Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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The Division just feels really dirty now that we had COVID apocalypse and it has the idea of you fighting for the plaguetard Globohomo government.
That feeling probably also killed the Netflix Division movie that had Jake Gyllenhaal attached. God I really want that movie.

At least most of the government is dead and you hunt down the VP for bring a asshat while focusing on helping normal people.
 
Their mistake was to make an Avatar game when most people have moved on and forgotten about the shitty movie.
Nah, the mistake was not letting you play as humans. At least generic wanton destruction is more fun than whatever the hell they drafted up for a story.
I didn't even know the Assassins Creed VR game came out lol
I doubt Ubisoft did either.
 
Their mistake was to make an Avatar game when most people have moved on and forgotten about the shitty movie.
In fairness it was supposed to come out around the same time as the movie, it's just, you know, Ubisoft incompetence (of course I don't think actually shipping on time would have done much because the game is absolute ass).

to be fair division was more grey in showing how fucking inept the government was but the smarter people established a contingency.
no idea how the division 2 "expansion" and other post-launch shit ruined that tho.
Warlords of New York was mostly fine. I disagreed with how the story went down (my nigga Keener deserved better than dying in a shitty DLC), but it at least made some sense. The story since then has been kinda retarded, but fortunately, because Massive are lazy hacks, there's actually not that much of it.

That feeling probably also killed the Netflix Division movie that had Jake Gyllenhaal attached. God I really want that movie.
Pretty much. IIRC someone attached to the movie said at the time making a movie about an unfolding pandemic during coof was a bit too much like making a documentary, and stopped being fun.
 
Pretty much. IIRC someone attached to the movie said at the time making a movie about an unfolding pandemic during coof was a bit too much like making a documentary, and stopped being fun.
Its funny cause a Division movie would probably be considered more right wing coded with the whole "The government is useless, you need to arm yourself and be ready" mentality/training of Agents.
 
Ubisoft was on a major "rebellion against government conspiracies" kick in the mid-2010s, right before all that shit became rightwing-coded.
 
The humans had the cooler tech and toys but nooooooo had to play as the dumb ass nature hippies.
Exactly. What have the tree fuckers accomplished all these years of existence compared to the humans from Earth?
 
Ubisoft was on a major "rebellion against government conspiracies" kick in the mid-2010s, right before all that shit became rightwing-coded.
I am still mad that they turned what was supposed to be Rainbow Six Patriots, a game where you would fight home-grown 1776-esque "terrorists" into what is now Rainbow Six Siege, an online only shitty hero shooter. Elements similar to this were also going to be found in the original draft of Splinter Cell Conviction, but apparently the testers did not like playing as hobo Sam(who was on the run thanks to a government corruption/conspiracy taking over Third Echelon) so they cancelled the game and turned it into the most generic action movie third person shooter imaginable with zero stealth
Then again, you don't need to get politics involved when these dumbasses also cancelled Rayman 4 around that time because they thought that an open world next gen platformer from a well known franchise would sell less than a...Nintendo Wii minigame compilation, which the game was sloppily turned into(there is one minigame that even has platforming mechanics still intact if you perform a glitch)

Also, for those lamenting that you cannot play as humans in the new Avatar open world slop game, the original for 7th gen consoles lets you do just that, the PS3/360 versions to be exact(it came out on everything back then and every version is different and tells a different story for some reason)
 
I am still mad that they turned what was supposed to be Rainbow Six Patriots, a game where you would fight home-grown 1776-esque "terrorists" into what is now Rainbow Six Siege, an online only shitty hero shooter. Elements similar to this were also going to be found in the original draft of Splinter Cell Conviction, but apparently the testers did not like playing as hobo Sam(who was on the run thanks to a government corruption/conspiracy taking over Third Echelon) so they cancelled the game and turned it into the most generic action movie third person shooter imaginable with zero stealth
Then again, you don't need to get politics involved when these dumbasses also cancelled Rayman 4 around that time because they thought that an open world next gen platformer from a well known franchise would sell less than a...Nintendo Wii minigame compilation, which the game was sloppily turned into(there is one minigame that even has platforming mechanics still intact if you perform a glitch)

Also, for those lamenting that you cannot play as humans in the new Avatar open world slop game, the original for 7th gen consoles lets you do just that, the PS3/360 versions to be exact(it came out on everything back then and every version is different and tells a different story for some reason)
I agree with the sentiment but get real, R4 would have struggled to move 1/10th of what RRR did.
 
