Type a sentence you think no one has ever typed before.

[Ti-99/4A]

@Connor Bible is going to be the next Stephan King and will graduate college with honors.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Isabel Rosa Araujo is a beautiful latinix woman.

 

[MrLooks]

I would like to spit on your potatoes while sucking cabbage through a straw you stupid fucking bitch.

 

[MrLooks]

We're actually living inside a giant lightbulb in a house of giant steampunk moth people.

No, I've said that one before.

 

[alex_theman]

But did they mean it?

Likely not.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

@Connor Bible is going to be the next Stephan King [...]

Also he's the fastest writer ever.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Good job, Congress! You did it again!

 

[Zarkov]

Excuse me but it's 3 PM and I must call my frying pans to check if there are cows in my mailbox.

 

[Ravenor]

Look I love you but to save our marriage I'm going to need you to dress up in a SnM little miss muphet costume, while I put on this asseless squid costume and cover myself in Vaseline then you whip me with this cat of nine tails.

 

[polonium]

Kiwi Farms posters are normal people

 

[Lurkette]

I enjoy fucking dogs.
...
wait

 

[Pina Colada]

Whaddya mean "I can't bang my buns with boob bongos"?!

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Someday we'll look back on CWC with the same fondness and respect we reserve for Neil Gaimen and Stan Lee.

 

[WEEDle]

We all miss our lil chomper Katlynn Goodwill Yost.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Sex with Hillary Clinton would be the best thing ever.

 

[NQ 952]

someimes, at night, a goat fucks a cactus in a treehouse, but then forgets to clean up and accidentally inseminates a bird and created the first bird-goat hybrid.

 

[José Mourinho]

Elections are fucking rigged, Hillary Clinton should've won this by a landslide and Trump should've been sent to prison for purposely rigging the ballots.

(lol)

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Oh, Marjan Siklic, your penis is huge and I want it deep inside my tight virgin 15-year-old Aryan supermodel pussy

 

[WEEDle]

I stopped wearing baggy jeans after I found a snake in them.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

boob bongos

"Great! I can't wait to bomb some boob bongos!"