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Were your parents related, like, before they got married?
Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more - Aloggin' to the max.
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Wild Pack Of Jerkop's
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Joshua Roberts or Tyler as I'll call him from now on is absolutely unhinged, I've seen him in calls with both Marty and Fed Smoker and both times he sperged out worse than Bowser did when Cow Wrangla put him on blast.
I know that your going to read this Tyler and let me say, assuming no one has told Kiwi/Smokey about all of your antics when Kiwi Tapes goes onto the community happenings for an idea on what to make a video on he's going to stumble upon you.
Strasse was right when he said you use evil to combat evil, there are three different kinds of people who stream or make videos in the lolcow sphere, people doing it for themselves (laughs/money) people doing it to expose bad people and people that just want to go out and hurt other people. Usually its a combination of two or three of those but your all bad trying to do life ruination to people who genuinely don't deserve it.
"You want to fuck with his life and do life ruination? Thats exactly what you want to do with his life, Ralph. Just understand when you put it out there it comes back to you" -James Augustine
I know that your going to read this Tyler and let me say, assuming no one has told Kiwi/Smokey about all of your antics when Kiwi Tapes goes onto the community happenings for an idea on what to make a video on he's going to stumble upon you.
Strasse was right when he said you use evil to combat evil, there are three different kinds of people who stream or make videos in the lolcow sphere, people doing it for themselves (laughs/money) people doing it to expose bad people and people that just want to go out and hurt other people. Usually its a combination of two or three of those but your all bad trying to do life ruination to people who genuinely don't deserve it.
"You want to fuck with his life and do life ruination? Thats exactly what you want to do with his life, Ralph. Just understand when you put it out there it comes back to you" -James Augustine
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I haven't fully read this yet, but the link for NationStates in the third paragraph incorrectly goes to the WeMod forums... @Strasse, I didn't think of you to be a cheater! 
TheGuntinator
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Get a job, you bum. You obviously have too much free time and energy on your hands.
There are two paths ahead of you, one is sue everyone on the internet until you're living off of yellow sheets and gobbling raw turkeydogs
The other is get a job, get an apartment, and get some bitches on yo dick. (Pro tip, its more fun than crying on the internet)
Choose wisely.
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God dammit.I haven't fully read this yet, but the link for NationStates in the third paragraph incorrectly goes to the WeMod forums... @Strasse, I didn't think of you to be a cheater!
Update.
Unlike you, Tyler, I do actually have a solicitor (lawyer) who was very amused at the idea of someone threatening me with my dox to delete what is essentially a Wikipedia article of their sins, and very much in public knowledge and public interest.
To summarise for your idiotic mind, Tyler:
- No laws have been broken; your interpertation of it is wholely incorrect. I have never requested anyone go to your property nor have I asked for you to be attacked publicly beyond calling you out of an unhinged loonball.
- British Laws and the protections within them do not extend to a United States citizen in respect to 'dox' as the information is publicly available via numerous completely legal methods; all of which are sanctioned and authorised by your own Federal and State governments. The only time a crime would be committed is if the sources of such information would be from illegal sources (they weren't) and threats were made against the address (they weren't)
- Opening your threat with 'faggot' and using police intervention as a means of forcing your desired outcome is, in fact, very much illegal
- If your first action prior to even entering my country's soil on a work visa is to harass one of its citizens then I hate to tell you moron but the Home Office doesn't really look down fondly on it.
- I have contacted Police Scotland who have zero records for anything involving me par a speeding ticket (78 in a 70, motorbikes go brrrrr). When discussing it with them, they also said in respect to any actions, nothing illegal has been committed and it would be entirely civil law, if even that.
- My solicitor has also sent a very detailed letter to The Home Office requesting your visa be struck off (if it exists) due to the level of danger you present to the people of this nation -- essentially condensing down to you acting in the same manner as a terrorist (sending weapons to Earl; advocating for Nazism; threatening completely innocent people with violence and death to whom you disagree.
- Even if a breach of law had been committed, it is up to Tyler to have it extrodited to the United States for any processing (which isn't going to happen).
Once again Tyler, you and I are not the same. I laugh at retards online and archive shit. I expose bad people because that is what brings me joy in life. My life is nothing I am ashamed of and I will defend it against retards like you who threaten me with some pathetic threats of law that doesn't exist.
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Strasse, Strasse, Strasse, you seem to forget. We're retarded niggers who know nothing about UK law!
