Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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fucking is physical labor. they just got paid well enough to get plump for their big dick pirate patrons
People in the past, no matter the location or culture, did not find fat women attractive (barring niggers, but they're not human).

Why are we arguing about the historically accurate plumpness of whores when Ubisoft have made it clear they'll happily retcon history when it suits them to make a slave the best samurai in all of Nippon.
Let's not forget the gigabrains at Ubisoft made Marx an Assassin sympathizer, despite the fact his own manifesto clearly states that one of the steps towards achieving True Communism is the establishment of a dictatorship to steal everyone's stuff away, while Washington is portrayed as a tyrant in a DLC.

Bismarck should have razed Paris and everyone in it to the ground when he had the chance. Louis XVI should have unleashed the army upon the mob, instead of hesitating and showing mercy because they were his subjects.
 
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