Types of Comments/Replies that make you "MATI"

[Alex Hogendorp]

Ai comments that say "God Bless You" to an AI thing.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

(Really any copypasta can fuck off.)

Sorry but the gorilla warfare one still cracks me up a bit.

One trend that shits me to tears is anything in the vein of "Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how great xyz is?" Followed by 90 almost-identical comments in the same section bleating this forced positivity bullshit.

When Inside the NBA was supposed to be entering it's final season (which is now not final because they are moving to ESPN) every video comment section was just a barrage of "Can we take a moment"s.

 

[2025 A.D.]

Illiterate zoomers responding to anything longer than two sentences with "it's not that deep bro"

 

[Crex Crex]

Anything originating on reddit.

 

[McMitch]

I’ve gotten soured on the singular “they,” especially when people are inconsistent in the sentence structure following: using “themselves” as opposed to “themself” and things like that. Just use “he” if you don’t know the sex of the person you’re talking about.

 

[Zeftax]

The yikes thing reminded me of something that makes me extremely angry anytime I see it, especially if friends, who I'd expect better from, say it repeatedly in multiple conversations. "skill issue", ideally when someone is having a problem that has nothing to do with skill at all. SHUT, THE. FUCK. UP! Where did they get this absolutely retarded phrase? Do they think it's funny? WTF. When I first saw this I obviously tried asking because I was curious, only to get hit by a "skill issue" myslef...

 

[Figger Nucker]

Any replies with "based", "kino", "let that sink in", other braindead shit like that.

I'm letting it sink in how based and kino your post is.

 

[KuntyFukLugs]

''Can we take a moment to appreciate how''

''Why is nobody talking about how''

''MY MIND IS BLOWN/My jaw DROPPED!!''

''I'm in AWE'' < Literally what the actual fuck does that mean, like seriously.

RESPECT

 

[#FreeRoss]

accusing someone of being gay for opposing anything LGBT, for example

"Geez, man, no need to come out in the comment section."

"No need to share your intrusive thoughts, dude."

"It's ok to be gay, dude; just say it."

and so on and so forth. It's such an annoying, dismissive argument. It's like saying, Oh, so you support laws against smoking; you must be a chain smoker.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

People that do not comprehend that "informative" is the most valuable sticker deserve a trashcan.

 

[PaperRoads]

''I'm in AWE'' < Literally what the actual fuck does that mean, like seriously.

From U.S. Dictionary:

To be "in awe" of something is to be amazed by it and maybe a little scared of its greatness.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

bro -proceeds to explain what bro is doing in le funny way-

just niggertalk adopted by redditfags really

 

[invisibult plus+]

Don't ya'll literally shake when someone does X on their (singular) Y? Like, don't yuck anyone's yums or I'll tell the teacher on you, like it's literally kindergarten, sweaty. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Like I can't ya'll, I just can't. My guys, gals, and non-binary pals. I'm literally shaking right now.

 

[Local Farmer]

Monty Python shit. Sorry most of it isn't funny at all.

You didn't expect the Spanish inquisition, did you?

 

[neger psykolog]

Fuck OP @PaperRoads for crowdsourcing a way to get kiwifarms users MATI

 

[didelphigina]

Youtube comment sections that feel completely AI generated. Examples are Mr. Beast's comment sections where it's just popular YouTubers or his orbitors saying the same things over and over again with no real variation. Same goes for popular Roblox youtubers.

"It's a good day when [X} uploads", they always tend to say. No originality. No useful comments. Just the same song and dance and praise because they're as bland as their use of 2010 memes in 2025.

 

[Jobama]

I’m surprised no one has mentioned the “2025 anyone” and “who’s watching this in 2025” comments. Comments like that have been a thing for years but over the past year or so it’s made the music comments section on YouTube unusable.

 

[Tablet County]

This in itself is a highly pozzed and stock response.

>Video or image of somewhat unusual or weird thing.
>"Boy, I'm in THAT part of the Internet again! Can't wait to fall down THIS rabbit hole!"

I have never heard this before in my life.

 

[neger psykolog]

I’m surprised no one has mentioned the “2025 anyone” and “who’s watching this in 2025” comments. Comments like that have been a thing for years but over the past year or so it’s made the music comments section on YouTube unusable.

Youtube comment sections that feel completely AI generated. Examples are Mr. Beast's comment sections where it's just popular YouTubers or his orbitors saying the same things over and over again with no real variation. Same goes for popular Roblox youtubers.

"It's a good day when [X} uploads", they always tend to say. No originality. No useful comments. Just the same song and dance and praise because they're as bland as their use of 2010 memes in 2025.

both of these can largely be attributed to 3rd worlders trying to pad accounts to make them look legit either using manual labor or bot armies so they can sell likes/subscribers/comments at like 10k likes for $3 or some shit - it's not really just their fault, its also all the wannabe social media stars that are inspired by Mr.Beast and co who pay for that shit in the first place.

 

[seri0us]

The misuse of "hater" or "jealous" to dismiss any criticism

"u haydurs are juz jelly lmao"