 

[Teriyaki Snail]

With the merge finally happening, I will have the greatest fren I could ever ask for. Well humored, interesting, pulls great pranks and most importantly robust!

 

[A Gay Retard]

In all seriousness, should we see if the police will do a wellness check? I'm honestly concerned that something may have happened to him and/or Barb.

After all these years of weens do you really think the police would heed a phone call from a concerned internet stranger?

 

[Duke Nukem]

-UBI ✔

-People losing their businesses and homes, turning soup kitchens into soup hotels ✔

-Pmurt soon to be out of office ✔

-Half the population trooning out ✔

-A vaccine being pushed out and forced on the entire population ✔

-Journalists writing about cartoons and movies as if they are real life ✔

-Everybody from every country being watched and trackef for "their safety" ✔

-Pedophilia and incest being normalized ✔

It's beginning to look a lot like CWCville

I can't get over the ultimate irony in the fact that the vaccine was supposed to cure homosexuality. And that it came from Chris's blood.

That alone says more than any collection of words can. Plus, it probably doesn't even work, but that's likely pretty obvious.

 

[LittleAlice]

Finally, best girl will become real and we'll start a healthy, romantic relationship

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

So far no suicides reported in Greene county, so Chris probably hasn't gone to Equistria yet.

So is the old adage true? "The world ends not with a bang, but with a whimper?" Is this the last pathetic gasp of an old, middle aged autistic man's fantasies?

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

So is the old adage true? "The world ends not with a bang, but with a whimper?" Is this the last pathetic gasp of an old, middle aged autistic man's fantasies?

Nah it's more like, "The world ends, not with a bang, but with a JULAY."

 

[CptnSnshn]

Yo why did Sonic the hedgehog just run past my window holding the head of Sigsev?

 

[Tikbalang]

He found salvia within Barb's hoard and smoke it

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Fucking finally. Now I can complete my spiritual fusion with my fursona M'aiq. By far this is going to be the best merge in Elder Scrolls lore. Thanks again Chris

Is that you @Ntwadumela?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

How will Gadget react to her cult of greasy Russians?

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

I can't wait for Negan from the Walking Dead to make me his sweetheart from the ground-up while Big Daddy Thrax watches.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I hope Pigeon from mike tyson mysteries becomes real

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Is this going to be like that asshole who predicted the end of the world like three times incorrectly and then had to back peddle afterward?

That's exactly what it's like.

Have you guys been living under a rock? 2020 has been the most autistic year there ever has been. It's been fucking bat shit. Some fucking Chinese people LITERALLY eating bats got this autistic snowball, that we call a year, rolling.

Quick Kiwis! Claim your waifus before others can take them!

SHE'S MINE, DO NOT STEAL!!!!!

 

[naught]

It'll all be ok, don't worry

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

if you believe it will come, you must have faith.. Seras Victoria will be mine.

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I call dibs on bestest Hellsing girl.