Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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Jace on ice said:
Fun fact, only 9-11% of India has internet access/wifi. The day that hits 50% is when the internet becomes completely unusable, buried under a mountain of figurative, metaphorical, and probably literal shit.
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imagine all the GOOD MORNING SARS that will be posted when that time comes
 
Back me up! said:
The game isn't selling like we want......send in the Indians!

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Saar the game is very good yes, yes saar. Trust me I am expart

Jace on ice said:
Fun fact, only 9-11% of India has internet access/wifi. The day that hits 50% is when the internet becomes completely unusable, buried under a mountain of figurative, metaphorical, and probably literal shit.
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I'd like to think we'll have some kind of great internet filter to keep the jeets segregated from the rest of us. We'll have like a computer hookup required to use it that sees if there's poo particles on your hands or not.
 
Back me up! said:
The game isn't selling like we want......send in the Indians!
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
I'd like to think we'll have some kind of great internet filter to keep the jeets segregated from the rest of us. We'll have like a computer hookup required to use it that sees if there's poo particles on your hands or not.
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By the time we reach 50% jeet saturation online the west will have probably banned public Internet access any way, so it'll be nothing but PLEASE SAARS catfishing each other with AI-generated white women.
 
Fwiw, game has already dropped to #6 on Steam top sellers. Pretty sure even Failguard stayed on top longer than that.

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The Doom Slayer said:
Fwiw, game has already dropped to #6 on Steam top sellers. Pretty sure even Failguard stayed on top longer than that.

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Has it ever surpassed the memey streamer game(REPO) at any point in time?
It's the MW2023 situation all over again where the big AAAA brand name game was outdone by some random guy and his indie game lmfao
 
xXWild_DripXx said:
It's never been more over for Ubisoft also they are still "Developing" Beyond Good and Evil 2:story:
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Have they just thrown the towel in on the Sands Of Time remake? Did Lost Crown kill it or did they finally accept they don't have the talent in 2025 to remake a 22 year old PS2 game?
 
Jace on ice said:
Fun fact, only 9-11% of India has internet access/wifi. The day that hits 50% is when the internet becomes completely unusable, buried under a mountain of figurative, metaphorical, and probably literal shit.
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It will last less than a day before region locking to keep out Indians becomes commonplace.
 
Gamepads said:
Pretty annoying actually, and wouldn't really fix the fundamental gameplay issues with Yasuke. He's really a one trick gorilla.
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p1138 said:
He'd just be a pale gorilla doing kool-aid man dives through walls, still unable to parkour/climb/stealth worth a shit, and still gay.
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You guys misunderstand, I have no interest in actually playing the game, I would just like to see people shit their pants for a week or two by model swapping Yasuke to a blonde haired blue eyed Aryan.

Or Tom Cruise.
 
ScurvyRat said:
It will last less than a day before region locking to keep out Indians becomes commonplace.
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Businesses will open up the jeet flood gates thinking "billions of people? THATS MONEY!"
Not realizing jeets are filthy creatures incapable of spending any worthwhile amounts of money while chasing off actual customer bases.
It'll be a dark time.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Have they just thrown the towel in on the Sands Of Time remake? Did Lost Crown kill it or did they finally accept they don't have the talent in 2025 to remake a 22 year old PS2 game?
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Indefinite hiatus along with the Splinter Cell remake following the absolutely abominable XIII remake and after months of testing terribly internally. One of the many exciting results of them proudly offshoring their remakes to India's "next generation human capital".

Prince of Persia is a really tragic victim of Ubisoft's dogshit management. Lost Crown was a fantastic game but it was kneecapped by it's insane full price, staggered releases, and the black Prince shit muddied the waters. That last bit is especially dumb, because despite all of it you aren't actually playing the Prince - you play as Sargon looking for him (hence the title Lost Crown), and the twist is that you're actually a random mercenary who's been brainwashed into thinking he's Sargon. Not that Ubisoft made any of that clear.

After that ate shit they got some little studio to make a rougelite spinoff, which is also a lot of fun but got no marketing and was sent to early access hell.
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Ubi actually did the impossible and had a winning line up with this series and their middle management absolutely fucking nuked it from orbit. All they needed to do was be a little more reasonable with their prices, shell out for some marketing and have one of their billion idle in-house teams spit the remake out. Their little reboot series probably would have done well, but Ubi needs a lot more money than just "well" provides and they tried wringing blood from a stone.
 
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