Types of Comments/Replies that make you "MATI"

[PaperRoads]

It's simple, what are some types of comments/replies from various social media platform (Youtube,Instagram,Reddit,Kiwifarms,Tiktok,etc) that make you angry seeing them?

For me it's those comments that end with a emoji, they always bring nothing to the conversation (especially this one)

 

[Preferred Penne]

"Let's see you do better"

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Any replies with "based", "kino", "let that sink in", other braindead shit like that.

 

[Tablet County]

Very long weepy comments under music videos about the poster's emotional connection to the song.

Any replies with "based", "kino", other braindead shit like that.

Poor bastard's on the wrong side of the internet.

 

[Lady Adjani]

- a direct quote referencing the video and nothing else

-any sentence that includes y'all

-the prototypical reddit response that's only posted to farm upvotes, and of course it's the top rated reply because the entire userbase consists of nothing but teenagers and literal retards

-"can we take a moment to appreciate..."

Things have gotten really bad overall, 4chan is unusable without a fuckton of word / image filters and even this place is slowly being infested with really low quality users.

 

[neger psykolog]

any sentence that includes y'all

thanks for this - y'all have no idea where I'd be right now without my folks

Things have gotten really bad overall, 4chan is unusable without a fuckton of word / image filters and even this place is slowly being infested with really low quality users.

Fight the power by making long posts: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-ar...-community-feature-submissions-thread.212267/

newfags can't handle them

 

[eDove]

A copy + paste of a word's definition from Dictionary.com or wherever. It's the most autistic form of argumentation I can think of and it wastes normal people's time.

"Jokes" that have several line-breaks before the punchline, making them infinitely less funny.

For some reason, any post or comment that starts with "As a" annoys me. It just seems self-important and pretentious. You can explain your familiarity with a situation without taking cringy shortcuts.

"First"

The empty and meaningless "To whoever is reading this, we may never meet each other in life, but I want you to know that you're important. You matter. There is a cosmic plan for you," blah, blah, blah. These are SPAMMED on relaxing/meditation music videos and it makes me so angry.

In a similar vein, those who share their shitty-ass writing under themed, atmospheric music. I know creative writing is the natural result of that kind of content, but it's a comment section, not your bad fanfic dumping ground. Take your trash to Wattpad so I don't have to read it.

I'm exclusively thinking of YouTube here. Community-driven comment moderation desperately needs to be a thing again because it's close to unreadable now. Bring back mean red dislikes and let these retards get bullied.

 

[YWNBAM]

Comments from npcs advertising their channels, scam websites and cp telegram groups. I know they are bots, but people who spread them are scum.

 

[0 0]

"Let's see you do better"

I despise this when it's used to dismiss criticism.

I don't know how to build a bridge, but that doesn't mean I am not allowed to point out a bridge collapsing when I step on it is a bad thing. I've seen this used to deflect criticism towards chefs, actors, and athletes.

 

[neger psykolog]

I've seen this used to deflect criticism towards chefs, actors, and athletes.

I'm pretty sure there are some lolcows that can do all 3 of those. At the same time.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

"Grow and change as a person, I'm out of my edgy phase"

 

[Christmas Cretin]

"I can't believe this channel isn't more popular". Even worse when the channel has over a million subscribers.

Edit: Wow this blew up, I've never gotten so many likes before!
Edit 2: 100 likes I've never gotten so many before thanks guys!
Edit 3: omg 1000 likes this is lowkey crazy

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The empty and meaningless "To whoever is reading this, we may never meet each other in life, but I want you to know that you're important. You matter. There is a cosmic plan for you," blah, blah, blah. These are SPAMMED on relaxing/meditation music videos and it makes me so angry.

I like to go to the comment sections of those videos and write things like "To whoever is reading this: fuck you, lmao."

 

[Silver Higgs]

Engagement farm comments, you see the same obvious unoriginal with no creativity whatsoever and worse, self-censored comments because calling someone a retard for behaving like a retard gets you banned on (Insert social media platform).

I'm getting pretty good of not reading comments on those platforms, especially Youtube, everytime you scroll down and see the same comment over and over again, competing to get likes.

Fucking nigger cattle got lobotomized by the platform ads to be this fucking retard.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

black pipo comments

 

[Safir]

Steam reviews with checkboxes. If I could give cancer to one type of non-criminal posters, it would be

Spoiler: those faggots

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

Runner-up is "no one reads reviews so I'm going to say I'm gay".

 

[neger psykolog]

"this will be a netflix documentary one day!"

fuck you nigger

 

[rat fucker]

Kids who repeat each other all the time, ending their unfunny "jokes" in skull emojis, thinking "bro just xyz " is just the peak of comedy

additional MATI points if they edit their unfunny comment like "MOM IM FAMOUS" for 10 likes or something.
fuck off underage retard nigger bitch go back to neopets

And oh yeah, as someone else said people starting their comments with "As a xyz....".
My favorite hated version of this is "AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER", as if hes not just some dumb low code monkey and software engineer is one of these fancy schmancy words.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

"You have been banned from the Beauty Parlour"

 

[neger psykolog]

Kids who repeat each other all the time, ending their unfunny "jokes" in skull emojis, thinking "bro just xyz " is just the peak of comedy

additional MATI points if they edit their unfunny comment like "MOM IM FAMOUS" for 10 likes or something.
fuck off underage retard nigger bitch go back to neopets

And oh yeah, as someone else said people starting their comments with "As a xyz....".
My favorite hated version of this is "AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER", as if hes not just some dumb low code monkey and software engineer is one of these fancy schmancy words.

As a nigger, fr fr no cap