And we should just kill ourselves, because we're on the same level as Earl!
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@Strasse Honestly hyped for the Bowsuhverse fallout with this new info. I've always wanted to see a handicapped ayylawg get curb stomped by a bunch of beat cops. Maybe consider taking a holiday elsewhere Tyler.
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So, his PFP kinda put me off, and I guess for good reason.
Following his normal character traits of idealising the death of children, JR's profile picture is this shit. It's been known as sexualised by degenerates.
Following his normal character traits of idealising the death of children, JR's profile picture is this shit. It's been known as sexualised by degenerates.
About
Nevada-Tan is a character based on an 11-year-old Japanese schoolgirl who was charged with murdering her classmate in a Japanese school in 2004 in what known as "Sasebo slashing." The age of the offender and nature of the crime spurred interest in online communities both in Japan and worldwide. Many fan works and homages have been created as a result, with Nevada-Tan becoming a popular character on Japanese imageboards Futaba Channel and 2channel and, later, on 4chan.
Background
On June 1st 2004, an 11-year-old elementary school student murdered her 12-year-old classmate Satomi Mitarai (Japanese: 御手洗 怜美) by slitting her throat with a box cutter. The girl, whose name was withheld by most media outlets and who was referred to as "Girl A" as per Japanese legal procedures, returned back to her homeroom class with her clothes covered in blood. This event took place at an elementary school in Sasebo, Nagasaki Prefecture, Japan, thus receiving the name "Sasebo slashing."
Media Coverage and Identity of Nevada-Tan
Following extensive local news coverage in Japan, on June 3rd, 2004, BBC News was the first international news outlet to report on the incident.[1]
As per Japanese legal procedures prohibiting the identification of juvenile offenders, the girl's real name wasn't released and Japanese police referred to her as "Girl A".[2] Moreover, The Nagasaki District Legal Affairs Bureau cautioned[3] Internet users against revealing the girl's photographs.
Despite efforts to protect the girl's identity, it was established a few days after the incident. On June 18th, 2004, users of the Japanese imageboard 2channel discovered the girl's identity after analyzing a photograph of her broadcast on Japanese television. According to All About Nevada-tan,[4] Fuji Television also inadvertently uncovered her real name[5] while showing some of her drawings, with her signature visible (辻菜摘 / Natsumi Tsuji).
After being placed into custody, Girl A admitted to the crime. After initially refusing to mention a motive, Girl A later confessed that it revolved around around an online quarrel with Mitarai. .[7] Mitarai reportedly left negative comments regarding her physical appearance on Girl A's website, which was mostly dedicated to a horror flash game called The Red Room[6] and fan fiction about a popular Japanese movie Battle Royale
Institutionalization and Release
Girl was sent to Nagasaki Family Court following failed attempts to try her as an adult and Japan-wide debates regarding age and criminal responsibility. On September 15th, 2014, a Japanese Family Court ruled to institutionalize Girl A despite her age due to the severity of her crime. She was then sent to Tochigi Prefecture Reformatory. The court originally sentenced Girl A to two years of involuntary commitment, with her sentence later extended. Girl A was reportedly released from the reformatory in September 2013 when she was 20 years old.[19]
Spread
Popularity on Japanese Imageboards and Nickname
After the incident becoming a major topic on Japanese media in early June 2004, Girl A became an internet phenomenon and a cult symbol on the 2channel and Futaba Channel imageboards. 2channel users nicknamed her "Nevada-Tan" due to a "Nevada" pullover sweatshirt she was wearing in the photographs spread by the media, with "-tan" being the way a young child would pronounce the honorific "-chan" suffix.
News outlets brought attention to the unusual nature of a child killing another child based on comments made on the internet. Many articles also highlighted that Girl A's website was themed around gore and death. A large amount of fan art has been posted on the imageboards, with the fan arts typically showing cute or "moe" illustrations of Girl A, who was often depicted smeared with blood and holding a box-cutter, the murder weapon, in her hand. Many of the illustrations circulated at that time have been reuploaded to websites that collected information about Nevada-Tan.[8][9]
Further Spread
Viral discussions about Nevada-Tan spread beyond Japanese imageboards to Western internet communities. Following the initial repots of the incident, users of several forums and imageboards discussed the event.[10][11][12] An Urban Dictionary page for Nevada-Tan was created in August 2004.[20] An Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) entry was created in 2006.[21]
On 4chan and SomethingAwful, Nevada-Tan has also become a subject of fan art. In a number of examples, Nevada-Chan was imagined as the enemy of Pedobear and a lolicon killer.
