Ugly and Repulsive Actresses Thread - Post the videos and pictures of harlots you would never commit the sin of onan with 2/10

[Michael Jacks0n]

And the irritating thing is that the media hypes them up as the sexiest women alive. That's what pisses me off. Also, some of these shows will have these uglies play characters that are supposed to be hot. So all kinds of handsome men will be falling on their knees begging to get with the uggo on these TV shows.

I agree with the sentiment but the thread title specifically says "ugly" and "repulsive". You'd expect actresses who are straight up not good looking, like Kathy Bates, Leslie Jones or Whoopi Goldberg, all of which I think were posted.

To be fair, I never really specified what kind of ugly I was referring to: TV-ugly, or ugly-ugly. I made this thread as a contrast to the thread about hot actresses, so this one serves as a universal dumping ground for famous women you don't consider attractive...whether they're just bland/mediocre, or straight up hideous. TV-ugly refers to women that aren't exactly repulsive, but are designated as being the less-attractive female character in contrast to the designated attractive character in media. Think of the stereotypical nerd girl trope in fiction: the girl isn't necessarily gross or ugly, but she's supposed to be the opposite of the smoking hot chick. As for ugly-ugly women, then we have the real beasts like Whoopi, Rebel Wilson, Rhea Perlman, Shelly Duvall, Sandra Bernhard, and the entire cast of Ghostbusters 2016: no one in that list is the slightest bit fuckable, whereas some TV-ugly women would be 6/10's at best. For example, you couldn't pay me enough to go down on Whoopi Goldberg or Melissa McCarthy, but if I were drunk at a party and Elizabeth Moss from Madmen flirted with me, I'd probably smash (and never call her again). See the difference? There's an entire spectrum of ugliness.

With that said, TV-ugly and ugly-ugly are presented differently for roles. No sane person with two eyes considers Melissa McCarthy or Cathy Bates to be sex symbols, hence it's why the former plays the role of fat comic foils, and the latter plays the role as token middle aged women in media...but never "hot bombshells" like circa 1995 Pam Anderson. And in some instances, I don't consider certain famous women attractive even though they're presented as being hot. Media tells me I'm supposed to swoon over 'em, I just don't see it. Brie Larson, for example, is kinda ugly and has an obnoxious face, but every soyboy bugman simps for her. AOC* legitimately looks like some kind of gremlin creature, and yet the same aforementioned group of Reddit beta males would would drag themselves across miles of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. Daisy Ridley? Meh. She's cute, but aside from her lack of tits she doesn't look like she belongs in any leading Hollywood role. Daisy Ridley looks like she belongs in a green apron and baseball cap with the Whole Foods logo and I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a crowd. I think when they cast her as Rey, they assumed she'd be this hot sex symbol but instead she's too bland and wooden to catch anyone's attention. Again, once you see her out of the Rey getup she just becomes a normal 6/10 white girl who I'd probably swipe left on Tinder.

Your results may vary.

*I'm fully aware AOC isn't an actress, but as long as she's a public figure whose beauty (or lack thereof) is under judgement, she falls into the same umbrella as a celebrity.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

I must have low standards because I wouldn't call at least half of the women posted in this thread "ugly" or "repulsive". A lot are slightly odd looking but charming or older and don't look like a mid-20s bombshell anymore.

Don't worry. I'm on that boat with you too.

The actresses I've posted are probably fine like the regular woman you come across. But they're touted in Vanity Fair and a bunch of other places as the sexiest women in Hollywood, which makes the standards of them higher.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

The actresses I've posted are probably fine like the regular woman you come across. But they're touted in Vanity Fair and a bunch of other places as the sexiest women in Hollywood, which makes the standards of them higher.

See my above comments about Brie Larson and Daisy Ridley: they're both flaunted in media as being current year's Pam Anderson and Carmen Elektra, when in reality one looks like a deformed uncanny valley alien with a punchable resting bitch face, whilst the other looks like she belongs in a Whole Foods or Starbucks uniform.

 

[Seventh Star]

Jennifer Morrison looked nice in House, but she is kinda odd looking nowadays. Still a neat actress I guess.

 

[Kulee Baba]

she's old and the fashions they put her in dont' look good on her. If you watch her on Girlfriends she was pretty hot looking, not as good as the adopted one but 2nd place. plus because it wasn't meant to be seen in HD, you can see her pierced nipples through her shirt a lot in the early seasons.

