Two Truths and a Lie

[LeeSydePanda]

Give us two truths about yourself and a lie then we have to figure out which one is the lie.

I will go first.

1. I have a fear of dying alone
2. I've never been in a relationship
3. I don't have a father figure in my life

 

[Draza]

1. I have a fear of dying alone.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Give us two truths about yourself and a lie then we have to figure out which one is the lie.

I will go first.

1. I have a fear of dying alone
2. I've never been in a relationship
3. I don't have a father figure in my life

You’re supposed to supply two truths and one lie, not three things that are all true.

 

[HY 140]

3. I dont have a father figure in my life

 

[LeeSydePanda]

You’re supposed to supply two truths and one lie, not three things that are all true.

Shhhhhh

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

1. My favourite food is Chocolate Mint Ice Cream
2. I ran over an old man with my car
3. I never finished college

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

MY TURN

1-This thread is bad.
2-I can fit a spoon up my urethra.
3-Pluto is a planet still.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

1. I just ate a sandwich
2.

2. I ran over an old man with my car

made me laugh
3. @AshitPie makes awesome threads

 

[ES 148]

1 - I am a serial rapist
2 - I am a cereal rapist
3 - I am a surreal rapist

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

1 - I am a serial rapist
2 - I am a cereal rapist
3 - I am a surreal rapist

#1 is a lie, anyone who frequents Kiwifarms isn't getting any LOOL

 

[ES 148]

#1 is a lie, anyone who frequents Kiwifarms isn't getting any LOOL

Correct on both counts

 

[AnOminous]

1. I like cats.
2. OP is a fag.
3. I just injected 3 whole marijuanas.

 

[Azafran90]

1. I like cats.
2. OP is a fag.
3. I just injected 3 whole marijuanas.

I´m gonna go for... 1
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1- I have never been stung by a bee
2- I run a terrible webcomic
3-I draw fetish art for a living