Types of Comments/Replies that make you "MATI"

[ShadowAngel785]

"we're eating good", "now we're cooking" and all other nigger speech. We're not in a ghetto.
"should/could OF"
not knowing the difference between they're, their and there.
Interestingly it seems the latter two are commonly made by americans, who, in theory, should know their own language.
And "they" for people, especially if their gender is actually known.
And everything else that has been written here so far.

 

[Chao Garden]

"Let people enjoy things" no. Die.
"who cares it's not hurting anyone!!!!!!" It's hurting me because it's so retarded. Die.

 

[Solid Snek]

It's (year).
I am (age) years old.
When this video / song / meme came out I was (lower number age)!
Wow time sure flies! / glad I discovered this! / I'm still rokken' with Dokken!

 

[Guiron]

"I could care less", "Must of" (and as mentioned in another reply above, "would of" and "could of") and when people type "literally" or "honestly" when they mean figuratively.

 

[neger psykolog]

People who use Harry Potter references or put pictures of fucking Dumbledore and shit like that.

Actually 99% of reaction images are terribly unfunny. There's only some that are funny in reaction to something specific otherwise it's all just noise.

 

[Executive Petrel]

"Well, ackchually..."
"Source? You nazi."
"You're talking BS not all women are like that"
"Who hurt you?"
"Karma"
Any kind of thirstposting

 

[Fyrnite]

I think it's all of the ones where people have discovered the concept of time moving forward. Like no shit, things will age and so will you.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Sup y'all, I shit my underwear like a dumb fucking gorilla and now I'm typing with shit stained hands on my cell phonelike the retard that I am.

Am I alone in that I read this as "I shit my underwear underwear like a dumb fucking gorilla gorilla"? I assume whoever types like this does not hear the echo in their head. No internal monologue, maybe?

"I can't believe this channel isn't more popular". Even worse when the channel has over a million subscribers.

Edit: Wow this blew up, I've never gotten so many likes before!
Edit 2: 100 likes I've never gotten so many before thanks guys!
Edit 3: omg 1000 likes this is lowkey crazy

You forgot to reply to your own post and link your CashApp!

 

[Ozul]

When people reply to something in regards to a demographic and in the comments there is someone of that demographic typing "As a ______ person, blah blah blah."

If I see a sentence start with "As a ______" I automatically feel like teeth clenching and the urge to punch something.

As a homosexual retarded nigger, I find this deeply offensive.

 

[William F. Clinton]

Honestly I think what's core to everyone's grievances ITT is that we're all tired of niggerdom and gay redditors who adopt niggerdom vernacular.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Watch any clip from a disaster movie and I guarantee that some faggot in the comments will say

"How to survive: Be the cameraman."

It wasn't clever the first time, and it wasn't clever the 100,000 times after that.

 

[10TH Kiwi]

Youtube comments under pop music videos from the early to mid 2000's that say shit a long the lines of "My dad died 25 years ago and when I hear this song I thought of him and I cry all the time, I miss you daddy." Mean while the comment is under some fucking R. Kelly-tier R&B shit music.

 

[Psyduck]

*Joke*
- 15 replies

"Bruh "

"Bro really just told a joke"

"Bro's cooking"

"Brooooooo"

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it hap-"


I'm gonna smile when you're dead, nigger.

 

[LifeAlert]

"why?"
"but why are you asking that?"
"why do you need to know that?"
"why did this post have to get made?"
"why don't you just use the newer shittier thing instead of asking questions?"
"EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand <INSERT RICK & MORTY OR ANYTHING ELSE HERE>"
"<deleted post>" then under replies: "That was very helpful, thank you faggitorgroomer420!"
"nigger faggot chink retard pussy shit dyke troon niggerfaggot twat
Mass deleted with Faggitor Pussed Out and DFE'd 9000"
"Hello newfaggitor69! Welcome to faggit! I am an autobot janny spambot who comments in every retarded question and post on faggit! remember to respect heckin valid transfolx and denounce your whitehood to get them updoots!"
"this post made me feel so heckin valid and wholesome smol bean. I had big chungus feels and cried bepis tears, i love this community so much. thanks faggit family <3"
"We did it, Faggit!"

The great thing about current year internet is that whenever you look up specific questions you might have (especially anything to do with technology) you will always, ALWAYS get faggit results every time. Sometimes that's all there is. Every time I see a post from faggit, I feel an overwhelming urge to reach through the screen, rip the faggot's head off and shit down his fucking neck

Youtube comments are also retarded, but those are less of a problem because they can be ignored:
"omg the lyrics were so deep i'm literally cryinggg "
"the lyrics were so fire, I was vibing so hard to the beat and this track was straight bussin. this track be straight dope and lit as fuck, this slaps and goes hard"
"mid SMH"
"Wow CucktentCreator69, you are such an amazing and beautiful person! I love you so much in a fucking weird, gay, and parasocially obsessive kind of way!"
"AlgorithmSlut420, your videos have gotten me through the hardest times in my life. I literally cannot get out of bed every morning without watching 30 of your videos first and would have 41%ed without your amazing content because I am a pathetic faggot that needs to hear empty platitudes from a grifter to convince myself not to end my sad and pathetic waste of life. Thank you for saving my worthless existence that absolutely no one gives a shit about." followed by legions of other dentheads fellating him in the replies

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Here's why this thing you like is bad."

"Here's why that thing you like is wrong."

"Here's why this thing you like is cringe."

"Here is a long list of reasons why you suck."

There's too much of that crap online, especially on the Current Year Clown World honknet. Seems people are too easily "offended" now.

 

[Doublefrag]

accusing someone of being gay for opposing anything LGBT, for example



and so on and so forth. It's such an annoying, dismissive argument. It's like saying, Oh, so you support laws against smoking; you must be a chain smoker.

Statistically, right-wing men who spend their online time discussing trannies 24/7 ARE more likely to be closeted femboy porn addicts and soon-to-be transitioners.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Anyone who acts disappointed that the world doesn't care more and the world should be a nicer place.

We saw this a lot with COVID, but I'm seeing it more in the prevalence of posts about how women should feel safe while they're running.

First of all, nobody cares that you're disappointed. Second, the world isn't going to reach your specification for sunshine and lollipops, and maybe you should learn to cope instead of admonishing the world for not being just like you.

 

[Sugriva]

When I'm listening to instrumental or video game music and some autist posts his lyrics in the comments

 

[Chao Garden]

*world's most normal innocuous animal video*

*the comments section is full of autistic people saying "Not funnyThis is animal abuse" "akshually this is a symptom of (disease) blah blah blah bullshit explanation not funny" "HOW DARE YOU CROP YOUR DOG'S EARS EVEN IF THEY WERE LIKE THAT WHEN YOU GOT THEM REEEEEEE" etc.*