Aftermath and Influences
The school Girl A and Mitarai attended opted to print that year's yearbook with a blank page where students can print and place their own pictures of either or both girls. These photographs were distributed via CDs that were later destroyed to prevent them from getting leaked.
In June 2005, the online store that sold the University of Nevada hooded sweatshirt reported it to be their best-selling item in the site’s online statistics; a few weeks later, the University temporarily removed the sweatshirt from their catalog.
Battle Royale II: Requiem, a sequel to Battle Royale, was originally scheduled for a DVD release on the week following the incident.[13] The creators decided to postpone the release due to events.[14]
Australian indie rock band Love Outside Andromeda[15] created a song about the incident called Boxcutter, Baby which was released on their debut self-titled album in 2004.
Nevada-Tan has on multiple occasions been a choice for cosplay among Japanese and Western convention goers.
Imageboard called iiichan dedicated an entire board to Girl A.[16]
DeviantArt has also contributed to the fan art trend.[17]
Nevada-Tan (German band)
In 2007, an emerging German band named themselves "Nevada Tan"[18] as an homage to the meme and in an attempt to highlight social issues regarding social pressures towards students. The band was renamed to Panik in January 2008 after production and managerial disputes. Panik disbanded and then played their final show in April 2010.
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Is this what laughing sounds like?
This guy can barely type in coherent sentences and your response is a seven point essay centering around how you claim to have:
- Retained counsel because you are petrified of lolcow
- Instructed counsel to write letters to your government in attempt to get lolcow deported
- Contacted your local law enforcement proactively because you were concerned that lolcow was correct and you were at risk of becoming a prison enjoyer
This reads like an internecine dispute between cows to me.
BTW for someone who is trying to dunk on someone for having an "idiotic mind" writing things like "interpertation" and "extrodited", I think maybe it would be best to run your posts through a spell checker or something.
All of this is obviously Discord garbage anyway making it sort of impossible for an outsider to tell who is correct, since anything that gets publicized on a public forum is just the tip of the iceberg.
My unironic advice is to uninstall Discord.
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Couldn't he have just like.. picked a funny pfp, and not an anime drawing based on the fucking Sasebo Slashing?
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You have no idea how psychotic this dude is. This has been a saga spanning months and I'm done with his shit. I was happy enough letting him drool around the internet like the retard he is until he began making threats of trying to have me arrested/sued.
If I have the ability to take measures to protect myself, why wouldn't I?
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Don’t let the whitest gorilla nigger make you MATI. He seems like a milk machine fully capable of digging himself a hole like the cow he A-logs. Sit back and enjoy the show
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He doesn't make me MATI. He's been an annoyance at the worst for me.
This dude has months to over a year of history within the Earl community - even we're surprised at how truly retarded he's been behaving recently.
The dude thinks he's the top shit of the Internet. Some kind of political leader. Etc. And I just want him to know that he ain't shit and that a retard who copies and pastes on a gossip forum for fun is still better than him.
I eagerly await the next shitshow from him. Earl is gone and this is the most entertainment I've had ever since the Horse fled Ralph's stable. Truly a beautiful harvest.
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Hang on, this nigga is in his thirties? He looks like a 58-year-old alcoholic lesbian.
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Here's one from my DMs where he confesses to basically blackmailing some dude who believes him to be his friend to be his useful idiot/human shield.
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"DOXXING IS BAD BRO!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah btw I have this random guy's doxx, and I'm making him file FOIA requests on my behalf"
Where's the consistency little nigga?
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/earl-dube-earldube93-the-white-bowser.153418/post-17093233
He also claimed here that his fall guy went to the hospital wonder if Tyler here, had a nuclear sperg out and pressured that dude into the hospital when he wasn't getting results fast enough.
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If Tyler had just filed and posted the FOIA himself, therefore not needing to contact me, he probably could have avoided the shitstorm he created.
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He just spills the info right over… what a fucking restart… also the more I learn about this fat fuck the easier it is to see he belongs in a padded room. If he wasn’t such a fat tard i would say he’s dangerous. Possibly worse or at least as bad as the White Nigger, hence the Whitest Nigger username. Lolcows are always looking for someone worse than them to justify how restarted they are
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