TWO LIVE WEIGH INS - 8/5/2018 - Amber: 525.4 lbs Becky: 275.2 lbs

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Remember when she weighed 497 and was like “whew, at least I’m not 500!’?

 

[Citroen]

Everything in orbit of Amber gets fat. Dog is fat, girlfriend is fat. I don't know what the fuck Eric and Ricky are doing, they claim they want to lose weight yet they tag along to bunch of AL's restaurant escapades, especially Eric, and always order something just as unhealthy.

 

[Synthwave]

Because it had 150K miles on it.

No wonder it needs repairing all the time. That combined with her weight, the car is done soon.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

No! Its a Honda! Our gorl said so. REEEEEEEEEEEE!

They need a Hummer...or a tank. Only things with shocks that are up to our gorl - I bet that car dips about a foot on the passenger side.

you know that tanks are crewed by slim people?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Same reason they piss me off: because she’s fat.

She'd be irritating as fuck if she were Skeletor.

I think the serious answer is because its all fake. The stupid teeny valley-speak, the horribly grating cod-south accent, the I'm-fat-and-FABulous shtick, the really extra gay shit. All annoying individually and all wrapped in a giant blob of Fake.

She's a quarter ton of blubber living in a house-share with absolutely NOTHING to her name, either intellectually, professionally or even the lowest bar available to anyone, that of acquisition, yet pretending she's not. Nothing about her personality is real, it changes depending on milieu and it jars on an atavistic, primitive level. Our deepest impulses distrust her because we sense the fake on a subconscious level and our higher brains can't logic ourselves out of an impulse that aided our survival long before homo sapiens even evolved. We think whatever we think of the others but its not affected by this reaction because they're not fake. But that's how we're fascinated by a very boring person, because its a safe way to experience things we avoid, like cognitive dissonance, revulsion etc etc.

Or maybe I'm overthinking why I want to punch screens in within 2 seconds of each snore-fest starting. Is this calling everyone "honey booboo" new cos it drives me fucking CRAZY. Every time I think she just cannot get more annoying, our gorl proves me wrong.

@The Flawless Gazelles Yeah.....but I really want to see that ham-in-a-can effect. Please don't trample my small dreams. Shniff...

 

[Tiamat]

Those poor fuckin animals man. Twinkie looks like an actual twinkie and that cat box hasn't been cleaned in weeks.

 

[FupaNoMore]

Someone pointed out in the Youtube comments that this video was filmed the same day as the panic attack video. Hmm so did she really start crying over some ground turkey or was it realizing that she's 526 lbs?

 

[CindyChafe]

Those poor fuckin animals man. Twinkie looks like an actual twinkie and that cat box hasn't been cleaned in weeks.

Remember a couple of videos ago AL was confused about why Becky wanted to get cat box liners? She probably scoops the crap from the top and then dumps more litter on top so the cats are using the bathroom on top of a layer of muddy pissy clay. And it seems she has only one box for two cats. Ugh. But we have been through this before.

Is there anything she doesn’t half ass through in her life? Aside from getting her money’s worth at the Chinese buffet.

 

[Barbarella]

So she cracks three eggs. Barely scrambled them. Adds garlic salt. That wasn’t enough salt for her, so she adds everything bagel seasoning. And that STILL wasn’t enough, so she added sciracha. (And cheese but we don’t know what kind)

Three eggs, three different seasonings, probably a tablespoon of salt. This girls tastebuds are wrecked. No wonder she wasn’t enthused about a banana.

How much Taco Bell do you need to eat to gain a pound in one day? Aside a shitload? Six thousand calories? Seven? Ten? And how much salt in that?

 

[idosometimes]

Calls it "live." Was recorded two weeks ago. What is this? PFG-tv?

Why does she ask Becky her weight if she knows what she weighed to the pound for every weigh in? Just tell the audience or add it with titles.

Ripe bananas have little brown spots. That is a really really under-ripe banana.

She cannot even go without cheese or sugar sauce at 525 pounds? (or loads of salt, but different issue, fam.) She just has to maximize calories for every thing she eats. She adds them everywhere she can.

Hmm so did she really start crying over some ground turkey or was it realizing that she's 526 lbs?

Not having food probably would cause a panic attack for a 500 pounder.

Whoever said that's a Hyundai Elantra 2015 clearly didn't look at the Cockpit Displays.

They drive a Hyundai Accent 2015.

This was made clear in the "vacation" video when they examine the front end. The visible wheel has four lug nuts. Elantra has five. The main difference they will deal with is vehicle width. You lose 2 inches in overall width and in "hip room" with Accent. And you get about 20 fewer horsepowers. Both vehicles have a 849 pound/385 kilogram load limit, which means that they can only take 50 pounds/23 kilograms in cargo with them if they want to stay under recommended capacity of the vehicle.

Are cars cheaper in ’Murica or how can Amber afford a car that’s only 3 years old?