I'll give you that she is middle aged and it isn't exactly fair to compare her to say Constance Wu (10 years younger) who was the mother on the other ABC Sitcom of last year "Fresh Off The Boat" who I think is a very cute woman. The contrast of seeing Constance and then Tracee just drove me mad, you had a pretty asian woman followed by older never very attractive black woman who was constantly referred to as "beautiful" on the show Blackish which would make me laugh at the absurdity of it.

But anyway this is the cast of Girlfriends.

Girl on the far right is sexy in my eyes. Tracee just looks okay and the other two are dogs. One on the left looks like Condoleeza Rice lol.

 

[Product Placement]

Rosie O'donald, ugly but what makes her repulsive is her voice.

Melanie Griffith, everyone agrees such looks ugly now, however more so talking about her in the 80s where she kept getting cast like she was a sex symbol, I mean she wasn't nearly as ugly as many in this thread but she has never been hot like they made her out to be in the movies.

Kelly Osbourne, not only has she used the fame from her father to get acting/singing gigs but somehow into modeling work

Barbie Ferreira, is fat and has no tits, somehow a model, also this has got to be the dumbest outfit I have seen, if you want to be fat sure but why wear something like that

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Rosie O'donald, ugly but what makes her repulsive is her voice.

Melanie Griffith, everyone agrees such looks ugly now, however more so talking about her in the 80s where she kept getting cast like she was a sex symbol, I mean she wasn't nearly as ugly as many in this thread but she has never been hot like they made her out to be in the movies.

Kelly Osbourne, not only has she used the fame from her father to get acting/singing gigs but somehow into modeling work

Barbie Ferreira, is fat and has no tits, somehow a model, also this has got to be the dumbest outfit I have seen, if you want to be fat sure but why wear something like that

The pics didn't show up until I hit the Reply button, but holy shit. Barbie Ferrera looks like Leonid Brezhnev in a dress. You should've had that sausage casing dress pic behind a spoiler.

Melanie Griffith looks like everyone's older sister. She also gives me the impression that she got her place in movies thanks to the casting couch, even though I have no idea if she did or not. She just gives off that kind of vibe..

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

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Never let fetal alchohol syndrome stop you from dreaming...or asking your rich father to tell the fashion industry to hire his gremlin of a daughter.

What's weird is that before the crazy baldness, she was actually kinda decent looking. Not hot in any stretch of the imagination, but definitely not a scary Mortal Kombat character like now.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

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Lady Gaga’s always reminded me of a crack whore, like someone you could pick up in a biker bar with a bottle of Bud Lite. I can’t imagine her not having the saggiest tits.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Chrissy Metz. She’s so uncomfortable to look at.

 

[KoldHardTruth]

The contrast of seeing Constance and then Tracee just drove me mad, you had a pretty asian woman followed by older never very attractive black woman who was constantly referred to as "beautiful" on the show Blackish which would make me laugh at the absurdity of it.

Tracee is okay in the face. She does still have a nice bod for her age. Funny you bring up the fact that she's referred to as a black woman when she's of mixed race. It is black-ish, so I'm not surprised. It was a show that started out pretty funny but when turned into an SJW soapbox virtue signaling circus show when Trump got into office.

Kelly Osbourne, not only has she used the fame from her father to get acting/singing gigs but somehow into modeling work

Kelly's the type of person who's looks depend on what day it is. On a bad day, she's a 5, on a good day she's a 7 and a half.

Spoiler

Look, I know I sound like a creep for saying this but Kelly does have a very nice rack. I would've loved to have gotten a cleavage hug from her during the black diamond affair in 2013:

Obviously I'm not gonna be one of those freaks who'd get all touchy feely without her consent. But you have to admit, that has to be one of the best racks you've ever seen.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

The main actress from the new Invisible Man movie and The Handmaidens Tale

 

[KoldHardTruth]

The main actress from the new Invisible Man movie and The Handmaidens Tale

Eh, I've seen much worse.......she's still around average when you compare her to the everyday person out on the street.

Rosie O'donald, ugly but what makes her repulsive is her voice.

If it were 1983 and I were tipsy, then I'd smash only by the flip of a coin. But now, even Viagra wouldn't prevent me from staying soft. She looks like her breath smells like canned tuna and vinegar.

