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Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread
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Interesting, but sad that they have to wash the old game with nu style of visual vomit. Jadame is an interesting continent to explore and is probably one of my favorites. Wonder how they'll ruin this one too
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Model design look like usual overdesigned shit today, too much shit on models to the point everything looks the same
Also weirdly anime medusa
While supposedly female angel has the usual male jawline
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Lol what. I'm surprised Ubi even remembers they own this franchise, given how much a dumpster fire 7 was.
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I seriously cannot stand this shit anymore. I don't want every female character to look like a Korean porcelain person but these table corner jawlines are beyond parody at this point.
They made her even worse between now and the pre-release footage, comical.
You know for a time there some based exec at Ubisoft was making sure all of their games at least had the option to play a male protagonist and ignore the feminism completely, I'm gonna guess he got the boot during layoffs or metoo'd because every game they make now has a set female protagonist.
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he was. I remember one of the allegation was exactly that. similar to the fable 3 devs throwing a hissy fit a microsoft exec denied putting a black woman on the cover.
can't find it since there are few articles about it, might be the bloomberg one behind a paywall and cba to find a copy.
this was around 2020-2021, hence all the shit that feels it's designed by a headless chicken since then, with the same technical expertise...
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It literally looks like they thought Adrienne Barbeau + Mokoto Kusanagi would be a perfect template to base the character on, then proceeded to completely fuck up everything about her. She looks like a character Ashly Birtch would voice, which is to say, insufferable.
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Washington Post games journalist agrees that the game seems like Beyond Good and Evil, which is interesting because that game seems dead as a doornail so why not reuse some gameplay?
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I'm like legit shocked people made fun of Outlaw's MC's cartoonishly huge jawline in previews so they actually made her jaw even bigger in the final release.
God damn.
God damn.
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This guy encountered a weird bug in a conversation, a NPC called the protagonist "sir".
I wouldn't be surprised if the game allowed you to choose between a male or female protagonist but the Ubishit DEI bureau decided to remove the option.
I wouldn't be surprised if the game allowed you to choose between a male or female protagonist but the Ubishit DEI bureau decided to remove the option.
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It's just alluding to the twist ending. You were playing a tranny aaaaall alooooong!
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I posted this before but that one professor who got exposed as a fraud was the source for like 99% of what was known about Yasuke. It is very possible that he is completely fictional.
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FC6 didn't sell very well compared to the previous game and it was also very gay and brown which I suspect was an overreaction by Ubisoft in response to Far Cry 5 getting a reputation as a chud game and Joseph Seed being based as fuck which I'm sure was done unintentionally by the writers.
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I'm surprised they actually still made a decent profit off FC6 even if it wasn't great. That game is fucking garbage topped with shit.
But I would imagine they are letting it cook longer thanks to their recent flops after flops, not that it will actually be better quality because the same idiots are working on it.
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Also age of wonder and there's that one that uses more 1990s graphics that I can't remember right now basically turn based strategies are one of the hardest markets to break into when it comes to games because they're a niche market and it's over saturated really there's not a gaming market that's not over saturated at the moment there's a lot of schlock being produced
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Star Wars Outlaws main story is apparently around eight hours long and the rest of the content is Bethesda style radiant fetch quests, it's buggy as fuck too.
Oh this is going to be good, I can't wait for Synthetic Man's stream.
Oh this is going to be good, I can't wait for Synthetic Man's stream.
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They seriously made her jaw bigger out of spite there is no fucking way this isn't intentional.
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The only time I've ever seen a person with a jaw wider than their forehead is Robert Z'Dar and he had a legit actual genetic deformity.