An Accent is a cheap car. If you search US dealers for used, you can easily find 1-2 year old used car with under 15,000 miles for around $13,000 or so (though a used low spec Elantra is available for around the same price). With higher mileage, they get even cheaper.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

They obviously go over the weight limit all the time, since there's times when Eric/Rickie/Becky's relatives are in the car too, so...what's the consequences from repeatedly doing that?

 

[Twinkie]

Shit gas mileage, primarily.

So she cracks three eggs. Barely scrambled them. Adds garlic salt. That wasn’t enough salt for her, so she adds everything bagel seasoning. And that STILL wasn’t enough, so she added sciracha. (And cheese but we don’t know what kind)

Three eggs, three different seasonings, probably a tablespoon of salt. This girls tastebuds are wrecked. No wonder she wasn’t enthused about a banana.

How much Taco Bell do you need to eat to gain a pound in one day? Aside a shitload? Six thousand calories? Seven? Ten? And how much salt in that?

I swear I'm not the food snob type, but seriously, who the fuck puts garlic in eggs? Fucking gag

 

[Quarter Ton Hon]

so much for that 14 day challenge without telling us guys.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Shoutout to the giant box of tastykakes and family-sized bag of sun chips sitting on the floor at Walmart:

ETA: looks like a box of tastykake's honeybuns, for those who don't know what those are, they're about 680 calories a pop.

And here's Amber's response on IG:

Also to prove the haydurs wrong.
- we mentioned she's bed bound already = Amber posts videos of herself dancing
- we mentioned she doesn't clean = Amber posted a video pretending to mop and one pretending to wash dishes

As I type this, I'm beginning to wonder if the reason she's so far behind in her videos is so that she can address the haydurs comments without looking like she's reacting to those comments. Like it's Amber's version of "this old thing? I had it for years..." when someone gets compliments on a new dress.

As long as it took her to turn the camera off and waddle towards where food is. So, somewhere between 5 minutes (the times it takes for her to haul her body from the den to the kitchen) and 2 hours (if they went to the Cheesecake Factory and she forgot to take snacks for the trip).

I don't think so. Amber has to be driven everywhere, including the dollar store that is, according to Becky, behind their house.
It's a tiny town, and I suspect they have to drive to a larger town even for groceries.

I wonder if she made Becky take those out of basket.

Magical thinking strikes again. Amber is self-centered, so much so that she thinks the way she perceives life and the world is the only way, hence, if Amber doesn't see them, no one else will.

That's an interesting theory. Since she messes with the timeline so frequently, what is stopping her from filming a new clip on the day she reads some criticism and popping that in? Even her clean clothes are just dumped on the floor and slept on by her animals. So she could just pull out whatever shirt she had on in the video she's going to upload and think she pulled one over on her audience.

They have a grocery store in town. Walmart seems to be their preferred store but there are other options.

Was she actually walking in Walmart this video? Shooketh. (Edit: upon rewatching the Walmart scene she was definitely in the scooter. Because why wouldn’t she be in the fucking Walmart scooter.)

I thought at first she was walking because of the relative height of our viewpoint. Then Becky started talking to her and was clearly looking down. Nice try, Hamburgler.

 

[Nido]

An Accent is a cheap car. If you search US dealers for used them, you can easily find 1-2 year old used car with under 15,000 miles for around $13,000 or so (though a used low spec Elantra is available for around the same price). With higher mileage, they get even cheaper.

Yep. KBB puts a 2015 Hyundai Accent with 117K miles on it in "Good" condition at $4,830-$6,323 if you plan to sell to a private party so it's definitely was not an expensive car. AL/Becks probably got ripped off by whatever dealership they bought the car from, but even then I don't think they dropped over 10K on it.

https://www.kbb.com/hyundai/accent/...ate-party&options=6397675|true&condition=good

 

[Justine]

"I am still pretty red from swimming the other day, which I like"
Yes AL. Not wearing sun block and increasing your risk for skin cancer is so cute!

 

[creature]

She cannot even stand in the scale, half of her foot is hanging in the air.

 

[Strine]

She cannot even stand in the scale, half of her foot is hanging in the air.

She might be trying to displace weight to give a lower reading.

 

[I Exist]

She might be trying to displace weight to give a lower reading.

So really she might be in the neighborhood of 530?
Jesus, she packs on pounds fast as fuck.
She HAS to be consuming at least 4,000 calories a day (to be generous).

 

[497]

And here's Amber's response on IG:

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I thought at first she was walking because of the relative height of our viewpoint. Then Becky started talking to her and was clearly looking down. Nice try, Hamburgler.

So it's not really a cart- it's a basket on the scooter. And she might consider the Sun chips a health food since it says whole grain or something on them. There's also laundry detergent on the floor which is not a food at all (and I think I seen AL using that brand in a video). AL is really sneaky like that- she'll feel like she's being honest even when it's a lie. Like when she said she didn't make that sock facebook account (but she did use it)