I agree with the sentiment but get real, R4 would have struggled to move 1/10th of what RRR did.
If you say so. This was early into Gen 7's life cycle, and a good 3D platformer would have been appreciated by both PS3 and 360 users. There was no reason not to make the Wii version the minigame compilation instead, this is more about the attitude that Ubisoft had: "Fuck the consumer, we will scrap everything to turn this into a pile of shit that will make more money"
Ironically enough, the DS and GBA ports are actual platformers, so the proper sequel to Rayman 3 one of these games. GBA port specifically has some of the last remnants of the script that game was going to have
 
If you say so. This was early into Gen 7's life cycle, and a good 3D platformer would have been appreciated by both PS3 and 360 users. There was no reason not to make the Wii version the minigame compilation instead, this is more about the attitude that Ubisoft had: "Fuck the consumer, we will scrap everything to turn this into a pile of shit that will make more money"
Ironically enough, the DS and GBA ports are actual platformers, so the proper sequel to Rayman 3 one of these games. GBA port specifically has some of the last remnants of the script that game was going to have
Dude, early gen 7 was the DEATH of that genre. Outside of Mario nobody was buying.
 
Dude, early gen 7 was the DEATH of that genre. Outside of Mario nobody was buying.
That's the point, little competition in those systems. Demand was there, titles simply weren't coming out so people who liked the genre just bought the bing-bing wahoo console. Hell, who knows, maybe the game would have led a small renaissance for console platformers. We will never know because Ubisoft killed one of their flagship franchises, for little reason I can see. The leaks from 4chan around a year or so ago were amazing
 
That's the point, little competition in those systems. Demand was there, titles simply weren't coming out so people who liked the genre just bought the bing-bing wahoo console. Hell, who knows, maybe the game would have led a small renaissance for console platformers. We will never know because Ubisoft killed one of their flagship franchises, for little reason I can see. The leaks from 4chan around a year or so ago were amazing
They made Rabbids games for like a solid decade. It practically invented the "shitty Wii minigame compilation" genre that Ubisoft excelled in. Thats no "little reason".
 
They made Rabbids games for like a solid decade. It practically invented the "shitty Wii minigame compilation" genre that Ubisoft excelled in. Thats no "little reason".
Division is also a "franchise" for close to a decade now, I think. Just because Ubisoft shoves slop down gamer's throats for decades doesn't mean it's a "successful" franchise.
Like I said, there was no reason to scrap the console/PC platforming build when it was so close to completion. They could have had their cake and eat it too, but decided to be spiteful little shits to make a few more shekels
 
Also, for those lamenting that you cannot play as humans in the new Avatar open world slop game, the original for 7th gen consoles lets you do just that, the PS3/360 versions to be exact(it came out on everything back then and every version is different and tells a different story for some reason)
of course the pozzed slopshop named ubisoft wouldn't let you play as the evil conquerors, that would be like playing israel in gaza!
 
I kinda feel like Ubisoft is going to be the first big western company to get mergered by a major Chinese, or Japanese company, and I think this is going to start a string of mergers. I mentioned in another thread about Net Ease, but they're a Chinese "gaming" (they do a lot of other shit) company which got absolutely massive without anyone even noticing. Net Ease has a market cap of just shy of 63 billion dollars compared to a company like EA that has a market cap of about 36-37 billion dollars. Ubisoft's market cap is only about 3 billion dollars. They've announced that they're looking to acquire more gaming assets in the past and they certainly have the money to do it. Other Asian companies like Sony, or Tencent have also expressed interest in buying out other gaming companies. Sony has a market cap of 121 billion dollars and Tencent has a market cap of 357 billion dollars.
 
I kinda feel like Ubisoft is going to be the first big western company to get mergered by a major Chinese, or Japanese company, and I think this is going to start a string of mergers. I mentioned in another thread about Net Ease, but they're a Chinese "gaming" (they do a lot of other shit) company which got absolutely massive without anyone even noticing. Net Ease has a market cap of just shy of 63 billion dollars compared to a company like EA that has a market cap of about 36-37 billion dollars. Ubisoft's market cap is only about 3 billion dollars. They've announced that they're looking to acquire more gaming assets in the past and they certainly have the money to do it. Other Asian companies like Sony, or Tencent have also expressed interest in buying out other gaming companies. Sony has a market cap of 121 billion dollars and Tencent has a market cap of 357 billion dollars.
Tencent owns a big chunk of Ubisoft but Ubi's current management is actually violently opposed to any sort of takeover. They've spent nigh on a decade now fighting a hostile takeover attempt by Vivendi. Whats most funny is that while doing so the founder lost control of his other game company, Gameloft (developers of a whole swath of mobile trash,) to Vivendi and its now worth a whole lot more than Ubisoft so maybe big bad V isn't such a bad choice for stockholders anyway.

Aside from that, Tencent actually owns enough western developers outright to be considered a major publisher of western games, if only they had an oversight team instead of letting them all run themselves.
 
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