Barbie Ferreira, is fat and has no tits, somehow a model, also this has got to be the dumbest outfit I have seen, if you want to be fat sure but why wear something like that

She's still decent looking enough to where the average guy would still use her to get a quick fix if they're horny. If I had a headache, no absolutely not. When I'm fully well, I'll have to see what her mouth can do and maybe we'll talk.


Me personally, I'd never get head from a girl with jacked up teeth. I know plenty of guys who are horny enough to get sloppy top from women who are man ugly, like Leslie Jones ugly. Bad teeth are the biggest turn off to me. Leslie Jones has a bugs bunny type of malocclusion. Jones is ugly to the point where she looks masculine. She has a deep voice too. She looks like she belongs on a Dave Chappelle skit about slavery.


I've never found kaitlin olson to be all that attractive. Her nose is too long and she barley has any body. She's built like a 7th Grade girl. She also acts very trashy on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, funny but a huge turn off. Not once have I committed the sin of onan to any of images of her.

 

[Product Placement]

Paz de la Huertam she is ugly but worst thing about her is you just know she smells awful. Kind of looks like Hades from Disney's Hercules in this pic

Sandra Oh, not a bad actress by any means and a place for people who look ugly or normal in show business. But places keep calling her beautiful and stuff like that when she is clearly not.

Grace Jones, has a very stand out look so understand why she was a model but not at all good looking in fact a bit manish looking

Goldie Hawn

Pornstars count as actresses right?
Sara Jay

Ava Devine

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Kelly's the type of person who's looks depend on what day it is. On a bad day, she's a 5, on a good day she's a 7 and a half.

Spoiler

Look, I know I sound like a creep for saying this but Kelly does have a very nice rack. I would've loved to have gotten a cleavage hug from her during the black diamond affair in 2013:

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Obviously I'm not gonna be one of those freaks who'd get all touchy feely without her consent. But you have to admit, that has to be one of the best racks you've ever seen.

Oh, definitely. If we're judging her by tits, then she can suffocate me in those gargantuan funbags any day. But in the face department? I never understood the appeal of the resting bitch face. Plus something's up with that chin and jawline that just seems uncanny.

Hell, she could grab me by the head right now, shove my face in her cleavage and keep my head in between those massive mammaries until I passed out from air deprivation, and I wouldn't mind (but that's probably due to loss of cognitive function from oxygen loss).

 

[frozenrunner]

The main actress from the new Invisible Man movie and The Handmaidens Tale

I would be bitter if I were her that she keeps getting cast in the "attractive but not attractive enough to be threatening stronk womyn" roles.

 

[KoldHardTruth]

Oh, definitely. If we're judging her by tits, then she can suffocate me in those gargantuan funbags any day. But in the face department? I never understood the appeal of the resting bitch face. Plus something's up with that chin and jawline that just seems uncanny.

Hell, she could grab me by the head right now, shove my face in her cleavage and keep my head in between those massive mammaries until I passed out from air deprivation, and I wouldn't mind (but that's probably due to loss of cognitive function from oxygen loss).

Spoiler

Yes. That would be nice. But even a regular cleavage hug from her while she was wearing that outfit would be more than enough to satisfy me. I’d love to feel the bare skin of her firm funbags press up against my chest as I hug her tightly. I’d have severe heart palpitations as she walks near while wearing that outfit.

After the hug, I’d be horny enough to skeet in to the public toilet that they have at that event.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

If we already necro the thread Emma Watson gets my pick, like holy shit I wonder if it's the drugs or some new age diet

 

[KoldHardTruth]

But in the face department? I never understood the appeal of the resting bitch face. Plus something's up with that chin and jawline that just seems uncanny.

Kelly looks sort of cute in the face. With makeup on, she looks decent. She has a borderline butterface without it. But her face is still decent enough without makeup for me to get aroused by her. She's not ugly without makeup, just plain average. Some people are so ugly that they can't even give me an erection, even if they have a nice body.

But that rack, man oh man, I'm not sure if my prostate can handle it.

 

[Allanon]

I'm disappointed. I expected hideous creatures like Sarah Silverman and Ellen Page at least, if not a slew of minor actresses too ugly to get many big roles but most of what I see is average looking women, previously hot women who got old, or perfectly attractive women that apparently fail to meet a high enough standard for the poster.

And that one weirdo who decided Deborah Ann Woll is only bangable if she's a redhead. Apparently.

Weirdo.