Ubisoft is using subliminal messages in Assassin's Creed to turn gamers into pedophiles

[Mapo Tofu]

First we destroy Israel then we are made into pedophiles.
What a sad fate

 

[Commander Keen]

If there’s grass, you can play the field. Hurr hurr

 

[Zaryiu]

Horrible but not surprising after the reveal Ubisoft has a sjw culture

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Isn’t that he quest where you try to help the love lives of 2 really old fucks; that can end with you being pinned by the old lady for several days.

 

[Commander Keen]

Isn’t that he quest where you try to help the love lives of 2 really old fucks; that can end with you being pinned by the old lady for several days.

Pinned in the mating press? Hot.

 

[Konover]

games make you crazy and make you fuck your kids now? what a time to be alive

 

[shartshooter]

games make you crazy and make you fuck your kids now? what a time to be alive

The game is rated M for Mature, for mature gamers only. It's not Ubisofts fault you are hypnotized into evil acts of sexual deviance.

 

[Ineedahero]

Here's my question about assassin's creed odyssey - what's with all the lesbians? I haven't played a lot of the game yet, but I have met four lesbians throughout my playtime. 4 lesbians, none from the island of lesbos. And I haven't met a single gay guy. In ancient Greece! What is that about?

 

[That Chris Guy]

Here's my question about assassin's creed odyssey - what's with all the lesbians? I haven't played a lot of the game yet, but I have met four lesbians throughout my playtime. 4 lesbians, none from the island of lesbos. And I haven't met a single gay guy. In ancient Greece! What is that about?

Regular homos aren't hot-topic enough, so they had to pick from higher up the progressive stack pyramid.

When Assassin's Creed: Triumvirate comes out, you will be set in Ancient Rome where your NPC companion will be a male-to-female tranny centurion, whose only experience with a sword has been chopping his own dick off. Expect plenty of plus-sized tranny nobles being drawn down to scale in order to fit within the portrait's boundaries, and Caesar's assassination was in fact a misunderstanding during a super-secret gay orgy:

Spoiler

When he asked to be stabbed by their daggers, he meant their penises.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

finally, a game for (insert pedophile youtuber here)

 

[Purple Stuff]

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

The game is based in Greek, they want to maintain the historical accuracy

 

[BlerdBjern]

I think your just naturally a pedo and all this game did was give you an excuse for your fucked up brain.

Either that or this is a really off the wall troll post.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Is it really subliminal if it's right in your face?

 

[Rand /pol/]

It isn't Ancient Greece without underage male prostitutes

I think your just naturally a pedo and all this game did was give you an excuse for your fucked up brain.

Either that or this is a really off the wall troll post.

Take a guess

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm one of the good pedos though, guys.

 

[Slap47]

Here's my question about assassin's creed odyssey - what's with all the lesbians? I haven't played a lot of the game yet, but I have met four lesbians throughout my playtime. 4 lesbians, none from the island of lesbos. And I haven't met a single gay guy. In ancient Greece! What is that about?

How many black women with afros? They seem to currently love that trend.

 

[Ineedahero]

How many black women with afros? They seem to currently love that trend.

Somehow none. Although you once again play middle eastern doctor archaeologist with no accent who is also a lesbian with a blonde doctor.

The women in combat is funny. I guess we got equality now that we can kill men and women instead of just men, good job. It doesn't change the fact that the vast majority of people of importance in the game are historical figures, and therefore men.

 

[carroticecream]

I knew I shouldn't have downloaded this pirated copy, I've been strangely turned on by the neighbour's five-year-old German shepherd.