Twitter 5/25 - Chris and his new Sleeping Method - Healthy or Damaging? I’m not sure at this point.

[Shibaru]

WARNING: HUGE IMAGE DUMP, CHECK BELOW FINAL IMAGE FOR COMPRESSED VERSION IF YOU JUST BLEW PAST IT LIKE I DID








Compressed Version: Chris prob put a whole bag o jelly beans in his mouth and got a sugar high when thinking of this

 

[MG 620]

Reading all that nonsense almost put me to sleep. I guess it works?

 

[Raiken]

Alternative to fix sleeping patern; Do something that fills the void, have a sleep patern. SLeep in a clean bed.

 

[JULAY]

This shit is only going to make him more delusional, if such a thing is possible

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I actually kind of want to read all this textpuke just to make sure I follow none of his advice. Ever.

But instead, I'll save brain cells & resort to trusting my own common sense & roots in reality.

 

[Bassomatic]

I am not on enough drugs for this shit.

 

[The Last Stand]

How to NOT sleep 101: Know how Chris sleeps at night. Subliminal messaging is a scam.

 

[dacwcman68]

"Ever alert, Chris has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open"

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I kinda enjoy just sleeping instead of frantically trying to grind up to sleep level 5 before I have to wake up. Maybe I'll file this one away for later on.

 

[SugarSnot]

What Chris is describing in his usual rambling and exceptional ways is putting yourself into a trance through the use of self-hypnosis. It is actually a very interesting experience if you are at all susceptible to this kind of thing as you can pretty much feel the sensation of your body disappearing until what you are left with is the space in your own head. It can definitely enhance day dreaming, and it is very relaxing, but that's about it. His way of doing it to himself is just one of an almost infinite array of ways, yet it still goes back to basics with a countdown, hence the five layers of dreams that he's rambling about.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'Hyperactively self-aware'



Also - imagine yourself dreaming, then fall asleep and dream....dear, dear. Don't ever change, Fatty.

 

[Damn Near]

you guys are fucking re.tarded if you think this idiot actually believes all this dumb shit he's been talking about for the past couple months (this, the merge, et al)

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

As has been said by many people, the Farm's general consensus is that Chris doesn't believe in any of it. But he desperately wants to.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Every time I read something that Chris wrote, I hear his voice in my head.
I can't turn it off.

 

[Looney Troons]

Sleep forever, Chris

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'I made and cooked an omelette and had it as a sandwich on toast.'

Fucking heathen.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

For some reason, Chris is screencapping his own tweets about this and posting them with his old CWCSonichu account.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

So what happens after sleep level 5?

 

[cruderudedude]

"I don't sleep, I dream
I'll settle for a cup of coffee
But you know what I really need"
I Don't Sleep I Dream, R.E.M.

 

[JULAY]

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For some reason, Chris is screencapping his own tweets about this and posting them with his old CWCSonichu account.

His ego truly knows no bounds.